Monday, July 18, 2016

The Republican Convention

GOP passes rules vote over outcry from Trump opponents
The Republican National Committee ignored an outcry from angry delegates on the GOP convention's first day and adopted the convention's rules by a voice vote.
The move prompted an eruption from the crowd, people chanting "roll call vote" and yelling "point of order."


If you're feeling overwhelmed by information and facts, take a break by watching the Republican National Convention. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





Violent crime rate down 20.3%, murder rate down 16.6%, during Obama administration. -F.B.I.






DOH! Media Violence Bad For Kids!
Media violence has become a routine part of the daily lives of American children, and parents, lawmakers and the media should take steps to change that, a leading pediatricians' group recommends.



Republican Shenanigans





Donald Trump: “Don’t worry about the speech tonight, Melania-- just make sure you’re super hot. Your hotness proves my greatness.” - Tea Party Cat



Happy Day's Chachi Supports Trump
Actor and director Scott Baio announced this weekend that he will be speaking at the Republican National Convention Monday night, after being personally asked by Donald Trump, and said that he is both "a little nervous" and "excited" to be tapped.






Yesterday members of Congress left Washington for a seven-week vacation. Even the Kardashians are like, “From what?”- Jimmy Fallon


Trump Trashes Sexy Logo!
Donald Trump officially introduced his running mate, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence, on Saturday and also unveiled a new joint campaign logo—different from the original that was swiftly mocked across social media on Friday.


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Trump Reads Obama's Mysterious Body Language
“I watched the president, and sometimes the words are okay. But you just look at the body language and there’s something going on. Look, there’s something going on,” Trump told “Fox & Friends” on Monday.





There's a really good story about the Republican Convention in the Book of Revelation.- Andy Borowitz






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BREAKING: GOP convention to impeach Hillary Clinton in advance of the election and call for her immediate jailing.- Tea Party Cat





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RNC TRIVIA: English is a second language for Melania Trump, making her the first RNC speaker with that distinction since Sarah Palin. - Andy Borowitz



Bizarre: Halliburton Relative Murdered. Suspect Escapes.
FORT LAUDERDALE — A man awaiting a murder trial for the slaying of a woman whose family founded the Halliburton oil services company escaped from the Broward County courthouse Friday just before a hearing.


Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. are speaking at the Republican National Convention because Larry the Cable Guy wasn't available. - Sam Kalidi





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This turtle's shell looks like a fireworks display.

Peace.

Friday, July 15, 2016

This is the new Trump and Pence logo. Really.

Trump unveils new 'TP' Pence campaign logo
Donald Trump didn't just get Mike Pence as his running mate Friday. He also got a new logo ...


Pence and Trump do not follow each other on twitter, which is only notable since Pence was announced as Trump's running mate on twitter. - Will McAvoy





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



NEWT: Test Every Muslim
Newt Gingrich offered several stunning proposals in response to Thursday’s mass terrorist attack in Nice, France during an interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity...We should frankly test every person here who is of a Muslim background, and if they believe in Sharia, they should be deported. Sharia is incompatible with western civilization.”



No religious tests -- because Republicans would fail them all.- LOLGOP






The racist statements that used to be whispered at Cracker Barrels and KKK meetings are now headlines on Politico and CNN. - Tea Pain





Republican Shenanigans


Doctors Caution Against Looking Directly at Blinding Whiteness of Mike Pence. - Andy Borowitz






Please pray for Sister-in-Christ Sarah Palin, whose son is back in jail. It’s taking her away from scolding others about their family values. - Mrs. Betty Bowers



The Undermining Of Obama
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick challenged President Obama about his response to recent police-involved shootings during a televised town hall meeting on race relations Thursday, suggesting that police officers don't feel "in their hearts" that Obama supports them.





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We've heard from racists, Islamophobes, antisemites & misogynists - but now with Pence, homophobes finally have a place at the Trump table.- John Fugelsang





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People who fear minorities really don't like that they're becoming one. - John Fugelsang








Trump Stopped Himself From Changing His Mind
Donald Trump considered abandoning Indiana Gov. Mike Pence as his running mate late Thursday night after offering him the job...





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Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she is sorry, and that is the first time I have ever disagreed with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.- Andy Borowitz





Biz/Tech News


Shhh. Healthcare Improved.
 A new report finds health care improved in much of the United States between 2011 and 2014, mostly because more people were insured and doctors and other providers did a better job.





"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." -M. Meade






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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

Angel Falls, also known as Salto Angel (in Spanish) or Kerepakupai meru (in Pemon) which means ‘waterfall of the deepest place’. The waterfall is located in South America in the Canaima National Park, in Venezuela.

Peace.

Thursday, July 14, 2016

I think I have the Zika Dengue Chikungunya virus.

I am feeling better than yesterday, probably due to the high ingestion of water and fruit juices instead of food.  I hope to be back tomorrow with a fresh edition.

I apologize for any humor inconvenience, especially at a tumultuous time like this, but actually, it is hard to find any humor in Trump anymore.

Oh, I make memes with his funny hair or words, but he is worse than Bush -- he admits what his dangerous intents are and he gets accolades from his base, which is almost half of the USA.

