All Hat No Cattle: Dems Roll Out Bill To Overturn Hobby Lobby: Women 'Tired Of Being Targeted'

Dems Roll Out Bill To Overturn Hobby Lobby: Women 'Tired Of Being Targeted'
Congressional Democrats rolled out legislation on Wednesday to overturn the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby ruling and restore the legal right to cost-free contraceptive coverage for women in their employer insurance plans.

A well-regulated vagina being necessary to a good craft store, the right to decide which medications women deserve shall not be abridged.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

A Ugandan police officer claims he was forced to shoot an aggressive tortoise that attacked him while he was drinking tea at home. In his defense, he had to act quickly, or move over a few feet and weigh his options for another hour.- Seth Myers

U.S. And Cuba Talking, Finally.
U.S. and Cuban government officials were meeting in Washington on Wednesday for the latest round of migration talks, a rare chance for dialogue between two countries that have not had full diplomatic relations for more than five decades.

If you're cutting food stamps to buy more missiles, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

The President shall be removed from office for treason, bribery, or other high crimes including being a Democrat who won a second term. - LOLGOP

Boehner Says No To Border Security
U.S. House Speaker John Boehner said on Wednesday that Republicans needed to study President Barack Obama’s $3.7 billion emergency spending request for border security before passing judgment on it.

Weird. Speaking at conferences where the Confederacy is celebrated doesn't help you with the black vote. - LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

The difference between your guns and birth control is someone is actually coming for your birth control.- LOLGOP

Fracking Up Texas
A Texas waste hauling company that is already facing civil charges for a March accident that spread toxic drilling waste along a rural road could also be facing criminal charges.

Ted Cruz is upset that there are so many refugees who would like to come make a life in America the way his father has.- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

China Says U.S. Needs To Lead
China's finance minister said Wednesday that the country is not planning any new stimulus measures and it is up to the United States to drive the global economy.

If Brazil were the GOP, it would be suing Germany today for not respecting its powers.- LOLGOP