Trump Inspires Sculpture!

 Naked Trump statue leaves New York in giggles
A naked statue of Donald Trump, complete with bulging belly and elaborate yellow hair, caused laughter and merriment in New York Thursday until it was demolished by park wardens.


Only way Trump saves his reputation? On 11/8 he says, "It was my plan to expose all of the utter dreck on the right"- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Syrian planes said to bomb Kurdish-held area for first time
• Syria: Citing lack of action, UN envoy cuts short humanitarian taskforce meeting
• CNN’s Kate Bolduan struggles to hold back tears while covering boy who barely survived Syria bombing
• White supremacist stabs interracial couple and then threatens to kill BLM protesters at Trump rally
• Twitter shuts 235000 more 'extremist' accounts

Donald Trump says he wears his criticisms "like a badge of honor."
Which is good, as we know he doesn't have any other medals at home. - John Fugelsang

Putin Boldly Heading To Ukraine. Thanks Trump!
Russia is bolstering its military presence on its western border, sending tens of thousands of soldiers to newly built installations within easy striking distance of Ukraine.





You just happen to vehemently hate the first black and first woman president. Total coincidence. Nothing you should look at in yourself. - LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

• Republican strategist: "Hiring of Breitbart exec spells utter doom for Trump" 
• Report: Trump campaign manager tried to prevent infamous taco bowl tweet
• Pro-Trump pastor suggests black voters’ think Trump is racist because they’re too dumb to get ‘satire’
• Florida mom launches vile racist rant at black neighbors — ‘You should have stayed in Africa!’
• Trump campaign adviser: Donald Trump is ‘not afraid of black people’ — he ‘loves black people’
• Kayleigh McEnany: Trump had ‘great week’ because he ‘tailored message’ to blacks at all-white rally

Trump hires Breitbart CEO Steve Bannon.  For folks not familiar, Breitbart is Fox News for white supremacists.- Tea Pain

DOJ Says No To Private Prisons
Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates announced Thursday that the Justice Department plans to end the use of private prisons after they have been found to be less safe and effective in operating correctional facilities than those the government runs.





Justice Department seems to have realized that a society that keeps building for-profit prisons is a society that keeps needing more crime.- John Fugelsang

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Rock The Voter News

• The bonkers conspiracy theory about Hillary Clinton's health
• Hillary Clinton fundraises with Leonardo DiCaprio, Magic Johnson, Cher and Jimmy Buffett

The Gazillionith Investigation Of Hillary Is Coming Soon!
Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee are planning to press officials from the FBI in a hearing scheduled for next month on allegations that Hillary Clinton committed perjury.

ALERT: National Hurricane Center upgrades Hurricane Donald to Category 5, warns conservatives to seek higher ground. - Tea Party Cat

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The sexual tension between Trump and Hannity has never been sharper. - LOLGOP


Biz/Tech News

• US oil soars 3.1 pct to settle at $48.22, highest level since July 1
• Gawker.com is dead: Controversial news site will end operations next week
• Trump: "They will soon be calling me MR. BREXIT"
• Breitbart, Bannon and Ailes: Has this all been a cynical infomercial for the launch of Trump TV?
• Turmoil at Fox News continues with ouster of Bo Dietl
• This man claims to own half of Facebook and now he fears for his life 

The politicians who tell you 'Obama is coming for your guns' are the politicians who are coming for your Social Security. - John Fugelsang

Mr. Brexit lost his balls.

Koch's Barring Trump?
The powerful donor network helmed by billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch is canceling more than half a million dollars in Florida advertising designed to help Marco Rubio in his Senate race, according to Koch network spokesman James Davis.












Coming soon to Netflix: MR. BREXIT, a new show about a vigilante candidate, funded by Russian hackers. - The Daily Edge

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Odd News

• Authorities are urging people in Florida to please stop painting wildlife
• Ketamine is known as a party drug, but it's getting closer to approval to treat depression
• Bee rescue mounted after hospital breaks out in hives
• Donations pour in for Baltimore 'Mom of Year' after house fire
• Hemingway home gets back antlers taken by Hunter S. Thompson

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First flight or flying the coop?

Peace.

From Russia With Love

Manafort helped Ukraine party secretly pay US lobbyists: report
Donald Trump’s campaign chairman Paul Manafort helped a pro-Russian political party in Ukraine secretly funnel more than $2 million to two lobbying organizations in Washington


Gee, I guess Trump forgot to vet his campaign chairman, Paul Manafort. But don't worry his extreme vetting of immigrants will be awesome!


