All Hat No Cattle: BREAKING: Trump Tackled on White House Lawn Fleeing Arresting Officers

Mueller: Flynn gave ‘substantial assistance’ to probe, deserves little to no prison
“The defendant deserves credit for accepting responsibility in a timely fashion and substantially assisting the government.”

Elton John: Rocket man
Billy Joel: Piano man
Beatles: Nowhere manDonald Trump: Tariff manRobert Mueller: You’re f*cked, man. - Palmer Report tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

It’s amazing how many people can still imagine Mike Pence was picked by Manafort, worked closely with Flynn and dealt constantly with Trump...yet somehow did not know what was going on and is not complicit.- Michael Beschloss

Want To Be Scared? Really Scared?
Amid all the recent fears about North Korea building an electromagnetic-pulse weapon that could disrupt America’s electronic backbone, another potential threat has been ignored: Russia’s new Alabuga EMP weapons program.
Russian media describes a program that appears to be aimed at developing tactical EMP weapons that would affect a small area, rather than strategic arms that would disable, say, a nation’s entire electrical grid.

Furloughed Willie Horton Pays Respects At George H.W. Bush Funeral - The Onion

I love that Trump has zero idea that he has the right to remain silent.- Andy Lassner

Republican Shenanigans

Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him - Andy Borowitz

I Wonder How Much Higher Jared Kushner's Voice Will Get When He's Handcuffed
Michael Flynn’s sentencing memo could spell deep trouble for Jared Kushner, the son-in-law to President Donald Trump and a senior White House adviser.

You know, if Mueller takes out Trump and Pence, we won’t have to worry about the GOP anymore. All their heads will simultaneously implode the first time they have to say “President Pelosi.” - goldengateblond tweet