Monday, February 22, 2016

Republican candidates make final pitch to Nevada voters





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Republican candidates make final pitch to Nevada voters
Speaking to MSNBC's "Morning Joe" Monday, McCarthy said Trump's victory and Rubio's second-place finish in South Carolina dealt a blow to Cruz's strategy to win the nomination. The California congressman predicted voters in Florida, Rubio's home state, would determine whether Rubio continues or the Trump easily rolls on to the nomination.



Even before Trump stomped him, Jeb blew his answer on the Iraq War, which -- like -- he should have probably known would come up.- LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



The guys who want to carpet bomb cities think it's evil to fund STD tests at Planned Parenthood.- LOLGOP







Christians Squeezed For Ransoms
The Islamic State group has collected millions of dollars in ransom for a group of Assyrian Christians it kidnapped in Syria a year ago, Christian officials and an opposition group said.



W. spent $4 trillion on war in Iraq and we got ISIS
Jeb spent $130 million running for President and we got Trump. - The Daily Edge








Republican Shenanigans



The reason that Ted Cruz lost the Evangelicals in S.C. is because he is a world class LIAR, and Evangelicals do not like liars!- Donald Trump Tweet





Trump Threatens Cubs' Owners
Donald Trump is threatening one of the Republican Party's mega-donor families after it was revealed as the  funder behind a super-PAC set up to destroy Trump's candidacy.
"I hear the Rickets [sic] family, who own the Chicago Cubs, are secretly spending $'s against me," the billionaire GOP front-runner tweeted on Monday. "They better be careful, they have a lot to hide!"












Official countdown to Jeb being the new spokesperson for reverse mortgages...- Tina Dupuy




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A news channel that keeps on telling you it's balanced is kinda like a guy who keeps on telling you he's straight.- John Fugelsang



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In my view, people have a right to make a telephone call today without that information being collected by the government.- Bernie Sanders Tweet



What Racial Profiling?
A Florida police department is facing racial profiling charges after stopping a man 258 times and repeatedly charging him with trespassing at the convenience store where he works.




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Seriously how much longer can Trump go without commenting on Hillary Clinton's looks? - John Fugelsang



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Scientists Warn All Plant Life Dying Within 30-Yard Radius Of Ted Cruz Campaign Signs - The Onion


Wall Street Cuddles Up To Trump Rubio
Republican Marco Rubio's presidential run has drawn more money from Wall Street donors than any other candidate, according to a Reuters review of campaign finance disclosures, shoring up his position as his party's establishment alternative to front-runner Donald Trump.






Camille Cosby is the Carmella Soprano of the comedy world.- John Fugelsang





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Sunday, February 21, 2016

Bye Bye Bush





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Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton win big; Jeb Bush exits 
Donald Trump did more than win his second easy victory in consecutive presidential primaries in South Carolina on Saturday.
He advanced his takeover of the Republican Party. He proved that he can dominate a race in the Deep South.



Donald Trump reminds you that 2 Latinos are trying to take a job away from him.- John Fugelsang








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Maybe most Moslems peaceful, but until they recognize and destroy their growing jihadist cancer they must be held responsible. - Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News







Let's all thank Jeb Bush for taking $100 million from some of the greediest selfish bastards in America & redistributing their wealth.- John Fugelsang




Republican Shenanigans



Remember those guys who berated you for opposing George W. Bush?
They're the guys berating you now for opposing Donald Trump.- John Fugelsang









Tea Party Queen Gets A Nod From The Donald
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump thanked former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for her help after winning in the South Carolina primary.








What happens when the U.S. exhausts its supply of thoughts and prayers for shooting victims? Do we start borrowing from other countries? - OhNoSheTwitnt





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Trump Is Attempting To Sound Presidential. Eyes Rolling.
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said Sunday that he "wouldn't be shocked" if he didn't get the GOP nomination, noting that there were "a lot of good people" competing against him.











Trump wins SC primary. After calling GWB a liar. After fighting with the Pope. After threatening to sue Ted Cruz. Welcome to the new GOP. - Matt Viser



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Man Berns Himself
A Bernie Sanders supporter got a surprise phone call from the Secret Service after he attempted to place an obituary in a Las Vegas newspaper announcing the death of Sanders rival Hillary Clinton.








It's comforting to recognize that there are worse things than Trump being President. When you come up with one of those things, please let me know.- Andy Borowitz




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I support keeping the US minimum wage at $7.25hr - but only for Congress, because those guys already live off the tips. - John fugelsang









Cyber attack on power grid? It's going to happen.
The veteran journalist Ted Koppel caused a stir last fall when he published a book warning that the United States is likely to eventually suffer a devastating cyberattack on its electricity grid that could leave millions of Americans in the dark, short of water and food ...




IKEA is being accused of evading over $1 billion in taxes. Prosecutors have actually been after IKEA for years. They've just been having a hard time putting their case together.- Jimmy Fallon








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Friday, February 19, 2016

My friend is missing.

UPDATE: My friend Joe has been found. He is in the hospital.I spoke with him yesterday. He needs surgery. He also needs an attorney. Anyone know of any good attorneys in Las Vegas?



