Thursday, October 29, 2015

Paul Ryan, New Speaker Of The House Trashes The Old Speaker In Acceptance Speech


Paul Ryan elected House speaker
Rep. Paul Ryan was elected House speaker Thursday, taking over the leadership of an unruly chamber that must deal with a fiscal mess

Breaking: Republican's tricked into giving Paul Ryan another high-profile position.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The U.S. Air Force announced today their new model of stealth bomber will cost half a billion dollars each. And, even worse, it uses a different charger than the old model.- Seth Myers

Does This Mean Snowden Is Moving To Europe?
A big win for Edward Snowden came with the narrowest of margins.
By a vote of 285 to 281, Members of European Parliament (MEP) passed a resolution Thursday calling for EU member states to drop criminal charges against the former NSA contractor and protect him from extradition.

If the president were elected by an online poll I do think Trump could win, narrowly defeating bacon.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

The guys defending throwing a teenage girl in a chair across a room think CNBC shouldn't be so mean to conservatives.- LOLGOP

CNBC Anchor Fires Back AT GOP Candidates
CNBC anchor John Harwood took a shot at Republicans who accused him of asking unfair questions at the GOP’s third presidential debate on Wednesday night.

In response to his drop to second in the polls, Donald Trump said today that he will run until the very end and does not mind running from behind. Trump says he knows what it’s like to be the underdog, because he wears one on his head.- Seth Myers


One of the top political Halloween costumes this year is Donald Trump. Meanwhile, even Jeb Bush doesn’t want to go out dressed as Jeb Bush.- Conan O'Brien

The only reason to have 10 Republicans on one stage is if you're performing the song "Elvira."- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

As a society we should provide help for the mentally ill so they don't have to run for President.- Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

"I didn't realize your job was to elect Hillary president" whispered the Koch Bros lobbyist, as a weeping Trey Gowdy cowered in the corner.- John Fugelsang

Court Sides With NSA. Snowden Must Be Shaking His Head
 A U.S. appeals court on Thursday refused to immediately halt the government's bulk collection of millions of Americans' phone records during a "transition" period to a new federal scheme that bans the controversial anti-terrorism surveillance.

Walmart just announced that they are testing drones to deliver merchandise directly to your house. So finally you can buy Pampers, a case of Slim Jims, and a shotgun all without leaving the comfort of your mobile home.- James Corden



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Up, up and away, above the clouds in Cappadocia Turkey


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