Paul Manafort isn't sure whether to thank Donald Trump for his first class one-way ticket to Moscow or not.- Warren Holstein

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Trump Adviser Clarifies: Clinton Should Be Executed, Not Assassinated
• Russia Keeps Up Syria Airstrikes From Iran
• S. Korea: Senior N. Korean diplomat based in London defects
• Parole Panel Declares Libyan Too Dangerous to Leave Guantanamo
• Red Cross: Louisiana flooding 'is the worst natural disaster' in US since Hurricane Sandy
• California's Blue Cut Fire Explodes to 30000 Acres; Over 82000 Evacuated

With Obama on vacation and Hillary campaigning, Trump wants to know: "Who is running ISIS?" - Andy Borowitz

EMAIL:
SUBJECT: Peace Thoughts

Lisa,

  Looking back at some popular songs when I was a teenager, Peace Train by Cats Stevens in 1971 was among them, during the US involvement in Vietnam, where according to Wikipedia, the U.S. casualties were 58,315 dead and 303,644 wounded.

Cat Stevens in 1971.

Cat Stevens' comment about that song:

"'Peace Train' is a song I wrote, the message of which continues to breeze thunderously through the hearts of millions.  There is a powerful need for people to feel that gust of hope rise up again.  As a member of humanity and as a Muslim, this is my contribution to the call for a peaceful solution."

 Following the September 11, 2001 tragedy, he stated:

"The Qur'an equates the murder of one innocent person with the murder of the whole of humanity."

  It's sad that many U.S. residents blame the majority of peaceful genuine members of a religion (or any group of people) for the evil deeds of false prophets.


  Thanks for doing AHNC, as a means of promoting a more peaceful world.

- Sol


Thank you Sol.

I was 21 when Peace Train was released. We as a country needed that song.

The Prophets for Profit are the scourge of all religions it seems. Fear and hate are the timeless tools of the tyrant.

I have great hope that the US voters will reject Trump Think AND most Republicans in Congress. Then and only then can the US heal itself.

The next president will have her hands full.

Republicans to Pull Money from Trump Ads and Spend it on Alcohol. - Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans

• Trump campaign will air first general election ads this week
• Trump hires Breitbart chief for top post, diminishes Manafort role in shakeup 
• Trump brags about a poll that shows him losing to Clinton
• Ana Navarro tears into CNN spokes-apologist Lewandowski for defending Trump’s ‘insulting’ racism
• Curt Schilling wants to run for Senate to unseat Elizabeth Warren

Trump says not against Hillary, just the media. Then nabs the top execs from Fox and Breitbart. This is not a campaign. This is a merger. - Tina Dupuy

Here Are Some Taxes Trump Didn't Have To Pay!
Just over a year after becoming governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie and his administration accepted a deal worth 17 cents on the dollar to settle Donald Trump’s casino tax debts in the state...








With Ailes and Breitbart, Trump is now the doomed King Kong, desperately swatting at both GOP and Democrat biplanes. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

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It's Not That Trump Won't Change His Tone -- He Can't.
Despite weeks of calls from Republican leaders for a pivot from his freewheeling primary campaign, Donald Trump says he doesn’t want to moderate his tone for the general election.

Rock The Voter News

• How Obama's Rising Approval Ratings Compare With Recent Presidents'
• Hillary Clinton to bash Trump tax plan in Cleveland

Trump Won't Use U.S. Intelligence. Maybe His Buddy Putin Can Help.
Donald Trump said Wednesday he was wary of relying on the U.S. intelligence community because he does not trust them and believes they've made "bad decisions."







Sarah Palin lost the battle, the plot and her train of thought. But she now has her own political party.- LOLGOP

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Biz/Tech News

• Crude Oil 46.37
• Sanders revs up 'public option' fight after Aetna leaves ObamaCare
• Target cuts outlook as it sees fewer customers in stores

Remember, if Aetna drops you b/c they couldn't merge with Humana, blame anyone but Aetna. - John Fugelsang

Florida Governor Loves Zika Because His Wife Will Make A Killing
Florida Gov. Rick Scott has an undisclosed financial interest in a Zika mosquito control company in which his wife, Florida First Lady Ann Scott, owns a multi-million dollar stake through a private investment firm she co-owns.


Just once. Just once. I want to see a TV commercial for a Truck where the announcer has a high pitch voice. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Odd News

• Judge orders search and seizure warrant for 2 US swimmers reportedly robbed in Rio on Sunday
• Mario, Luigi and friends: New York farm creates 8-acre 'Super Mario Bros.' corn maze
• Saudi princess posts ad For $140,000 personal assistant
• German vice-chancellor gives the middle finger to neo-Nazis who called him a ‘race traitor’
• Sausage strife in Germany: Pedestrian hits BMW with bologna
• Top chef has a 'fail safe' hangover cure - but it's not for the faint-hearted

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Approaching O'Hare, the Chicago skyline shadow reflects off Lake Michigan, under the clouds. By Mark Hersch

Peace.

