President Donald Trump and his lawyers will not participate in Wednesday’s impeachment hearing in the House Judiciary Committee, according to a letter from the White House to the committee.
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross. - The Onion
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- Trump Claims Zelensky Cleared Him of Wrongdoing in New Interview; He Didn't
- Donald Trump Jr. scolded for blaming "political correctness" for London terrorism: "Your dad's policies released a prison full of ISIS fighters"
- Trump's Intervention in SEALs Case Tests Pentagon's Tolerance
- 'Unfortunate': Pompeo slams Dems for impeachment hearing during Trump's overseas trip
- 'Black hole' of medical records contributes to deaths, mistreatment at the border
Trump Asks Troops in Afghanistan to Dig Up Dirt on Biden. - Andy Borowitz
The President of the United States Fakes Orgasm
It’s not often that you interview a subject who has no interest in being famous. But recently, I did just that when I sat down with Lisa Page the week before Thanksgiving in my hotel room in Washington, D.C. Page, of course, is the former FBI lawyer whose text-message exchanges with agent Peter Strzok that belittled Donald Trump and expressed fear at his possible victory became international news. They were hijacked by Trump to fuel his “deep state” conspiracy.
For the nearly two years since her name first made the papers, she’s been publicly silent (she did have a closed-door interview with House members in July 2018). I asked her why she was willing to talk now. “Honestly, his demeaning fake orgasm was really the straw that broke the camel’s back,” she says. The president called out her name as he acted out an orgasm in front of thousands of people at a Minneapolis rally on Oct. 11.
Whatever Russia's reason is for meddling in our elections, you can be pretty goddamn sure it isn't to Make America Great Again. - Middle Age Riot
Putin couldn’t have done it without the help of the GOP. From his attack on the 2016 U.S. election to his coverup since, Moscow’s greatest ally in hybrid warfare against America is the Republican Party. - Alexandra Chalupa
- Trump says Democrats are ‘getting killed in their own districts’ over impeachment
- Georgia governor set to buck Trump on Senate appointment
- Doug Collins wants Adam Schiff to testify before House Judiciary Committee
- GOP Sen. Kennedy reiterates view that Ukraine meddled in 2016 election
- Donald Trump Jr. Claims Airport Bookseller Is Not Stocking His Book 'Triggered'
- Anthony Scaramucci Likens Pro-Trump Republican Lawmakers to Nazi Appeasing Vichy France
Sen. Kennedy, why are you parroting Russian propaganda that U.S. intelligence officials tell us are designed to divide our country? Did you miss the briefing that day? - Hillary Clinton
The Golf Grifter-in-Chief
With his Thanksgiving vacation, President Donald Trump’s golf hobby has now cost Americans an estimated $115 million in travel and security expenses ― the equivalent of 287 years of the presidential salary he frequently boasts about not taking.
Of that amount, many hundreds of thousands ― perhaps millions ― of dollars have gone into his own cash registers, as Secret Service agents, White House staff and other administration officials stay and eat at his hotels and golf courses.
When a white American can speak more than one language:
“Wow, they are so smart!”
When an immigrant or Person of Color can speak more than one language:
The difference is racism. - Rachel R. Gonzales
Here's three people who were against the United States entering the Trans Pacific Partnership.
Donald Trump, Putin, and Bernie Sanders.
Huh, weird. - Fred Harding
Rock The Voter News
- Klobuchar calls Trump Ukraine scandal ‘a global Watergate’
- No malarkey? Biden old-school slogan gets mocked and praised in Iowa
- Illinois Democrat Jan Schakowsky endorses Elizabeth Warren
- Andrew Yang raises $750,000 in 24 hours
Pelosi Tells UN That The House Is Fighting The Fight Against Climate Change
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) told a United Nations summit on Monday that the Democratic-controlled House was "still in" the fight against climate change even following the Trump administration's withdrawal from the Paris climate accord.
Ever notice how the Americans who really hate foreigners also tend to hate massive amounts of other Americans? - John Fugelsang
42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record. - The Onion
- Trump announces restored tariffs on Argentina, Brazil
- Pompeo cautions Europe not to trust Chinese firms with 5G
- Deutsche Bank Exec Who Oversaw Trump Loans Dies by suicide
- Zuckerberg on allowing political ads: 'People should be able to judge for themselves'
Am I the only one who thinks that the deaths of 3 Deutsche Bank loan officers is just a little weird? - Kim Brill
Measles Outbreak Shuts Down Samoan Government
The Samoan government will shut down for two days this week amid a measles outbreak that has killed 53 people, according to the Washington Post.
The island nation declared the outbreak in October. The vast majority of the deaths — 48 — have been children under the age of 3. More than 3,700 people have been infected overall.