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Monday, February 20, 2017

Today's Blue Plate Special: Smorgasbord

Former Swedish PM Tweets: More murders in Florida where Trump spoke than in Sweden last year
---Last year there were app 50% more murders only in Orlando/Orange in Florida, where Trump spoke the other day, than in all of Sweden. Bad.

Sweden is just smoke and mirrors by Trump so we won't talk about Russia.

Dear US. I live in Sweden. Nothing happened in Sweden last night. Your president is lying and we are now pretty pissed off. Thanks. /Sweden - M Reynolds Tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Never met an immigrant who has been accused of sexual assault as many times as Trump. - Andy Borowitz

March In Unison To Trump!
A senior National Security Council adviser was reassigned to his old job at the National Defense University, a White House spokeswoman confirmed Sunday, after he criticized the Trump administration's Latin American ...

Conway makes up Bowling Green Massacre. Spicer makes up attack in Atlanta. Trump makes up attack in Sweden. Yeah, it's the media that lies... - Sally Yates, Former Attorney General (the one Trump fired)

Republican Shenanigans

A Pro-Pedophile To Speak At Conservative Convention. And It's Not Jerry Sandusky.
President Donald Trump will speak at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Friday, returning to the annual confab that has become embroiled in controversy this year after a tape surfaced of its scheduled keynote speaker, right wing Milo...

The White House is running like a fine-tuned time machine that takes riders directly to Nixon's 4th year in office. - John Fugelsang

BREAKING: Contagious Disease Spreads Throughout White House, Lyingitis
President Donald Trump‘s personal lawyer and confidante Michael Cohen gave two contradictory answers to two different outlets when asked whether he delivered a back-channel document from Russian mob-connected businessman to then-Trump advisor General Michael Flynn.

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Rock The Voter News

If you get to call all Muslims terrorists, I get to call all Trump supporters drooling low-grade morons. See how that works? - Jeff Tiedrich

Spain Has Only Taken In 1,100 Syrian Refugees
At least 160,000 protesters marched Saturday in Barcelona to demand that Spain's conservative-led government increase its efforts to take in refugees from war-torn countries like Syria.
Spain has accepted just 1,100 refugees of the over 17,000 it has pledged to take in.

A very happy #PresidentsDay to all our Presidents who didn't mock disabled people or confess on tape to sexually assaulting women. - Gabe Oritz

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Many years from now Donald Trump will pass away & we'll finally know what drugs he was on. Then his ghost will call the autopsy 'fake news.' - John Fugelsang

Biz/Tech News

What the media doesn't get is that Donald Trump is the closest millions of real Americans will ever get to voting for Boss Hogg. - John Fugelsang

Cooking The Books?
The Trump administration is considering changing how U.S. trade deficits are calculated, a move that would make the deficit look larger on paper, the Wall Street Journal reported.

I miss the days when you could turn on TV & not have side effects like vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, incontinence, & suicidal thoughts. - Bette Midler

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Sunday, February 19, 2017

Short but sweet Sunday issue

Former Swedish PM slams Trump: What has he been smoking?
Former Swedish Prime Minister Carl Bildt early Sunday mocked President Trump after Trump pointed to an incident “last night” in Sweden to defend his travel ban.

I hope none of the Swedish Bikini Team were harmed.

THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN (a partial list)
1. Bowling Green massacre
2. Terror attack in Sweden
3. Trump getting most votes in election - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The issue is moving beyond impeachment and toward institutionalization. - Andy Borowitz

This is Marie Colvin. She died covering the siege of Homs in Syria and was a lifelong war reporter. #NotTheEnemy

Republican Shenanigans

Sometimes I remind myself that conservative policies gave Texas top maternal mortality rate in the developed world and they're OK with that. - LOLGOP

Donald Trump is so incredibly not racist that all major racist groups endorsed him purely out of ironic spite.- John Fugelsang

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Hey Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell: if Barack Obama had hallucinated a terror attack in Sweden, you would have had something to say about his fitness to be President, no? #silentf-ckers - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

So if the plan is to take Trump out by going after his cabinet then technically we're grabbing him by the posse. - John Fugelsang

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Colorado Newspaper Is Trying To Stop Fake news
A news outlet publishes a story that a Republican politician dismisses as "fake news." Sounds familiar, right?
But in this case, there's a twist. The Grand Junction Daily Sentinel in Colorado is accusing state Sen. Ray Scott of defamation and threatening to sue. If filed, legal experts said it would be the first suit of its kind, potentially setting a legal definition for what is considered fake news and what is not.

