Tuesday, January 6, 2015

New Congress getting sworn in with GOP in charge








New Congress getting sworn in with GOP in charge
Republicans are assuming full control of Congress for the first time in eight years in a day of pomp, circumstance and raw politics beneath the Capitol Dome.




So nice of Mother Nature to turn everything in DC white in honor of the incoming GOP Congress.- delrayser tweet









2015 Prediction: Obama will do something and Republicans will oppose it as the worst thing ever.- Top Conservative Cat





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Israel Court Orders Return Of Land To Palestinians
 Israel's supreme court has ordered Israeli authorities to demolish one of the oldest and most contentious Jewish settlement outposts in the West Bank.








Ask your doctor if a third Bush presidency is right for you.- Top Conservative Cat




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Palintology: The Study of the Clueless
Sarah Palin has responded to criticism from the animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Peta) over a photograph she published of her son Trig stepping on a family pet.

“Dear Peta,” the former governor of Alaska and Republican vice-presidential pick in 2008 wrote in a statement published on Facebook. “Chill. At least Trig didn’t eat the dog.”








Sarah Palin has never sparked outrage by being smart and/or nice to animals.- Tina Dupuy










Republicans have been very clear. Obama only controls every aspect of the economy when bad things are happening.- LOLGOP




Move To Florida, Says Florida Governor.
 Florida Governor Rick Scott will kick off his second term on Tuesday with a blunt warning that he intends to poach people and jobs from other large states that have relatively higher taxes.

   “I have a message today to the people of New York, Illinois, California, Pennsylvania and others: Move to Florida!” Scott said in prepared remarks released by his office on Monday.





Boehner killed immigration reform mostly to please the dozen or so clowns who are now trying to knife him. Nice work!- LOLGOP










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Grand Juror Suing Prosecutor Over Ferguson Mess
One of the members of the grand jury that decided not to indict a Ferguson, Mo., police officer in the Michael Brown shooting has sued the St. Louis County prosecutor who oversaw the case, St. Louis Public Radio reported Monday.










Pope Francis calls Catholics to stop climate change, but I'm sure President Rubio will set him straight on that in 2017. - Top Conservative Cat





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If Republicans lobby this hard for the 35 permanent jobs the XL Keystone will bring - just imagine how hard they'd try for 36!!- Tina Dupuy










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Republican Congress set to confront the perils of the Obama economy -- too low oil prices, too many Americans with health insurance- LOLGOP










Mercedes-Benz Leaving New Jersey
Mercedes-Benz will move its U.S. headquarters to Atlanta from northern New Jersey, a source familiar with the brand's plans told Reuters on Tuesday.

The Daimler AG unit is moving to cut costs, including those for cost-of-living and taxes, said the source.





A barrel of gas is now 1/2 the cost of a carton of cigarettes. Crap. I’ve been chain-smoking Super Unleaded lately & really wanted to quit. - Erik Bransteen






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NOTICE: I'm working on the video I took yesterday of the high winds. Will post ASAP!





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My sweet Luna, wondering "where the hell  is she going, again!"

Peace.

Monday, January 5, 2015

Ay yi yi



While you all were enjoying your electricity, I wasn't. We had about 3 hours of power all day. The wind here, or I should call it  hurricane force winds without the rain, was incredible. I will post a video of it asap.

Right now, I want to make dinner!



Thank you for stopping by!

Friday, January 2, 2015

Welcome Back Congress






4 Things That Were Supposed To Happen By 2015 Because Obama Was Reelected
It’s now 2015, nearly two years after Obama took the oath of office for the second time. A few years ago, prognosticators were very confident about what would happen to America by now because of Obama’s reelection. Let’s check in and see how their predictions turned out:
1. Gas was supposed to cost $5.45 per gallon.




2015, finally! Now that the GOP controls Congress, they can get stuff done. Well, right after 50 more Obamacare votes and Benghazi hearings.- Top Conservative Cat







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"Obama's approval ratings are below 50%" cried the Congress whose approval rating was below 10%.- John Fugelsang









ISIS Has Ebola?
According to the World Health Organization (WHO), members of the Islamic State (ISIS) in Iraq are reportedly arriving in hospitals suffering with symptoms of the hemorrhagic fever Ebola.




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The biggest recent mistake by the left? Letting a billion+ dollars in Stimulus/ACA smears go almost unanswered. - LOLGOP







Florida Told To Start Marrying People!
 A federal judge in north Florida on Thursday ordered the start of gay marriages in all parts of the state after Jan. 5, when a stay expires on his earlier ruling that found the state's same-sex marriage ban unconstitutional.




