Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Obama endorses Biden

Obama endorses Biden for president in video message
Former President Barack Obama offered his formal endorsement of Joe Biden on Tuesday, injecting himself squarely in the presidential race ...


Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Mike Pompeo Warns Iran Stockpiling Tubes To Build Ventilator. - The Onion




Another Sailor Dies of Coronavirus
Coronavirus updates: A second sailor from the aircraft carrier Theodore Roosevelt has been moved to intensive care with shortness of breath, the Navy said Tuesday, a day after a sailor from the coronavirus-stricken ship died from COVID-19 complications.


Remember, Trump made these Sailors beg for help. 
Come November, you f**king remember that. - Stonekettle





Republican Shenanigans

Expecting Alan Dershowitz to show up at today’s COVID briefing with a new theory about the 10th Amendment. - Jonathan Reiner





Attorney General William Barr Hasn't Quite Destroyed The FBI -- But He's Trying!
“Travesty” is not a nice word. It usually is applied to gross perversions of justice, and that apparently is the context Attorney General William Barr desired when he dropped it into an interview answer the other day in the breezy courtyard of the Department of Justice (DOJ).
His composed, understated delivery almost disguised the weighty magnitude of that disturbing word and the loaded adjective that preceded it. “I think what happened to him,” he said, referring to the president and the FBI’s counterintelligence investigation into his campaign, “was one of the greatest travesties in American history.” 



National Archives Report Someone Tried to Scrawl “Total Authority” with Sharpie on U.S. Constitution. - Andy Borowitz




Just a reminder that if Democrats hadn’t won the House in 2018, all of this would have been buried by Republicans...
ALL OF IT
Your vote mattered then —and your continued participation matters too! - JCrongeyer

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New York City Hospitals ARE IN NEED. Trump Lied Again.
Hospitals across New York City are still scrambling for life-saving equipment and protective gear, even as the crushing impact of the deadly coronavirus hints at easing up.
Health care executives say they're not taking anything for granted despite Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Mayor Bill de Blasio saying the burden on hospitals has started to dissipate in recent days. Some are banking on getting more ventilators, while others have been employing do-it-yourself adjustments to beef up their stockpiles. Nurses continue to bemoan a shortage of protective gear like gowns, masks and other face shields. And doctors in one of the largest hospital systems in New York were recently given guidance on how to ration ventilators, should it be necessary.






Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution. - Andy Borowitz


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Fauci Says He Has Scientific Proof That Staring At Eclipse Fries The Brain. - Andy Borowitz





FORD Partners With Air Bag Supplier To Make Medical Gowns. Do They Inflate?
U.S. auto giant Ford on Monday announced that it is partnering with air bag supplier Joyson Safety Systems to produce 1.3 million medical gowns for the country's medical professionals on the front lines of the COVID-19 pandemic by July 4.


Why is everyone suddenly baking bread? I must protest.  I think it’s taking valuable resources from cookies. - Bette Midler







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Boynton Canyon, Arizona. Wow, what a beautiful photograph.

Peace.


Monday, April 13, 2020

White House Economic Coronavirus Task Force to Reportedly Include Ivanka and Kushner

White House Economic Coronavirus Task Force to Reportedly Include Ivanka and Kushner
President Donald Trump is reportedly set to unveil his economic task force that will be tasked with reopening the American economy amid the coronavirus pandemic on Tuesday. According to Fox News, this council to reopen the country will include, among others, Trump daughter Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner, both of whom are senior White House advisers.
Besides Javanka, Fox News also reported that the council will include new White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, Trump economic adviser Larry Kudlow, Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and a number of other Cabinet heads.



Trump’s ‘Council to re-open America’ does in fact lack medical experts but if you count Kudlow’s freebasing skills and Jared’s & Vanky’s botox regime it’s kind of like chemistry. Also Wilbur Ross is cryogenically preserved. - Noel Casler



      God Help Us All.


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Last month was the first March without a school shooting in the United States since 2002. - Robert Klemko







Will Trump Fire Dr. Fauci? Naw, He'll Have Someone Else Do It.
President Donald Trump was clearly annoyed by Dr. Anthony Fauci‘s comments on CNN regarding the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, retweeting a former congressional candidate’s post that criticized Fauci and used the hashtag “#FireFauci.”






Jared Kushner Says States Should Have Planned Ahead Before Joining The Union. - The Onion






Republican Shenanigans

What kind of sh*thole country murders its own postal service. - Jeff Tiedrich






Remember When Trump Said He Loved The Uneducated?
Thanks to an under-the-radar bookkeeping change at the Department of Education, hundreds of rural schools across the US are set to lose vital funds.
As reported in the New York Times, the department has changed the eligibility criteria for the Rural and Low-Income School Programme, which provides funding for school districts in some of the poorest parts of the country.
The change will make it harder for districts to demonstrate their eligibility, meaning hundreds of them will lose tens of thousands of dollars – and in some cases much more.



