Anthony Fauci has told all states it’s time to stop allowing any exemptions to social-distancing guidelines, and warned that forcing people to stay home across the nation is the “only thing we have” in the federal government’s arsenal to fight back against the coronavirus pandemic.
Trump Hopes To Speed Up Development of Vaccine By Letting Researchers Test Anything They Want On Eric Trump. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- CDC tracked 5,000 coronavirus cases in meat processing facilities
- Trump contradicts US intel community by claiming he's seen evidence coronavirus originated in Chinese lab
- VA orders $300,000 worth of body bags
- Trump pushes U.S. reopening while trailing Biden in the polls
- New York City to open city streets to pedestrians as the weather warms, Mayor de Blasio says
- Ohio's Republican governor intentionally takes slow approach as other states rush to reopen
- Fauci Says It's 'Doable' To Have Millions Of Doses Of COVID-19 Vaccine By January
- Costa Rica reaches two weeks of decreasing active coronavirus cases
- Costa Rica maps complete genome of SARS-CoV-2 virus
Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump’s Reëlection Campaign. - Andy Borowitz
Trump Praises Michigan Protesters
On Thursday, armed protesters stormed the State Capitol in opposition to Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's executive orders, which have kept much of Michigan's economy closed since March to stop the spread of the coronavirus...On Friday, President Donald Trump took to Twitter for some mobster LARPing, and said Whitmer should "give a little, and put out the fire."
"These are very good people, but they are angry," Trump said. "They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a deal."
Y’alls President out here calling white nationalists and racists good people again. - Jemele Hill
All of these jackaloons protesting with weapons. The recruiting offices are empty. How would you like to carry your weapon 24/7...even sleep with it. Don’t request desk jobs. Go Infantry, Combat Engineer or Scouts. Well...the recruiters are waiting! You aren’t scared are you? - Richard N. Ojeda, II
- Pence staff threatens action against reporter after tweet about VP without surgical mask
- Mike Pence Bans Voice of America Reporter from Air Force Two Over Alleged Off-The-Record Violation
- Trump Now Says He Would 'Consider' Rehiring Michael Flynn, Whom He Fired for Lying to His Vice President
- Former WH Strategist Steve Bannon Accuses China of 'Premeditated Murder' for Initially Concealing Threat of Coronavirus Outbreak
- Two California cities will pursue legal action against governor after he ordered Orange County beaches closed
- Tucker Carlson Laughs as Angry Business Owner Protesting Maine Lockdown Gives Out Governor's Personal Phone Number
- Trump’s lawyer scrambles to kill a tell-all book by Michael Cohen that has made the president ‘noticeably irritated’: report
Getting a check with Trump's signature on it is the closest most of us will ever get to feeling like a porn star. - John Fugelsang
I Wonder If He'll "Fall Off" His Balcony
Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin told President Vladimir Putin on Thursday that he had been diagnosed with the coronavirus and was temporarily stepping down to recover.
Rock The Voter News
- 'This never happened': Joe Biden denies sexual assault allegation, calls on National Archives to release records
- Biden reaches deal to let Sanders keep hundreds of delegates
- Good News: Anderson Cooper Introduces the World to His Newborn Son, Wyatt Morgan Cooper
Trump Mocks Low-energy Joe Biden For Only Having One Accuser. - Andy Borowitz
Let Them Eat Beignets!
While under the state's stay-at-home orders, Louisiana lawmakers voted by mail against the state's voters' ability to vote by mail in upcoming elections.
Republicans in the state's legislature objected to a plan that would allow absentee ballots for people who fear being exposed to the coronavirus, claiming that mail-in voting is ripe for voter fraud — despite voting for the legislation by mail.
Why do the #Dems always twist themselves into pretzels over this sh-t? We heard Donald Trump say "I grab 'em by the pussy!" and no one made a peep! Didn't seem to hurt him, but we have been paying ever since. Who is paying to #SWIFTBOAT Joe Biden?? - Bette Midler
- Dow drops more than 500 points to start the new month, Amazon slides 7%
- Macy's outlines plans for store reopenings, Thanksgiving Day Parade and holiday
- Coronavirus News: Amazon, Whole Foods, Instacart, Walmart, FedEx, Target plan walkout
- US Supreme Court Decides Clean Water Act Applies To Groundwater
- Tesla shares tank after Elon Musk tweets the stock price is 'too high'
I have to admit that I did not have "Elon Musk loses his sh-t" on my Plutocrat Pandemic F-cknuttery Bingo card. - Jeff Tiedrich
I Love Canada!
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced a ban on “military-style” assault weapons in the country. This includes the buying, selling, transporting, or use of these guns.
“There is no use and no place for such weapons in Canada,” Trudeau said.
The emperor has no tests. - Jeff Tiedrich