If SNL really wants to piss Trump off they should have Hillary play him. - OhNoSheTwitnt

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Friday, February 17, 2017

Sigh

Wednesday, my "daughter" Yerlin was in a horrible motorcycle accident. A 15 year old boy, without a license hit her.

Her shin was ripped off exposing her bone and damaged her foot. I have a photo but won't post it. I don't want to look at it again. She had the wherewithal to post that photo on Facebook. Millennials.

She had surgery to her leg Wednesday afternoon. An ambulance brought her home yesterday afternoon.

I am taking the day off to spend with her -- with a large pizza in hand.

I hope to post something this weekend as I am quite sure Trump will do or say something too offensive for me not to comment.

Thank you for stopping by,
Lisa

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Day 28 of the Trump Coup D'Etat

‘I’m Not Going to Tell You Anything’: Trump Refuses to Provide Response to Recent Russian Aggression
During today’s combative press conference in which President Donald Trump announced his new Labor Secretary nominee, the president refused to answer a reporter’s question on how he would respond to recent aggressions by Russia.

My gawd, I suffered through watching Trump's press conference. Is he on drugs? He skipped from one subject to another, was highly defensive and rambled on. He talked more about Hillary than anything else. What's next, him sputtering "Neener neener neener at Hillary?"

"I get great ratings, nuclear war is bad, Hillary is awful, and news is fake if they report on real leaks!"
#TrumpPressConference, abridged - Erik Bransteen

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Trump is to the presidency as a redneck saying "hey, watch this!" is to fireworks safety. - Jeff Tiedrich

Trump's Defense Secy Thinks The Russians Interfered With The Election
Defense Secretary James Mattis on Thursday said that there was "very little doubt" Russia has attempted to interfere in democratic elections in the past.

By telling Israel/Palestine "you guys fix up a peace plan & I'll sign off" Donald Trump is now the architect of the Too Stupid Solution. - John Fugelsang

Trump's New TV Reality Show: US Boots On The Ground In Syria
The Defense Department might propose that the US send conventional ground combat forces into northern Syria for the first time to speed up the fight against ISIS, CNN has learned.

Pentagon considering sending combat forces into Syria to distract from whatever it is Trump f**ked up today. - Tea Party Cat

Republican Shenanigans

Trump reminds you that he strongly supports torture to get people to tell the truth.
Unless we're talking about Michael Flynn. - John Fugelsang

Fox Fake News Faked Documents To Shareholders
Fox News may be under investigation for possible securities related violations for not disclosing settlements to shareholders that were reached in connection with sexual harassment claims made against Roger Ailes.

The GOP is concerned about crime. So they're deporting people who want to pay taxes & making it easier for mentally ill people to get guns.- LOLGOP

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Through Trump, Putin is probing the patriotism and will of Congressional Republicans. So far he loves what he sees. - Peter Daou

Rock The Voter News

Once upon a time, the GOP investigated Bill Clinton's use of the White House Christmas card list. This warranted 140 hours of testimony.- Kara Calavera

Hillary is the blonde head in the middle of the crowd, sitting down.

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Biz/Tech News

Just ask Paul Ryan: "If an illegal deal with a foreign power made it possible to cut rich people's taxes, you'd be cool with that, right?"- LOLGOP

Trump Is A Sneaky Bastard
A new report suggests that privately, President Donald Trump was stirring the pot with aerospace giants a few days before his inauguration. On Thursday, Bloomberg reported that Trump cold called the Air Force general managing the F-35 jet project, the Pentagon’s largest weapons program and part of a contract with Lockheed Martin, on two separate occasions. Where this becomes newsworthy is that the Dennis Muilenburg, the CEO of Boeing, Lockheed’s rival, was in the room and listening in during one of the two calls.

Surgically Altered Obama Doubles Struggling To Find Work After Presidency. - The Onion

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