Tuesday, May 5, 2015

ISIS Claims Responsibility for Texas Shooting

ISIS Claims Responsibility for Texas Shooting
Islamic State claimed responsibility for an attack on a Muhammad cartoon art fair in Texas on Sunday. Georgia State University’s Anthony Lemieux explains on the News Hub.

Carly Fiorina already knows how to stop ISIS - by buying the whole organization and then laying them off.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Republicans Lied And Distorted Benghazi? Of Course!
Former Deputy CIA Director Michael Morell said Republicans politicized and repeatedly distorted the agency's analysis of the 2012 Benghazi attacks.
The allegation that the U.S. military and CIA officers "were ordered to stand down and not come to the rescue of their comrades" is not true, Morell wrote in his book The Great War of Our Time, set for release later this month.


Poor Rand Paul. He isn't even the most unglued doctor in the GOP primary anymore. #BenCarson - LOLGOP

Ben Carson Quote

Republican Shenanigans

Carly Fiorina: "I'm a forward-thinking tech CEO ready to lead the country as soon as I get my domain name back"- The Daily Edge Tweet

Republicans Arguing With Each Other Is Strangely Satisfying
Bill O'Reilly argued with fellow Fox News host Megyn Kelly on Monday's "The O'Reilly Factor" about the shooting that occurred Sunday at a Muhammad cartoon contest in Garland, Texas.

Weird. The same people who think big oil has their best interests in mind also believe a class can teach teenagers to not have sex.- LOLGOP

Another Ben Carson Quote

Mitt Romney Is Miffed At Hillary
Hillary Clinton recently delivered a thoughtful speech in response to protests and rioting in Baltimore, in which she denounced “mass incarceration.” Mitt Romney is not happy about this. Appearing on Fox News, the former Republican candidate expressed his apparent belief that Hillary Clinton is now opposed to having laws...

@CarlyFiorina Your party doesn't even think women should be president of their own uteruses. - OhNoSheTwitnt Tweet

Rock The Voter News

Fox News apologizes for false police shooting report, assures that no black people could have possibly been watching its broadcast. - LOLGOP

Hillary Leads All GOP Candidates
A new NBC News poll reveals that the Republican attempts to stop Hillary Clinton have failed as the Democratic frontrunner leads every Republican presidential candidate.

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According to the GOP candidates for president, Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for "Secure the Border."- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

Allah Sets Oil Prices! Who Knew?
With speculation rife over how long Saudi Arabia is content to see oil prices slump, the country's oil minister told CNBC that only Allah knows where prices are heading.
Influential Saudi Oil Minister, Ali Al-Naimi, told CNBC Tuesday that "no one can set the price of oil - it's up to Allah." 

If I were a Fairy Godmother, all I'd do is throw myself down in front of working people about to enroll in for-profit colleges.- LOLGOP



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Giant Sequoias in Yosemite National Park, California. Photography by UrbanTree


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