Friday, June 3, 2016

Trump "University"

Former Trump University Workers Call the School a ‘Lie’ and a ‘Scheme’ in Testimony
In blunt testimony revealed on Tuesday, former managers of Trump University, the for-profit school started by Donald J. Trump, portray it as an unscrupulous business that relied on high-pressure sales tactics, employed unqualified instructors, made deceptive claims and exploited vulnerable students willing to pay tens of thousands for Mr. Trump’s insights.


Trump University instructed salespeople to deliberately mislead customers & manipulate emotions. No wait, that's the Trump campaign. - Tea Pain





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I would hate to have seen the hazing rituals while pledging a fraternity at Trump University. Waterboarding and worse! - Jim David



Commies Love Trump!
The state media outlet in North Korea, DPRK Today, called Donald Trump a "wise politician" and welcomed the Republican presidential candidate's remark that he would be willing to speak with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.





Putin's hockey stats have dropped. Proving Putin is the only Russian athlete who isn't doping. - The Daily Show







Republican Shenanigans


I go Trump university.
Me learn talk good but me lose all moneys.- Tea Pain




Torture Doesn't Work
The military’s use of “enhanced interrogation” techniques against suspected terrorists has always been a contentious topic, and now many of its former proponents are having second thoughts. Eric Fair served as an interrogator with a private contractor in Iraq, and his new book “Consequence” reflects on the work he has come to regret.



It's kind of ironic that Donald Trump doesn't appreciate being judged by a "Mexican." - Warren Holstein






Why Are Anti-Trump Protesters So Violent? 
Donald Trump's rally in San Jose, California, Thursday night was marred by violence by anti-Trump supporters, who targeted the event's attendees and police.



To clinch Paul Ryan's endorsement, Trump said he would try to sound "a little less like Hitler" but still "enough like Hitler" to appeal to his key constituency.- Andy Borowitz


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Sanders and Trump might have a debate. "Our worst nightmare is coming true" - microphones







Trump & Hitler
Donald Trump held an unhinged rally in San Jose tonight...In addition to confusing his wife with his daughter, Trump staged his entrance to one of Adolf Hitler's favorite tunes, Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries.



"Hillary Clinton's new campaign slogan is 'Stronger Together.' Which replaces her old slogan, 'Goddammit, It's My Turn!'" –Conan O'Brien


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The company that makes products for Apple and Samsung in Asia has reportedly replaced 60,000 factory workers with robots. Just to keep it authentic, they're all child robots.- Jimmy Fallon


Biz/Tech News


Donald Trump: "Yes, Trump University was a scam, but I'll pay off the national debt by opening Trump Universities in China. Win-win!"- Tea Party Cat






A Trump Presidency Would Mainly Be Seen In Courtrooms
Donald Trump owes at least $100 million to a foreign bank that's battled with US regulators...






A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright



It's National Donut Day!



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Just Shoot Me

What a nightmare. On Wednesday the Internet went out. Nada. I tried calling the cable company all day, no answer, nothing, nada. My girlfriend did the same. Later, I found out that the call center went down.

The next day my girlfriend went to the cable office and requested a tech. BUT yesterday about 6pm, the Internet magically turned back on! BUT my 3 year old smartphone is almost dead. I can't scroll, the touch screen rarely works, cannot answer phone calls, but oddly, I can send text messages just fine. I will hold a retirement party for the smartphone (which has never belonged to MENSA!) by throwing it against a concrete wall. :)







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Ios Island, Greece. Do you see that rocky patch in the water (bottom left)? That's where I would land.

Peace.

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Trump to the Media: Stop Scrutinizing Me!

Trump to the Media: Stop Scrutinizing Me!
At a press conference, the presumptive Republican nominee's battle with the media reaches new heights.


America leads the world in reality shows about what reality show stars do after their reality shows end.- John Fugelsang





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There are guys who look at Trump whiny pouty and think, "Why can't America be that strong again?!" - LOLGOP





Gunning For Immigrants
A Republican congressional challenger compared his combat tour in Afghanistan to the U.S.-Mexico border, but with more shooting.