David Duke is no different than Robert Byrd, except for Byrd recanting and Duke remaining a white supremacist even now. But still the same!- Top Conservative Cat








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OUCH!
Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid broke several ribs and facial bones when a piece of exercise equipment snapped at his Nevada home Thursday, causing the lawmaker to fall.









If Jeb Bush resigns from the Bush family and the GOP, I think he has a chance of becoming president.- LOLGOP




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10 million Americans gained health insurance in 2014 as we had the best job growth of the century. And people act like that was a bad thing.- LOLGOP







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1984 - if libs say Reaganomics will destroy the middle class, call 'em commies.
2014 - if the middle class has been destroyed, blame libs.
- John Fugelsang










Meanwhile, China Broke The World Record For....
China's Three Gorges dam has broken the world record for annual hydroelectric power production, more than a decade after it became the world's largest power plant, its operator said.

The Yangtze river power station generated 98.8 billion kilowatt-hours of electricity in 2014...





The Camouflage Snuggie - for the man in your life who enjoys both militarism and sloth.- John Fugelsang











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When visiting Dubai, photographer Alexander Remnev took this dizzying self-portrait from the top of the Princess Tower, the tallest residential building in the world. The Princess Tower is 101-stories and stands 414 meters (1,358 ft) tall.

Peace.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

2015





Happy New Year!




The year 2015 sounds like a police call, "Hey, we've got a twenty fifteen here, send in the fire trucks." My thinking is influenced knowing Republicans are in charge now.



Please drop by tomorrow for a full edition of All Hat No Cattle.

Peace for 2015.


Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Happy New Year's Eve!











Only 9% of people keep New Year's Resolutions. So if you want to do something -- like not get Ebola -- don't make it a resolution.- LOLGOP











If you were an uninsured gay adult with an undocumented grandmother, 2014 was probably a great year for you.- LOLGOP








Happy New Year to all!

Peace in 2015.

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Don't, "dance like no one is watching." Someone is watching.





NYPD cop throws man to the ground after spotting him doing Ellen Degeneres’ ‘dance dare’
An online “prankster” was berated and thrown to the ground by New York City police while participating in one of talk show host Ellen Degeneres’ “dance dares,” the Free Thought Project reported.



Why is it that some in the NYPD, act more like goombahs for Tony Soprano?








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Two missing planes, one now tragically located, dominated the news in the safest year for air travel ever.- LOLGOP








TV Shows Gore To Family Members
Family members of those aboard AirAsia Flight 8501 collapsed in agony Tuesday as images of debris and a bloated body flashed across Indonesian television screens, proof that the plane crashed into the sea two days earlier with 162 people on board.




Women in combat, free abortions, gun control, gay rights, universal hc - at least the GOP doesn't mind when Israel does it.- John Fugelsang









Next up on Fox News: How to answer your child's question about Santa not being real by blaming it on Obama.- Top Conservative Cat







Fox & Friends: Obama's Gonna Ban Sprinkles!
Fox & Friends segment warned on Tuesday that President Barack Obama’s administration was set to enact a ban on doughnut sprinkles, which meant that the government could take control of where you live and work next.





Republican Shenanigans





The Koch brothers are worth $100 billion, which means Jesus must love them 100 billion times more than all you minimum wage nobodies. - Top Conservative Cat










Aside from resigning from firms that defraud Medicare, Jeb Bush is also practicing saying "George who?" as he prepares to run in 2016.- Top Conservative Cat






Steve Scalise’s Denials Are Not Believable
Faced with an exploding crisis sparked by the revelation that the No. 3 Republican in the House gave a speech to a well-known group of white supremacists and neo-Nazis a dozen years ago, the GOP in Rep. Steve Scalise’s home state of Louisiana is doubling down, calling the entire episode a mere “manufactured blogger story.”




PARTY TIP: Skip the White Supremacist conference, Republicans.- LOLGOP








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If white people had been systematically oppressed by the government the way black people have, the conservative movement would make sense.- LOLGOP




Most Admired People: Obama, Hillary and PUTIN? PUTIN?
President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton remain the most admired man and woman in America, according to Gallup's annual survey, but Russian President Vladimir Putin also has his admirers — he crashed Monday's list, too.





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Republicans are totally held to a higher standard. That's why every GOP candidate for president is more anti-science than THE POPE.- LOLGOP



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When it comes to ratings, missing planes are the new missing blondes.- John Fugelsang




Solyndra Success
At the RV Park he owns in a remote corner of southwestern Kansas, Jan Leonard is seeing the benefits of one of the federal government's most contentious programs.








Conservatives will admit that systemic racism exists. It's just something only white people and Christmas can experience.- LOLGOP






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The Stairway to the Devil's Cauldron in Equador. If I ever go, bringing a parachute would be high on my list.

Peace.