Thursday, August 4, 2016

I bet Trump wishes he could land on an aircraft carrier

Harvard GOP Won't Endorse Party Nominee Trump For First Time In History
For the first time in its 128-year history, the Harvard Republican Club said it will not endorse the party's nominee, calling Donald Trump's views "absurdly cruel" in a Medium post published Thursday.


DNC Headquarters Mobbed by Republican Refugees Seeking Asylum. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


The GOP thought they could destroy Trump by saying he wasn't conservative enough
Maybe they should have pointed out he's unqualified & nuts. - LOLGOP





The Syrians Are Coming! The Syrians Are Coming! Welcome!
After a slow start, it appears increasingly likely that the Obama administration will hit its goal of admitting 10,000 Syrian refugees into the United States before the end of September.



"Why can't we use nuclear weapons?" Said no one with normal-sized hands ever.- Tina Dupuy





Republican Shenanigans

Romney lost FL with 39% of the Hispanic vote. Trump is polling at 13%. - Michael Grunwald








Clint Continues To Shoot Political Blanks
Clint Eastwood, the Republican actor/director and conservative icon who played “Dirty” Harry Callahan, served as mayor of Carmel-by-the-Sea, California, and spoke to an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention, voiced his support for Donald Trump...






Clint Eastwood, defending Trump, says 'When I was growing up, we didn't call it racism.'   Emmett Till unavailable for comment. - John Fugelsang






"Racism is not getting worse. It's getting filmed." — Will Smith

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In exchange for HALF of the Zika funding we need, the GOP wanted
*Obamacare cuts
*Dumb limits on Planned Parenthood. - LOLGOP



55 years young and that smile still gets me every single day. Happy birthday, Barack. I love you. -mo


Republican leaders will abandon Trump, but it won't be because of anything Trump said. It will be because Trump's poll numbers went down. - Havana Ted Tweet



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Supreme Court Delays Transgender Decision
The Supreme Court intervened for the first time Wednesday in the controversy over transgender rights and blocked a lower court ruling that would have allowed a transgender boy to use the high school restroom that fits his “gender identity.”...Justice Stephen G. Breyer signaled he did not support the school board’s emergency appeal, but said he joined the court’s four conservatives as a “courtesy” to put the issue on hold until the justices can review the matter when they return in the fall. 


Part of what's galling about the GOP's moral cowardice towards Trump, is that they spent decades berating liberals supposed lax morals. - Christopher Hayes




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Hillary Clinton supporters had a fundraiser tonight at a cyber security convention in Las Vegas; all the proceeds will go toward teaching Hillary how to use her email account.- Jimmy Kimmel



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Sasha Obama found a summer restaurant job. Trump still hiring foreign staff at his Florida resorts because he "can't find US workers" - Richard Hine



Roger Ailes Takes Ball And Goes Home
Ousted Fox News boss Roger Ailes can’t buy love from his Hudson River hamlet.
The embattled exec has walked away from funding a senior center near his lavish estate in upstate Garrison after neighbors blasted a plan to put his name on the building.




Given current weather trends, a Sharknado is a distinct possibility. - Conan O'Brien






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Milan Cathedral is the cathedral church of Milan, Italy. The magnificent Gothic cathedral took nearly six centuries to complete.

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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

The Donald

Donald Trump on Khan Comments: 'I Don't Regret Anything'
Donald Trump's harsh comments toward Khizr and Ghazala Khan, the parents of a Muslim-American soldier killed in combat, have proven to ...


"Wouldn't it be ironic if a Muslim sunk Trump's candidacy?"  -  Peter Gerstenzang





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"Imagine Donald Trump being the President of the United States during the second week of October 1962?" ~ George Jones







Trump's Wiseguy
Top Trump aide Paul Manafort swore that the campaign had nothing to do with a radical change in the official Republican Party position on Ukraine. He was lying.







So many Republicans are jumping ship Celine Dion's going to sing the theme song.- Albert Brooks






Republican Shenanigans


For years the GOP warned us that America must never let nuclear weapons fall into the hands of an unstable lunatic. Then they nominated one.- Richard Hine




GOP Ponders Effect If Trump Drops Out
Republican officials are exploring how to handle a scenario that would be unthinkable in a normal election year: What would happen if the party's presidential nominee dropped out?