Republican Shenanigans


We tricked Trump into keeping his promises to veterans. Now let's trick him into paying some taxes. - LOLGOP






Mandarins? Not Clementines?
During a Friday night appearance on MSNBC's Hardball with Chris Matthews, political commentator Ann Coulter used the term "Mandarins" to describe Asian-Americans — and didn't back down after MSNBC anchor Joy Reid challenged her.


Stephen Hawking Angers Trump Supporters with Baffling Array of Long Words. - Andy Borowitz

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The release of Trump's taxes could be a real game-changer if his supporters suddenly develop an ability to read. - Andy Borowitz





Traveling To Europe? Be Careful.
The State Department is warning Americans visiting Europe this summer about the potential for terrorist attacks.


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Trump's proud tax avoidance is a way to brag that he --a son who inherited millions-- got you to subsidize his life. - LOLGOP






Biz/Tech News


A Win For Trump
The Supreme Court on Tuesday rejected a case that a union brought against a former Donald Trump casino in Atlantic City.




I especially liked your deeply spiritual chain e-mail when you warned of the awful things God will do if I don't forward it to 10 more people. - John Fugelsang.




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A Kingfisher captured at the perfect second.

Peace.

Monday, May 30, 2016

Memorial Day 2016

America commemorates vets over Memorial Day weekend
Across America and around the world, towns and cities commemorate veterans of the United States Armed Forces and the sacrifices they have made. Memorial Day is a federal holiday in America and has been celebrated since the end of the Civil War.


This Memorial Day, I hope you'll join me in acts of remembrance. The debt we owe our fallen heroes is one we can never truly repay. - President Obama






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Donald Trump will observe Memorial Day by laying his 4 medical deferments on the tomb of the unknown soldier. - Tea Pain




Stephen Hawking Explains Trump
Stephen Hawking understands the workings of the universe — but says he cannot fathom the popularity of Donald Trump.
The British astrophysicist told ITV's morning show Monday that the presumptive Republican Party candidate for U.S. president "is a demagogue who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator."



Remember when thousands of Arabs cheered in Jersey streets on 9-11 like Trump said? That's okay. No one else does either. - Kona Lowell







Republican Shenanigans


Press convinced us Al Gore was boring. George Bush was the kind of guy you'd like to have a drink with. Try having that drink in Mosul today. - Bette Midler






Here Comes Da Judge
A judge, called a “hater” by Donald Trump for his handling of a lawsuit related to the businessman’s Trump University real estate school, has unsealed documents related to the case...“Mr. Trump’s conduct could be subject to sanction for indirect criminal contempt of court,” said Charles Geyh, a legal ethics expert at the Indiana University Maurer School of Law.


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It's being reported the Obama family is planning to move into a nine-bedroom mansion in Washington, D.C., after the president leaves office. I guess he wants to be close enough to drive by the White House every morning and shout, "Sucks, doesn't it?” - Jimmy Fallon






The Voters Feel Helpless
Republicans and Democrats feel a massive disconnect with their political parties and helpless about the presidential election.
That's according to a new poll by the Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research, which helps explain the rise of outsider candidates Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders and suggests challenges ahead for fractured parties that must come together to win this fall.

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America leads the world in reality shows about what reality show stars do after their reality shows end. - John Fugelsang







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Subject: Subtitle for AHNC

Lisa,

  When AHNC began, it was about George W Bush, so All Hat No Cattle is a fitting title for your blog.

  As long as Trump is in the election for President, those initials can be re-purposed as All Hate, No Competence (or Compassion or Conscience).

  Hope you had a good visit with your son, and have a peaceful Memorial Day,

- Sol


Love it Sol! Thank you.

Yes, I had a wonderful time with my son. He set me up with NETFLIX and I am damning him for making me an addict.

I did a graphic for you!




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I like political parties that don't get captured by Donald Trump. - LOLGOP


His hands are too large, don't you think?


Trump Trails Hillary In Science Stuff
 Donald Trump trails Hillary Clinton by months, even years, in using fast-evolving digital campaigning to win over voters, data specialists working with the GOP say.


There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't and that's a wife who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost






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NASA remembers Memorial Day.

Peace.