Dangerous Hurricane Dorian is strengthening and forecast to make landfall on Florida's east coast overnight into Tuesday as a Category 4 storm.
Now forecast to approach Florida with winds of 140 mph, Dorian, should it make landfall at those wind speeds, would become just the ninth hurricane to do so, dating back to 1851.
Right now our fragile sociopath president is standing in front of a mirror, practicing his thumbs-up-and-smile for when he's posing in front of hurricane-strewn wreckage in Florida next week. - Jeff Tiedrich
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- US spies say Trump's G7 performance suggests he's either a 'Russian asset' or a 'useful idiot' for Putin
- Trump establishes new military Space Command
- Trump cancels Poland trip as hurricane approaches Florida
- Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro Accuses Democrats of Vast Plot to 'Replace American Citizens with Illegals'
- Destination remains obscure for Iran oil tanker sought by US
- Ohio Nuclear Dispute Spurs Claim That China Is ‘Invading’ U.S. Grid
Reagan debuted his "Star Wars" initiative just prior to fadin' into dementia. Great minds decay alike. - Tea Pain
Putin's Favorite Hobby
The suspect detained over the killing last week of a Georgian citizen in Berlin had a passport whose number linked him to Russian security services, German magazine Der Spiegel reported on Friday.
Zelimkhan Khangoshvili, who had previously fought alongside anti-Moscow separatists in the province of Chechnya, was shot twice in the head last Friday as he headed through a central Berlin park to the mosque.
Who gets to sit down with Trump and the other climate denying Republicans and explain that warmer ocean temperatures are why we will be getting more and more insane hurricanes like Dorian? - Roland Scahill
- Trump's Florida Mar-a-Lago resort in Hurricane Dorian's path
- Trump Wails on Comey After IG Report Says He Didn't Release Classified Info: 'He Should Be Ashamed of Himself'
- Trump’s Personal Assistant, Madeleine Westerhout, Resigns for Dishing on First Family to Reporters
- Geraldo Rivera: James Comey and 'Cabal' Tried to Remove Trump 'Via the 25th Amendment'
- James Mattis Hasn't Spoken with Trump Since Resignation: 'He's an Unusual President'
- Flynn attorneys, prosecutors spar over sentencing
- Pro-Trump Memesmith Asks ‘Who Owns Our Symbols, the Masses or the Madmen?’
- Alan Dershowitz: Jeffrey Epstein Decided ‘Best Way Out’ Was Suicide
- Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Apologizes for Wearing Blackface in College
So what's on the agenda today for the Trump admin?
Kicking puppies? Pulling the wings off butterflies? Starving the elderly? - Elle DeSylva
How does she have a camera in her cell but Epstein didn't?
A Colorado woman is suing after she was forced to give birth to her child, alone in a jail cell, while screaming and pleading for help from staff that paid her virtually no mind.
In the hours leading up to the birth of her child on July 31, 2018, surveillance footage shows 26-year-old Diana Sanchez repeatedly attempt to alert jail staff that she was in labour, her water had broken, and that she was in desperate need of medical attention.
We are to believe a rich man arrested for human trafficking,
- tried to commit suicide
- put on watch for only a week
- was suppose to have a cell mate
- one guard wasn't a regular
- both guards fell asleep
- missed 3, 30 minute checks
- both cameras have gaps
-Woman in the Moon tweet
- and Barr un-recused his recusal?
TRUMP: Hey Bill, wanna come out of retirement & be America’s top cop again, shield me from consequences of my crimes like you did w/Iran Contra, and wag our junk together at the Emoluments Clause?
BARR: HERE TAKE MY MONEY - John Fugelsang
Rock The Voter News
- Democrats call for full investigation of Justice Department’s deal with Jeffrey Epstein
- Joe Biden Pushes Back on War Story Controversy: ‘What Is It That I Said Wrong?’
- Voters wait for hours in Elizabeth Warren's 'selfie' line
- The FEC Asks Bernie Sanders About 69 Pages Of Prohibited or Impermissible Campaign Contributions
- Judge denies Democrats' request to speed up Trump tax return lawsuit
Trump lied about Chinese talks to manipulate the market and every reporter in my twitter feed is going with JOE BIDEN TELLS A STORY ABOUT THE WRONG SOLDIER!!! - Adam Parkhomenko
Gas Shortage Ahead of Hurricane Dorian
Gov. Ron DeSantis said Friday the Florida Highway Patrol would soon begin escorting fuel trucks to help resupply gas stations in advance of Hurricane Dorian.
Gasbuddy, whose representatives helped state officials track fuel shortages in 2017 during Hurricane Irma, reported Friday that more than half of gas stations in the Miami-Fort Lauderdale-West Palm Beach area were out of fuel, stretched from the demand of drivers filling up before the storm hits.
The Trump administration literally wants to deport kids with cancer, in case you ever meet a #maga person who claims to be Christian. - John Fugelsang
Cost-Cutting Measures Force Company To Start Hiring More Female Employees - The Onion
- Trump again flirts with easing capital gains taxes
- Trump blames companies impacted by his trade war
- What to know about Deutsche Bank's Trump-related tax returns
- Popeyes' chicken sandwich is sold out. For now.
Horrified Amazon Worker Awakes From Warehouse Accident To Find Jeff Bezos Welding Mechanical Limbs Onto Stumps Where Arms His Used To Be - The Onion
Yep, People Fear A Recession Is Coming
U.S. consumer sentiment plunged 8.6 points in August, the largest decline in nearly eight years, as President Trump ramped up a trade war with China.
USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts - The Onion
Please stay safe, Florida.