Trump dropping out is the national "My parents may get back together fantasy." There's no fixing what the GOP has done here.- LOLGOP


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Cleaning Up The DNC
On Tuesday, Democratic National Committee CEO Amy Dacey stepped down from her position as the Democratic Party’s hacked email scandal roars on. Dacey is the highest-ranking official to resign from the DNC in response to a dump of stolen emails on WikiLeaks. Fox News revealed that two more DNC officials — CFO Brad Marshall and director Luis Miranda — have joined Dacey in resigning their positions.












While some supporters fear that Trump's campaign against Muslims is distracting him from attacking Mexicans, others believe he can multitask.- Andy Borowitz


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Elections Aid Murdoch's Profit
Twenty-First Century Fox Inc (FOXA.O) reported a slightly better-than-expected quarterly profit, helped by higher ad revenue in its cable division.
The Rupert Murdoch-controlled company's shares were up 0.78 percent in extended trading on Wednesday.



Hey Europe? We've got a xenophobic right-wing nationalist racist politician who's ALSO a reality TV star.  Top that, bitches.- John Fugelsang





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Michelangelo's 16th century grocery list. He illustrated it because the servant was illiterate.

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Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Trump refuses to support Paul Ryan, John McCain in upcoming Republican primaries

Trump refuses to support Paul Ryan, John McCain in upcoming Republican primaries
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is refusing to back House Speaker Paul D. Ryan in his upcoming primary election, saying in an interview Tuesday that he is “not quite there yet” in endorsing his party's top-ranking elected official.


“When that 3 A.M. call comes in, and Mr. Trump is busy on Twitter, Dr. Carson and Governor Palin will be there," Trump's spokesperson said. - Andy Borowitz







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Poll: Majority of Americans Support Military Service for Trump. - Andy Borowitz




More Benghazi Deaths
A suicide car bomb attack in the eastern city of Benghazi targeting Libyan troops killed 23 people and wounded dozens of others Tuesday, a hospital official said.








In fairness, Trump's children have all made the enormous sacrifice of having him as a father. - Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans






Trump says Hillary's "weak" and "incompetent", then accuses her of riggin' an entire 50-state electoral system. - Tea Pain



Trump Calls Polls Phony
Trump fires back after Obama criticism cast doubt on general election polls that show him trailing Hillary Clinton, calling those polls "phony." 






BREAKING: Trump Has Only One Hundred Days to Alienate Remaining Voters. - Andy Borowitz

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If Trump doesn't want to compete with a crying baby, he should imagine how Hillary Clinton feels.- LOLGOP



Zika Funding Update
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on Tuesday doled out $16 million in new grants to help local health officials keep track of birth defects caused by the Zika virus.
The Obama administration has now spent about $201 million out of the $374 million it repurposed in April to fight Zika — leaving about half of its funding still available.






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Can't think of a convention that was more successful in bringing out the best in its nominee and the worst in her opponent. - LOLGOP






Pope Francis Reaches Out To Women. 
Pope Francis has created a commission to study the historical role of female deacons in the Catholic Church, the Vatican's press office said.
The commission was initially promised by the Pope after a meeting with a group of nuns on May 12.


I have become a single-issue voter in 2016 and that issue is preventing the total destruction of human civilization.- Andy Borowitz





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Is Donald Crazy? Hell, Yeah!
Donald Trump’s recent ‘erratic behavior’ has medical professionals questioning his mental health.





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Isn't the real story that despite a terrible media that's trying to normalize a bigot, Trump is still losing? - LOLGOP








Trump Tells 'Mericans To Avoid Stocks And 401Ks!
Donald Trump suggested Tuesday that Americans should not place their retirement funds into the stock market, warning of “some very scary scenarios.”
In a phone interview with Fox Business, the GOP presidential nominee said that he isn’t a big investor in the stock market, and advised Americans to steer clear of the market as well when considering where to put their 401(k) funds.




A new study finds that Americans have on average become several inches shorter in the past 100 years. But scientists say it's mainly because we're all looking down at our phones.- Jimmy Fallon





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I was hungry when I built this page and saw this photo. Yum!

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