Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Paul Ryan Demands Family Time In His New Job


Paul Ryan Demands Family Time In His New Job
Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) made many in his party happy Tuesday night when he told his colleagues that he had finally agreed to take the job no one wants and run for speaker of the House. But he said he will do so only if members agree to a list of conditions, most of which concern the functioning of the caucus. One demand, however, was deeply personal.
"I cannot and will not give up my family time," Ryan told reporters following the House GOP meeting.

Shorter Paul Ryan: I want great power with no responsibility. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

1st Carson blames gun control for the Holocaust, now Netanyahu blames the Grand Mufti. Maybe Hitler wasn't so bad after all. He did like dogs. - Sue Stein Tweet

Bush & His Poodle
A bombshell White House memo has revealed for the first time details of the ‘deal in blood’ forged by Tony Blair and George Bush over the Iraq War.
The sensational leak shows that Blair had given an unqualified pledge to sign up to the conflict a year before the invasion started.
It flies in the face of the Prime Minister’s public claims at the time...

Republican Shenanigans

I can't wait to see former Senator Ted Cruz begin his commercials for reverse mortgages. - John Fugelsang

Harry Reid Wants GOP To Foot Benghazi Bill
Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) took shots at the House Select Committee on Benghazi on Wednesday, a day before former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's appearance before the panel. ...Senate Democrats have sent a letter to the Republican National Committee (RNC) asking that it reimburse the American taxpayers for any money spent on the Benghazi committee. 

Donald Trump is now saying that his immigration policies would have prevented 9/11. Trump is also claiming his hair would have kept the Titanic afloat.- Conan O'Brien

NSA “civil liberties officer” says agency is getting more transparent; true, but only because it used to not acknowledge its own existence. -  Dan Froomkin

Rock The Voter News

So Marty McFly got to Biden in time then, right? :) - LOLGOP

Back To The Future

Shooter On The Run
Police in New Mexico are trying to identify the person responsible for a road rage incident that claimed the life of a 4-year-old girl Tuesday.

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People who claim there's a voter fraud problem actually have a democracy problem. - John Fugelsang

Business/Tech News

Volkswagen may be forced to buy back all the cars that failed to properly pass their emissions tests. Volkswagen officials say that’s fine — because they plan to resell them as rock concert smoke machines.- Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump’s Blustery 1990 Campaign Against a Wall Street Analyst
Barron’s recounts an incident in which the presidential candidate attacked an unknown securities analyst who didn’t think the Taj Mahal was a good bet for his clients.

Every fish you catch and release goes home with an alien abduction story.- John Fugelsang



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Just one more selfie, honey!


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