How low we have sunk.

Try as I do I did create a simple meme fitting for my feelings, which is laced with the Zika Dengue Chikungunya virus.

 It is a tribute to The GOP "Christians."




Peace.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

When the drugs kick in...

Former President George W. Bush baffles internet with swaying, dancing at Dallas memorial
At Tuesday's memorial for the five officers killed last week in an ambush attack in downtown Dallas, President Barack Obama was joined on stage by the first lady, vice president and his wife, former first lady Laura Bush, and a dancing former president


That look on Mrs. Obama's face is priceless, as though she is saying, what. are. you. doing? Dubya is still an embarrassment. 

Today will be a short short edition. I'm feeling under the weather. :(





Imagine your future career prospects being so bleak that you'd consider becoming Trump's running mate. - side-eye spice tweet

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*removes glasses and turns to the jury*
Ladies and gentlemen, how is it even possible to defame Donald Trump? - LOLGOP




Trump Trumps Up $10 Million Dollar Lawsuit Against Ex- Staffer. Ex-Staffer Counter Sues
Former Donald Trump campaign staffer Sam Nunberg has filed sensational legal papers against the presidential hopeful’s campaign, alleging he was wrongly accused of leaking a story to Page Six about a “lovers’ quarrel” between the mogul’s publicist and campaign manager.
Nunberg, who worked as a strategic adviser for Trump but was fired last year, claims in the papers that, because he then endorsed Sen. Ted Cruz, the Trump campaign is “attempting to bring a frivolous and retaliatory arbitration proceeding against me essentially to punish me and shut me up.”


Can't wait until Trump sues America for voting against him. - LOLGOP



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Trump v Ginsberg
Republican Donald Trump thrust the U.S. Supreme Court into the presidential campaign debate on Wednesday, rallying conservatives with a call for Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg to resign after she lambasted him in a series of media interviews.




Ruth Bader Ginsburg should pick on someone her own IQ. - Andy Borowitz

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A lightning strike dockside. Yikes!

Peace.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Bernie endorses Hillary

Bernie Sanders endorses Hillary Clinton
"I have come here to make it as clear as possible why I am endorsing Hillary Clinton and why she must become our next president," Sanders said at a joint rally...


BREAKING: Appearing with Hillary Clinton at rally in New Hampshire, Bernie Sanders announces he's now a corrupt corporate whore sellout.- Tea Party Cat








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Even if Britain's new prime minister turns out to be totally crappy, the fact that they only spent about two weeks to pick her makes me insanely envious.- Andy Borowitz




Right Wing Think Tanks Trying To Undo Iran Deal, Falls Flat
When Nokia received a letter from the group United Against Nuclear Iran warning it of the risk of investing in the Islamist-led country, the Finland-based company’s response was pointed. The technological services it offers, Nokia wrote on June 8, "are crucial for the development of strong civil societies and the realization of human rights.”


The Hillary Clinton campaign recently released an ad that features clips of Donald Trump praising world dictators. In the video, Trump praises Saddam Hussein, Vladimir Putin, and Abby Lee from "Dance Moms."- Conan O'Brien





Bundy Bros: The Reason The U.S. Needs To Educate Its Citizens 
Ammon and Ryan Bundy will be allowed to meet together in jail to coordinate their defense — but now they want prosecutors to join them behind bars until they are tried for their roles in plotting the armed takeover of an Oregon wildlife reserve.


Republican Shenanigans


As a native of Cleveland, I respectfully issue this plea to LeBron James: You stopped the Golden State Warriors. Now, somehow, I beg you to stop the 2016 Republican Convention.- Andy Borowitz






This Is Why Al Gore Wanted Social Security In A "Lockbox"
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) is encouraging Democrats to cut Social Security and Medicare benefits because the programs are “things we don’t absolutely need.”





Rudy Giuliani made some insane and offensive comments today, which made me wonder why he is not on Trump's vp list.- Andy Borowitz





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GOP Keeps Beating Dead Horse
Republican lawmakers pummeled Attorney General Loretta Lynch with questions Tuesday about the Justice Department's decision not to prosecute Hillary Clinton for sending classified information on a private, unsecured email system...


After a week of tragedy that has put the nation on edge, congressional Republicans have responded swiftly by seeking a new investigation of Hillary Clinton's emails. - Andy Borowitz




Rock The Voter News





Honestly, your vote is yours to invest in whomever you like. Just register, vote and shame others to doing so. - LOLGOP

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The GOP’s platform now states that porn is a “public health crisis” &  a “menace.”  
So never say they're not fighting for the middle class. - John Fugelsang




Here Comes STAR WARS at Disneyland! 
What a piece of junk!”
That’s how Luke Skywalker described the Millennium Falcon when he first sees Han Solo’s ship in the 1977 movie “Star Wars.” But that piece of junk plays a prominent role in the new 14-acre “Star Wars” attraction, under construction in Disneyland.





Construction has just started on a two-mile underground "beer pipeline" in Europe. Which explains why today, Britain changed its mind on Brexit.- Conan O'Brien





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Odd News


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Lake Tahoe, California
Photo by Lakeshore Paddleboard Company

Peace.