Monday, October 21, 2024

Arnold Palmer's Daughter Revealed What Her Dad Really Thought Of Trump





Arnold Palmer's Daughter Revealed What Her Dad Really Thought Of Trump
Arnold Palmer’s daughter once said her late father was “appalled” by Donald Trump’s “lack of civility” and character years before the GOP nominee crudely remarked on the golf legend’s penis size at a Pennsylvania rally over the weekend.



Trump promises to name the Washington Monument after Arnold Palmer. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
~Margaret Atwood







I Hope They Are As Successful As E Jean Carroll
The “Central Park Five,” also known as the “Exonerated Five” — a group of Black and Latino men who were wrongly accused of brutal rapes and assaults that occurred in 1989 and whose convictions were later overturned — have sued former President Donald Trump for comments he made during his Sept. 10 debate with Vice President Kamala Harris.










"I'll look Syrian children in the face and say you can't come." - Donald Trump
 9 Feb 2016








Republican Shenanigans



I don’t think it’s possible to remain sane while simultaneously being well-informed. - Briana Mills








Hey, Merrick Garland, Can You At Least Send A Cease and Desist Letter?
A top election law expert says Elon Musk is breaking the law by giving away $1 million to a number of registered voters in Pennsylvania and other swing states who sign his PAC’s petition.







Just imagine if America had an Attorney General. - Seth Abramson








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Rock The Voter News


BREAKING:  Trump fired after cash register comes up short in first shift at McDonald’s. - Kyle Keegan







McDonalds Corp Must Love All The Free Advertising!
Former President Trump was back in Pennsylvania on Sunday following a rally in Latrobe on Saturday as both he and Vice President Kamala Harris vie for Pennsylvania's crucial 19 electoral votes. Before meeting supporters at a town hall, Trump took over a McDonald's drive-thru window.









Harris worked at McDonald's. Trump pretended to work at McDonald's. This is a pretty good analogy for how they governed, too. - Julie Roginsky









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Business/Tech News


16 days till we save the world or lose it. - Don Winslow






Trump Embarrasses Himself, Again. Not That He Cares.
Former President and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump showed off a pin he was awarded for his performance behind a fryer over the weekend in a lighter moment during his visit to a town devastated by Hurricane Helene on Monday.









Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize.

Joe Biden received the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Kamala Harris received Time Person of the Year.

Donald Trump got a French Fry certification pin. - Alex Cole









I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone. - Synexdoche








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Friday, October 18, 2024

Comstock knocks Trump for profanity-laced remarks at Al Smith dinner: ‘Who does that?



Former GOP Rep. Barbara Comstock (R-Va.) slammed former President Trump for his profanity at the Al Smith Dinner, a Catholic charity banquet...



The Catholic Church has never recovered from its sexual abuse scandal. Probably never will. And yet tonight, Cardinal Dolan chose to sit next to & yuck it up with Donald Trump, a man found liable for sexual abuse. You have to do something about Dolan, Pope Francis.
.- David Darmofal








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump









Pro Tip for Catholic Charities PR Team: Maybe not host an adjudicated rapist credibly accused of sexual abuse by dozens of women if you're trying to rise above your own church's history of sexual abuse. - GeoffBrown82









The Election Interferer Claims Jack Smith Is Election Interfering!









I hope that Donald Trump ends up just like Harvey Weinstein. - MayoIsSpicyy









Republican Shenanigans


I don’t blame Trump for lying about being “the father of IVF.” It’s so much better than being the father of Eric and Don Jr. - Andy Borowitz







Judge Schools DeSantis On Freedom Of Speech. “To keep it simple for the State of Florida: it’s the First Amendment, stupid.”
Federal Judge Mark Walker swiftly shot down a ban issued by the administration of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis that targeted an ad backing a pro-abortion ballot measure in the state.









MSNBC is wasting their time asking “Did Kamala Harris make a mistake by not attending the Al Smith Dinner?” Jesus Christ. 

