Monday, October 19, 2015

The Bush Effect


Trump has figured out Jeb Bush's greatest weakness as a candidate, and it's not his energy level
I don't know if Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination. But even if he doesn't, it's increasingly clear he's going to destroy Jeb Bush before he loses.

The debate over whether George W. Bush is to blame for 9/11 is very unfair to Jeb, who is fully capable of harming the country in his own way.- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

If 9/11 happened on Obama's watch, Jeb! would not being saying he kept us safe.- Tina Dupuy

Israeli Misguided Anger
 The killing of an Eritrean man who was shot by a security guard and then beaten by an Israeli mob that mistook him for an Arab attacker has prompted soul-searching in Israel and raised concerns about racism and vigilantism amid a wave of Israeli-Palestinian violence.

Republican Shenanigans

Politicians who brag they've accepted Jesus as their savior generally just accept Him as their mascot. - John Fugelsang

Guns Laws Upheld 
 A federal appeals court on Monday upheld the core provisions of two gun control laws passed in New York and Connecticut after the 2012 mass murder at Sandy Hook Elementary School that banned possession of semiautomatic assault weapons.

Schools should not be gun-free zones; only Republican presidential debates and NRA conventions should be gun-free.- Tea Party Cat

Whatever you think of her, Hillary Clinton is about to get the same rare opportunity her husband got 20 years ago: become more popular as a result of being investigated by total assholes.- Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Prediction: During Hillary's Benghazi testimony this week, Bernie Sanders will burst into the room and shout, "This is all bullshit! Leave her alone!" - Andy Borowitz

Impeach Hillary!
If Hillary Clinton wins the presidency, Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) wants to impeach her on day one.
Brooks made the comment in a recent interview with conservative talk radio host Matt Murphy on WAPI...

Someone needs to make a Clinton impeachment movie just for the bit where we find out what happened to the characters. - LOLGOP

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I'm impressed that donors have contributed $20 million to Ben Carson when that money could have paid for a high-quality tin-foil dome.- Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

Jeb Bush is right when he says 'my brother kept us safe' when one considers that by 'us' he means 'big banks and their shills.'- John Fugelsang

Hacking War Continues...

Tom Brady just did an interview where he called Coca-Cola “poison for kids” and said he didn't think Frosted Flakes is actually food. That story again: Do NOT go trick-or-treating at Tom Brady's house! “Who wants some raisins and toothbrushes?!”- Jimmy Fallon



Odd News

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