Trump says Jesus could have avoided crucifixion by taking hydroxychloroquine. - Conan O'Brien




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Obama Demands to See Trump’s Elementary-School Diploma. - Andy Borowitz

Sanders Endorses Biden But Will The Bernie Bros?
Senator Bernie Sanders endorsed Joseph R. Biden Jr. as the Democratic nominee for president on Monday, adding the weight of his left-wing support to Mr. Biden’s candidacy and taking a major step toward bringing unity to the party’s effort to unseat President Trump in November.






Some states, like Montana and Nebraska, are getting more than $300,000 in federal stimulus money per reported COVID-19 case.
New York is the hardest-hit state and yet we are getting only about $12,000 per case.
We need a fair federal stimulus bill that is distributed by need. - Gov. Andrew Cuomo





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Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country. - Andy Borowitz





Trump's Favorite Coronavirus Drug Is Killing People
Scientists in Brazil have stopped part of a study of a malaria drug touted as a possible coronavirus treatment after heart rhythm problems developed in one-quarter of people given the higher of two doses being tested.


With all this time off I was hoping the arts would experience a new Renaissance period. But with all the snacks, it's gonna be our Rubenesque period for sure. - Tim Hanlon




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Coron, Palawan, Philippines. I hope there is no coronavirus there.

Peace.


Friday, April 10, 2020

The Pusher

Trump Spends Friday Morning Binging on Twitter, Posts 46 Tweets Calling Pelosi Evil, Bashing WHO and Mocking Biden
Are you bored at home, surfing Twitter during the coronavirus pandemic? President Donald Trump is too. The commander-in-chief has tweeted or retweeted 46 times as of this writing on Friday morning. His first tweet of the day was posted at 12:45 a.m.


Today is Good Friday -when pro-death penalty Christians commemorate anti-death penalty Jesus getting the death penalty. - John Fugelsang






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

LEGO Unveils New 20,000-Piece Ventilator Set To Aid Supply Shortage. - The Onion





God Bless Our Sailors Because Trump Sure Won't
The U.S. Navy confirmed Thursday that 416 crew members on board the USS Theodore Roosevelt, a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier docked in Guam, have now tested positive for the coronavirus. The number of confirmed cases jumped by 130 people in one day with more than 1,000 tests still pending.





Trump’s whole life has depended on hiding the truth, convincing others they don’t need to know the truth or the truth is what he says it is. By degrading people’s capacity to grasp the truth, he’s gotten this far.

Not anymore: Dead bodies don’t lie. - Stephen Beschloss





Republican Shenanigans

When Donald Trump loses the 2020 election, he will not leave the White House quietly.
Good.
Trump screaming and crying and swearing while being dragged out by federal agents will make an awesome ringtone. - Middle Age Riot





The Man Who Puts The DUH in Flori-DUH
Florida Gov. DeSantis (R) on Thursday signaled that there was still a possibility that Florida schools could reopen in May after being closed since March due to the coronavirus outbreak...."This particular pandemic is one where, I don't think nationwide there's been a single fatality under 25. For whatever reason it just doesn't seem to threaten, you know, kids," DeSantis said.


Jared Kushner has less facial hair than I do. He’s like a piece of waxed fruit. He doesn’t shave – Ivanka has someone dust him once a week. - Bette Midler







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‘New York Times’ Pledges To Cover Biden Sexual Assault Allegations In Upcoming Crossword. - The Onion


A Berner Is Burned Up! Oh, Just Stop It!
Briahna Joy Gray, the press secretary for former Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, continued to take shots at Joe Biden and other Democrats on Twitter after Sanders announced the end of his campaign this week — despite the Vermont senator’s pledge to work with Biden to defeat President Donald Trump.





FUN FACT: Ivanka Trump, who’ll serve on the White House’s new economy-focused coronavirus task force, was granted a trademark on coffins. - Jon Cooper

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If I buy a pizzeria, and 3 yrs later, it runs out of napkins, gloves, aprons, hair nets, and pizza flour...it’s the previous owners fault? - Smith Street tweet





Trump Is Not Only Killing People But The Economy Too! A Two-Fer!
With the coronavirus outbreak having already resulted in massive unemployment across the U.S., JPMorgan believes the gross domestic product (GDP) will absolutely crater during the second quarter of 2020.
According to CNBC, JPMorgan economists are forecasting that the GDP will fall by 40 percent through the spring months. They also predict unemployment will reach 20 percent in April, with 25 million jobs lost overall.


My shoes probably think I died. - gent tweet






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Happy Easter everyone!

Please stay safe and peaceful.