Every human being who ATTENDED made a mistake. - Jack Hopkins









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Rock The Voter News



Prediction:

When this election is over, the big story will be the number of Republicans who voted for Kamala Harris. - Mark Romano









He Just Steals Whenever He Can
In a report released Friday morning, Democrats on the House Oversight Committee allege that newly obtained records show then-President Donald Trump overcharged the U.S. Secret Service for rooms at his former hotel in Washington, D.C., during his presidency.  








Secret Service Rescues Trump After He Becomes Lost in His Own Weave. - Andy Borowitz









JD Vance Bops to Music for 9 Hours to Prove He Could Assume Trump’s Duties. - Andy Borowitz








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Business/Tech News


Trump has a lot of new followers on Truth Social.

The Department of Justice, the Central Intelligence Agency and the Federal Bureau of Investigations. - Captain Obvious







I wish somebody kind would buy Twitter. - Richard Harris









I Hope The Texas GOP Doesn't Find A Way To Mess This Up








Yes, my salary is only $57k, but the triumphant feeling I get when updating a museum record from "Pottery Fragment, Egyptian" to "Fragment of Faience Cosmetics Container Inscribed with Name of Nefertiti, c. 1350 BC, excavated at Amarna (Maru Aten)" is genuinely priceless. - roko










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Thursday, October 17, 2024

Kamala Harris Fox News Interview Draws Big Ratings — Trounces Trump Town Hall




Kamala Harris Fox News Interview Draws Big Ratings — Trounces Trump Town Hall
Fox News anchor Bret Baier’s interview with Vice President Kamala Harris drew impressive ratings on Wednesday night, proving the event to have been a successful strategy for both the cable news network and the Democratic nominee.



Anyone else noticed that Kamala Harris did not call for Fox News broadcast license to be revoked? - Alex Cole








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


The Apprentice became America’s Biggest Loser and now we’re all on Survivor. - Luke Zaleski







Israel Kills Hamas Leader. So The War Ends Now? Or No?



Sinwar’s death in Gaza is huge, a great thing as he’s responsible as well for American deaths, and could end the war. - Adam Kinzinger



From 10 years ago...




Republican Shenanigans



This is the first time in modern American history that both members of the Democratic ticket are gun owners – and the Republican nominee can’t even pass a background check. - Tim Walz








1) Trump elected.
2) Vance invokes 25th Amendment.
3) Vance is President, Johnson is VP.
4) Project2025 implemented.
5) Hello Gilead.
- Meacham









Isn't This "Financial Incentive" Really A Bribe?








Psst: when they ban abortion, and OB/GYNs refuse to come to your state, all women lose access to care. Not just pregnant women. 

Pass it on. - Jess Piper









Y’all out here critiquing Kamala like your guy didn’t just stand on stage and sway to elevator music for 30 mins. - Bakari Sellers








If he were a mob boss, his name might be Donny Two-Tone. - David Corn









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Rock The Voter News


An added perk of Kamala Harris winning the election is that Elon Musk will have wasted $44 billion dollars. - Abraxys








As The Election Nears, Trump Is Panicking. LOL.
Former President Donald Trump posted to his Truth Social platform on Thursday, repeating his demand that CBS lose its broadcast license for edits made to Vice President Kamala Harris’s 60 Minutes interview this month, which is standard practice for the time-limited program. Trump went so far as to argue that Harris’s involvement in the interview should be investigated and President Joe Biden should replace her atop the Democratic ticket as his opponent.









Ethel Kennedy was there as soon as I entered political office in 1972 when I lost my family in an automobile accident. And she was there for me 50 years later when I was elected president.

She was a hero in her own right.

May she be reunited with the blessed pieces of her soul. - President Biden








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Business/Tech News


Seeing a Cybertruck really does ruin your day. Because wtf is that. - joigabrielle








Biden Expands Space Related Sales To Allies










Elon thinks he is going to prison if Harris gets elected. 
Let's make sure this happens. - designationsix










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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
A tree in Wales got damaged by a storm and was supposed to be cut down, instead chainsaw artist Simon O'Rourke found a better solution to symbolize the tree’s last attempt to reach the sky.

Peace.