The Tweeter

Trump To Receive First Intelligence Briefing Wednesday
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is expected to receive his first briefing from the intelligence community on Wednesday in New York, a source familiar with the plan tells NPR.


If Republicans think calling Clinton too old & rich is slick, they shouldn't have nominated an embalmed 70-year old billionaire impersonator. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• How Do Trump’s Conspiracy Theories Go Over in the Middle East? Dangerously
• Russia, for First Time, Uses Iranian Base for Syria Campaign
• IS conflict: Syria's Kurds set sights on al-Bab after fall of Manbij
• 15 Guantanamo detainees, held without charge, are released to the United Arab Emirates

Obama signs executive order relocating Congress to Guantanamo Bay. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Youth Will Be Ratting On Their Own Parents
The founder of “Trump Youth” has called on young Americans to come together to fight the “parasites” of society.






Republican Shenanigans

• FBI Turns Over Secret Clinton Email Documents To GOP Lawmakers
• Trump fans at least 3 times more likely to post conspiracy theories online as Clinton fans: Data
• Hannity: CNN 'literally' kisses Hillary Clinton's a--
• Video of Trump deposition could go public soon
• Roger Stone Pens Op-Ed Fanning Flames of Rigged Election Conspiracy 

If House Republicans really cared about perjury Oliver North would be breaking rocks in a federal pen.- John Fugelsang

That's a cigar in my hand, in case you were wondering.

Giuliani Blames Abbreviated Language For Gaffe 

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R) says comments he made Monday about terrorists failing to strike the United States in the eight years before President Obama took office were misinterpreted..."You speak in somewhat abbreviated language," Giuliani said. "All human beings speak in abbreviated language at times.

Instead of givin' immigrants an "ideology test" to enter the U.S., let's give Trump supporters a literacy quiz to see if they can stay. - Tea Pain

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Foreign Donations To U.S. Elections Are Illegal. Of Course Trump Is Soliciting Them!
Donald Trump’s presidential campaign appears to be soliciting foreign donations despite multiple warnings and a criminal complaint filed with the Department of Justice.
On Sunday, an Australian member of parliament, Terri Butler, emailed The Hill the latest fundraising solicitation she’d received from the Trump campaign. 









Trump Blames Bad Poll Numbers on Existence of Numerical System. - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

• Clinton preps for Trump’s Lewinsky attack
• New poll: Clinton's lead grows to nine points in Florida 
• Clinton names close confidants, Obama veterans to transition team

The GOP Will Never Give Up On Jailing Hillary. Never.
A pair of leading House Republicans on Monday laid out detailed instructions for the Justice Department to file perjury charges against Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.

If, as Trump suggested today, we should only allow people into the country if they support American values, he would have to leave immediately.- Andy Borowitz

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Zika's Impact On NYC 
Officials say 49 pregnant women have tested positive for Zika in New York City since April, and one baby has been born with microcephaly due to the mosquito-borne virus.
Overall, more than 3,400 at-risk pregnant women have been tested under the city's Zika action plan.

Biz/Tech News

• Oil Prices Rise on OPEC Hopes, Weaker Dollar
• WikiLeaks says it will release stolen NSA code
• As women succeed at the Olympics, commentators fail to discuss their success without sexism

Aetna decides that caring for their clients under Obamacare hurts their profits & dumps thousands of patients.  
Which means Obama is evil. - John Fugelsang

Tribal Members Arrested Protesting Pipeline Crossing Their Reservation
Authorities in North Dakota have arrested a dozen people protesting the $3.8 billion Dakota Access Pipeline.
Morton County Sheriff Kyle Kirchmeier said the 12 arrests as of Thursday evening were for disorderly conduct or criminal trespass.





Had a dream where evil space creatures intent on destroying humankind land, watch us for a few days, shrug, then take off.- Conan O'Brien

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Odd News

• Canada officials may charge US hunter who speared bear to death
• OUCH: Norway's Belly Flop Contest Is The Olympics For The Rest Of Us
• Now Donald Trump Can Blame Cats For His Problems, Too
• Search resumes for Nazi gold train that might not even exist
• Chinese couple dangle from suspension bridge for wedding

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The strange but beautiful Passiflora alata, the winged-stem passion flower, is a species of flowering plant. It is an evergreen vine, growing to 6 m (20 ft) or more, which bears an edible type of passion fruit. It is native to the Amazon, from Peru to eastern Brazil.

Peace.