Tuesday, January 31, 2017

If Jesus Returned He Couldn't Get A Visa To The U.S.

Trump fires acting AG after she declines to defend travel ban
President Donald Trump fired acting Attorney General Sally Yates Monday night for "refusing ...

"How come she's allowed to leave?"
-- Melania hearing the news about Sally Yates - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

 As a Muslim asked to condemn Muslim extremists for 16 years, I call on moderate Republicans to condemn Alt-Right and Steve #Bannon. Step up. - Wajahat Ali

Trump Baited The Jews 
The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum released a statement Monday afternoon shortly after White House press secretary Sean Spicer defended the fact that President Trump’s International Holocaust Remembrance Day statement did not mention Jews or anti-Semitism.

Can't wait for the birther to give me more lessons on how the president of the United States should be treated.- LOLGOP

Turns out the Constitution was just a silly phase the Tea Party was going through.  They are soooo over that now. - Tea Pain

Republican Shenanigans

I think every morning Trump signs a few blank executive orders, then tells Bannon to fill it in with any evil sh*t he thought of that day.- Erik Bransteen

It May Be Easier To Just Believe The Opposite Of What Trump Says
The White House says the new administration has no interest in rolling back protections of LGBTQ workers. “President Donald J. Trump is determined to protect the rights of all Americans, including the LGBTQ community,” said a White House statement ...

Trump is so 100% pro #LGBTQ rights he's appointed Jeff Sessions, Rick Perry, Mike Pence & others who happen to be 100% anti #LGBTQ rights. - John Fugelsang


 Click here to meet C.W.


Rock The Voter News

Trump Tweets More Insults
"Nancy Pelosi and Fake Tears Chuck Schumer held a rally at the steps of The Supreme Court and mic did not work (a mess)-just like Dem party!" Trump tweeted, referring to the top Democrats in Congress, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer.

Trump can mock @SenSchumer's tears, but give me a man who cries at the violation of our values over one who smiles while obliterating them. - Peter Daou


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press


Biz/Tech News

"You get a green card! You get a green card! You get a green card!"
-- the end of Oprah's first 60 Minutes interview with Syrian refugees. - Erik Bransteen

Trump Targets Germany
German Chancellor Angela Merkel rejected an accusation from U.S. President Donald Trump's top trade adviser that Germany is bolstering its exports with a “grossly undervalued” euro in a growing trans-Atlantic spat.

“I receive forgiveness when I get my little cracker and the juice”
-Donald Trump, Messiah to Christians who can't quite spell "Messiah." - John Fugelsang


All Hat No Cattle Anti-Trump Fundraiser


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

I always wondered what flamingos did underwater. They rub their heads in the sand to stir up any critters for a snack.


No comments:

Post a Comment