 I will have a new edition on Sunday. Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience.



Peace and love.



Thursday, February 18, 2016

The Pope, Donald, the Pope?





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Donald Trump just flung this insane rant at Pope Francis
Donald Trump has responded to Pope Francis, who on Thursday said the GOP candidate was not a Christian because of his comments about immigrants.



Trump: "The Pope doesn't get to decide what's Christian." 
Um, actually, that's like the Pope's number one job.- Jeff Tiedrich










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



During his speech at the rally, George W. Bush said his brother Jeb is the guy who can fix the problems that inflame our country’s frustrations. Or in other words, Jeb is America’s Preparation H.- Jimmy Fallon








Obama Is Going To A Communist Country!!!
President Barack Obama will visit Cuba next month, multiple U.S. and diplomatic sources told CNN on Wednesday.



Next month, I'll travel to Cuba to advance our progress and efforts that can improve the lives of the Cuban people. - President Barack Obama







Ted Cruz is the guy who won't stop trying to sell you an above-ground pool & you keep telling him you live in an apartment. - John Fugelsang



Republican Shenanigans


When fascism comes to America, it will wear cufflinks and have an open invite to call into Morning Joe.- LOLGOP








Guns In Schools Nationwide Bill Introduced By....drum roll please...A Texan Of Course!
Texas Republican Rep. Randy Weber has introduced legislation that would allow people with concealed carry permits to possess guns in schools nationwide.




The Pope is tougher on Trump than "Morning Joe" is.- LOLGOP








Oh, Jeb! Engraving your name on your gun is a slippery slope to a government database of gun owners, then something something tyranny. - Tea Party Cat





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Benghazi Is Back!
The head of the House’s Benghazi committee is claiming to have achieved “significant breakthroughs” following interviews with top Obama administration officials this month.





If there were a Supreme Court opening early in a GOP president's last year, there would already be TV ads demanding the Senate do its job.- LOLGOP



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The Vagina Gatekeeper's Newest Keys
A special House panel investigating Planned Parenthood and other abortion providers has issued its first three subpoenas, the Republican chairman of the committee said 



So far today I learned that God killed Scalia because He supports Cruz, guns make us free and Beyoncé is to blame for violence against cops. - OhNoSheTwitnt ‏Tweet





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The Pope Makes Historical Statement
Pope Francis insisted Thursday that abortion was always a crime but hinted that the Church could exceptionally relax its ban on contraception for women at risk of contracting the Zika virus.



A guy who would turn on the Pope when it's convenient would probably turn on you.- LOLGOP








Business/Tech News


If want a hint of how bad the economy was in 2008, think about Jeb Bush's campaign today.- LOLGOP




GOP Criticizing Apple, Inc.
Prominent Republicans criticized Apple Inc on Wednesday for opposing a government request for help hacking into an iPhone belonging to one of the San Bernardino attackers, calling the issue tough but important to boosting national security.



I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright









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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

TRUMP HAS SOLO ACT ON MSNBC!





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Joe Scarborough will host a 'town hall' with Donald Trump, and only Donald Trump 
You know all that fretting MSNBC insiders were doing over what they saw as host Joe Scarborough's "unseemly" on-air promotion of his personal friend Donald Trump? It looks like the network heads have decided to just roll with it.



Trump Wows South Carolina Audience with Promise to Win Civil War. - Andy Borowitz








The Bundy Militia Leave Their Stench
The FBI has found "a trench of human feces" on or near a Native American burial ground at the federal wildlife refuge in Oregon that armed militia members had occupied for more than a month








The Judge who ordered no autopsy on #Scalia is the largest Obama donor in that county. No one wants to talk about it 'cause I made it up. - Dan Ewen Tweet




Obama Skipping Scalia's Funeral
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said Wednesday that President Barack Obama doesn't plan to attend the funeral for Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.
Earnest said Obama and his wife, First Lady Michelle Obama, would "pay their respects" to Justice Scalia on Friday at the Supreme Court as he lies in repose. He said Vice President Joe Biden and his wife Jill planned to attend the funeral on Saturday.










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America. Where nothing says white privilege like being @jebbush and tweeting a picture of your gun.- The Daily Edge







Republicans have no problem with #SCOTUS picking a president but such problems with this president picking a #SCOTUS justice. Interesting. - Karl Frisch tweet





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Spoiler alert: America ends with Donald Trump calmly walking away from a nuclear explosion. - Jeff Tiedrich








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The short edition is my fault. Mea culpa.

A close friend of AHNC is missing. Joe is an expat living in Peru who was visiting Phoenix, Arizona. It has been 27 hours since he emailed me asking for help. Joe said he dropped a friend at the airport in Las Vegas, that he was lost and asked if I could help him. I responded and never heard back from him. I have been in contact with his friend in Peru and we are all worried.

I have never met Joe yet we have known each other online for over a decade. I requested a physical description of him and/or photo and will report this to the proper authorities.

I don't know what else to do.


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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo


The Mary River turtle is an endangered short-necked turtle that is endemic to the Mary River in south-east Queensland, Australia.

Peace.