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Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Hell, No, I Won't Go!

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick suggests he, other seniors willing to die to get economy going again
“Those of us who are 70 plus, we’ll take care of ourselves. But don’t sacrifice the country,” Patrick told Tucker Carlson.

Man, killing grandma is not the reelection strategy that I imagined. - Dan Walz

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Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse. - Hillary Clinton

Trump Is Doing This On Purpose. Despicable.
New York Gov. Cuomo called on President Donald Trump to use the Defense Protection Act to secure more medical equipment. The Federal Emergency Management Agency is sending the state 400 ventilators, Cuomo said.
“Four hundred ventilators? I need 30,000 ventilators. You want a pat on the back for sending 400 ventilators?” Cuomo said, adding that he needs the ventilators in 14 days.

Imagine if Trump used his Twitter platform to thank health care workers each morning, rather than whining about the media. - Roland Scahill

Republican Shenanigans

Right wing views have gone from the virus is a hoax, to the virus is real, to the virus is annoying and I volunteer to die for America. - Edel Rodriguez

Remember when George W Bush got notified about 9/11 and just kept on reading a children’s book aloud like nothing had happened and we thought that no president could ever be dumber? My point is, at least George W Bush could fucking read. - OhNoSheTwitnt

Coronavirus Lands In Guantanamo
A U.S. Navy sailor stationed at Guantanamo Bay has tested positive for coronavirus in the first confirmed case at the base known for its detention center.
A statement from the base said the sailor is isolated and “currently undergoing evaluation and treatment.” Officials are also in the process of tracing the sailor’s contacts.

My son said watching Trump do a press conference is like watching the kid who didn’t read the book give his book report. - Treat Williams

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The cure to the problem is 270 Electoral Votes on November 3, 2020. - David Plouffe

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I would rather let Carnival cruise line die than people my age. Just sayin’. - Charles P. Pierce

Gov. Cuomo Is Desperate. Crickets From The White House.
The price of the coronavirus’ unfold by means of New York Condition is accelerating like a “bullet educate,” Gov. Andrew Cuomo said Tuesday, as the variety of verified cases eclipsed 25,000.
“The charge of new infections is doubling about each a few days,” reported Cuomo in a press briefing at Manhattan’s Javits Heart, at this time becoming transformed to a 2,000-bed clinic complex.

2009: Obama's death panels will murder your grandma

2020: Actually Grandma should die for FREEDOM. - David Greenwald

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Imagine a 75 yo in Texas, flipping on their favorite FOX News, and finding out that the new plan is for you to die. - Michael Matthew

Business/Tech News

The folks who falsely shouted “death panels” ten years ago to frighten older Americans now apparently embrace them. - David Axelrod

Speaker Pelosi Is Optimistic A Deal Will Be Reached. I Hope She's Right.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sounded a hopeful tone Tuesday about Republicans and Democrats striking an agreement on a staggering stimulus package to blunt the economic damage from the coronavirus pandemic.
“I think there is real optimism that we could get something done in the next few hours,” Pelosi told CNBC’s Jim Cramer in a phone interview on “Squawk on the Street” as Senate Republicans and Democrats moved closer to a deal.

My mother is not expendable. Your mother is not expendable.

We will not put a dollar figure on human life.

We can have a public health strategy that is consistent with an economic one.

No one should be talking about social darwinism for the sake of the stock market. - NY Governor Andrew Cuomo who would make a helluva president

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Monday, March 23, 2020

Rand Paul Tested Positive For Coronavirus

How Rand Paul’s coronavirus diagnosis could weaken Mitch McConnell’s hand in negotiations

Five Republicans are now in self-quarantine. The math weakens the GOP’s leverage.

Throw Rand Paul a roll of paper towels. He’ll be fine. - The Hoarse Whisperer

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y'ever notice how the last two republican presidents lost the popular vote but were put in office by the electoral college and then ignored repeated warnings of mass casualty events. - blaine capatch

Trump Kills Three Nigerians
Health officials in Nigeria have issued a warning over chloroquine after they said three people in the country overdosed on the drug, in the wake of President Trump's comments about using it to treat coronavirus.

For the average American the best way to tell if you have covid-19 is to cough in a rich person’s face and wait for their test results. - Harry Moroz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump illegally used money voted for Ukraine for his own unlawful purposes. He was literally impeached for this high crime. And now Trump's Treasury is asking to be entrusted with half a trillion dollars, at whim and in secret, no accounting until after the 2020 election? Madness. - David Frum

If China, South Korea, Singapore and Taiwan Can Do It, So Can The USA.
Terrifying though the coronavirus may be, it can be turned back. China, South Korea, Singapore and Taiwan have demonstrated that, with furious efforts, the contagion can be brought to heel.

