Thursday, April 5, 2018

Rex Tillerson spent 12 million on consultant fees

Rex Tillerson's $12 million army of consultants. 
The cost-cutting former Secretary of State had grand ambitions for a department 'redesign,' but its clearest impact is a huge bill for consultants, some of whom charged more than $300 an hour.

Tillerson’s biggest accomplishment was calling Trump a f*cking moron. - Scott Dworkin

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

There's new information about Donald Trump and the Russia investigation. According to The Washington Post, last month special counsel Robert Mueller told the president's lawyers he was a subject of the investigation but not the target of the investigation. Which is kind of like when the principal at your school says, “I got my eye on you, mister.” - Jimmy Kimmel

Mexico Assured That US Troops Won't Commit Mass Shootings
Mexico's top diplomat said Wednesday he received assurances from Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen that National Guard troops deployed to the border will only act in a supporting role.

"Pew! Pew! Pew! Take that, you dirty Guatemalans!"
— Trump, in his bathrobe, playing with his plastic army men while watching Fox and Friends -Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Fuming Rachel Maddow Spends Entire Show Just Pointing Wildly At Picture Of Putin - The Onion

Dear God, Mandatory Photos Of Trump At The Post Office?
Rep. Dan Donovan (R-N.Y.) is planning to introduce legislation that will mandate that post offices of the U.S. Postal Service display photos of the president and the vice president.

"It is an extraordinary spectacle to see the president reduced to LegalZoom, I think, to get who's going to represent him." - Jeffrey Toobin, CNN's Chief Legal Analyst


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Apparently, Bernie Is Still Mad That Democrats Chose Hillary
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) slammed the Democratic Party's platform at an event in Mississippi on Wednesday, saying it had been a "failure."
“The business model, if you like, of the Democratic Party for the last 15 years or so has been a failure,”

It takes some serious chutzpah for Bernie Sanders to say Obama was just a "charismatic leader" who was substantively a failure.
Like, buy a mirror. - Jacqui Oesterblad

Rock The Voter News

Hillary Clinton just called the Russian president a world-class misogynist. When Trump heard that, he was like, "Wait, he gives massages too?"- Jimmy Fallon

Joe Scarborough Cleverly Compares Actor To Lawn Boy Instead Of Lawn Jockey
MSNBC host Joe Scarborough on Thursday dismissed Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s possible bid for the presidency and compared the actor to a “lawn boy.”

Good news, guys. There was a caravan of Canadians on their way toward the United States and our porous northern border... but I stopped them by tweeting at them.

You probably didn't even hear about it... but it happened... I did it... you're welcome.

(please clap)- The Hoarse Whisperer


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Business/Tech News

This is your reminder that 62 million Americans voted for a reality star who can't name the 3 branches of government.
And 74 million voted against him. - John Fugelsang

Scientists Call For Boycott Of Killer Robots
At least 50 artificial intelligence (AI) scientists from around the world called for a boycott of a South Korean university over concerns it was working with a defense company to research autonomous weapons, or "killer robots."

Happy birthday to Sybil Ludington, a forgotten heroine of the Revolutionary War.  In 1777, at the age of 16, she rode to alert folks of coming British forces. Ludington rode 40 miles in the dark in one night, more than twice the distance of Revere & was much younger. - Matthew Dowd



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Is that you, Angry Bird?


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