You know those disaster movies where like Morgan Freeman is President? Yeah, I feel like we’re living through one starring Rodney Dangerfield... - Cyrus McQueen

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My husband has coronavirus. I love him & not being able to be by his side is one of the hardest things about this disease. So many are going through this & much worse. I pray for him & you & meanwhile I will do all I can to get help to the American people. - Sen. Amy Klobuchar

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In the face of crisis, FDR had the New Deal to help suffering Americans. Now, @realdonaldtrump, you and your fellow Republicans are pushing the #SelfDeal. See the difference? - Hillary Clinton tweet

Oh Goody, Credit Will Flow To Households So They Get Deeper In Debt!
The Federal Reserve on Monday announced aggressive new emergency measures to support the economy and ensure that credit flows to households and businesses as the country faces the prospect of a deep downturn from the coronavirus pandemic.

At this point it’s a toss up whether I’m going to die of alcohol poisoning from Trump’s press conferences or coronavirus. - Asha Rangappa

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Business/Tech News

President Trump and Mitch McConnell are trying to put a corporate bailout ahead of families. It's simply wrong. We need to be focused on helping hardworking Americans, communities, and small businesses — not handing big corporations a blank check. - Joe Biden

At Least During The Great Depression People Could Get In Lines.
This week, unemployment claims soared as state and federal officials restricted public gatherings and shuttered stores to prevent the spread of the COVID-19. Using wage data from the U.S. Department of Labor and working conditions surveys from O*NET, we analyzed those who are most vulnerable.

In 70 years, teenagers will commiserate on how their COVID-era grandparents still hoard toilet paper and hand sanitizer. "my grandma keeps a closet full of it!" - morninggloria tweet

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Friday, March 20, 2020

Poll: Majority of Americans now approve of Trump's coronavirus management

Poll: Majority of Americans now approve of Trump's coronavirus management
The uptick in the president's ratings comes after the administration took a variety of new response measures over the past week.

Fox To Address Coronavirus Crisis With Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden. - Andy Borowitz

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If you’re stupid and racist enough to blame random Asian-American people for the coronavirus pandemic then you need to self-quarantine yourself out of society anyway. - Jake Tapper

Coronavirus Causes Troop Withdrawal in Iraq
The U.S.-led military coalition in Iraq is withdrawing some troops in part over the coronavirus pandemic, the coalition confirmed Friday.
“The coalition is adjusting our positioning in Iraq for two reasons: long-planned adjustments to reflect success in the campaign against Daesh; and short-term moves to protect the force during the coronavirus pandemic,” the coalition said in a statement, using an alternate name for the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.

As you watching our flailing president try to bullsh*t and bluff his way through a crisis he's too deteriorated to understand, recall how our media mocked Hillary for being "over-prepared" at a debate. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Nuclear missiles could be on their way to our country and Republicans would spend their last seconds on earth dumping stocks. - Jeff Tiedrich

Mitch McConnell Sets Deadline On Stimulus Package

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is pushing an aggressive schedule, asking Republican and Democratic negotiators who met Friday morning in the Hart Senate Office Building to reach an agreement in principle on a $1 trillion stimulus package by the end of the day.

We need to see the stock trades of President Trump and his family in the month of February. - David Frum

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CDC Studying Whether Tanning Bed Kills Coronavirus. - Andy Borowitz

Bored At Home Yet? This Is Expected To Last Several More Weeks.

Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, said Friday that Americans will most likely have to continue staying at home and practicing social distancing for “at least several weeks" amid the coronavirus outbreak.

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Business/Tech News

A few ideas to help the economy: Moratorium on rent, mortgage, college loan and tax payments. Moratorium on executive pay. Trump's resignation. - Andy Borowitz

Remember These Essential Workers
The U.S. electric industry may ask essential staff to live on site at power plants and control centers to keep operations running if the coronavirus outbreak worsens, and has been stockpiling beds, blankets, and food for them, according to industry trade groups and electric cooperatives.

The thing about Peter Alexander's question to Trump about Americans being frightened? The one that prompted Trump to lash out at him as a terrible reporter?

A colleague of Alexander's at NBC News just died of covid-19. - Philip Bump

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