Thursday, November 6, 2014

GOP Agenda





90-year-old Florida man charged for feeding homeless people
Arnold Abbott handed out four plates of food to homeless people in a South Florida park. Then police stopped the 90-year-old from serving up another bite.
"An officer said, 'Drop that plate right now -- like I had a weapon,'" Abbott said.


In the 1980s, the mayor of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, Robert Cox (R), wanted to poison the dumpsters because the homeless were eating from them. At the same time Cox, along with Rep. E Clay Shaw (R- FL)  wanted to spray poison (paraquat) on marijuana plants so the users would get sick. Neither idea won over the public. Today, I think it might win over the public in Floriduh.




Republicans surprised to learn Obama still president for two more years. “I thought we voted him out yesterday?”- Top Conservative Cat










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Remember the lesson of the humbled George W. Bush: Invade Iraq harder and let the global economy crash.- LOLGOP










AHNC's View on the Midterm Elections

Will Rogers said about 70 years ago: I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat.

Some things don't change.

Fear or hope is what motivates people to vote.

Nixon used fear and won the presidency twice.

The GOP effectively uses fear, with one exception Ronald Reagan, who disguised fear as hope and won twice. And then left the largest deficit this country had ever seen coupled with the Iran/Contra mess he and Papa Bush created whose tentacles extended from Iran to Central America.

Papa Bush used Willie Horton to scare the bejesus out of people and he was elected and then pardoned the Iran/Contra convicted felons when he got into office. Thank God, Bill Clinton came along.

Clinton used hope and the truth about the GOP and won twice and had a wonderful presidency until the GOP impeached him for cheating on his wife.

Obama used hope and the truth about the GOP and won twice.

The Democrats would have won more elections this cycle by doing one thing....supporting their SUCCESSFUL president instead of running away from him as Allison Grimes did in the Kentucky Senate race. All they had to say was, President Obama singlehandedly took on the mess Bush and the GOP left for him, with no help from the party of NO. No help from the GOP Congress.  NADA. ZILCH. And Obama brought this country out of the recession.

Obama did it alone, he turned around the 800,000 monthly job losses Bush and the GOP created when he took office, reformed sky rocketing health insurance costs and gave 10 million people coverage..etc...the DEMS abandoned Obama and they lost to a Congress that had a 10% approval rating.

They're not only unorganized as Will Rogers stated decades ago, the Democratic politicians evolved into weenies scared of their own successful shadow.

Obama fought for us. I remember when Obamacare was passed. I was sitting in a hotel room after a round of chemotherapy in San Jose, Costa Rica. I had to leave the country to find healthcare because my own country wouldn't help me or my pos husband.

That night Obamacare passed, I broke down in tears knowing that people wouldn't die as I would have, without treatment. I loved that man for all the good he did for the U.S. I was so proud of my country at that moment.

I broke down in tears again when my fellow Democrats abandoned our president on Tuesday. He fought for us and we left him blowing in the wind, with all his accomplishments, and lost to the party of stupid.

I want my president to fight for our rights as human beings.

The only Democrats that I know who will do that, are Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. They're not afraid of the GOP. They call them out and MAKE THEM ACCOUNTABLE.

That's the lesson Democratic politicians and voters, need to learn, you must fight the fire breathing dragon not with a fire hose but with a sword as you go for the jugular.



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Next month AHNC will be 14 years old.

Bartcop and Buzzflash were the only Democratic websites I knew at the time. They both ran my phototoons, or memes as they are called today and gave me great exposure. Several other similar Democrat websites emerged but most disappeared.

I pray to God I'm around when AHNC turns 15.  :)








Republican Shenanigans





I like when people leave Congress 'for more time with their family.' Cos those guys only get , like, 150 days off per year.- John Fugelsang






The Party Of Stupid Is Going To Ruin Our Air, Water and Anything Else They Can. 
The Senate’s top environmental job is about to fall to Jim Inhofe, one of the biggest names in US climate denial, but campaigners say Barack Obama will fight to protect his global warming agenda.




McConnell: A government shutdown will only get in the way of impeachment.- LOLGOP







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CNN now projects two years of Republicans reminding people why they don't like Republicans.- LOLGOP




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CNN now projects that we'll get the first articles of impeachment by February.- LOLGOP






Karl Rove Celebrating Election Night. Could He Have Picked A Dumber Looking Cowboy Hat?


Or him?



I'm glad Fox isn't on my TV here in Costa Rica.



Email

Lisa,
Yesterday was the most depressing AHNC I have ever seen.
Hugs,
Joe


Joe, You're absolutely right. Even I get depressed. Amazing, huh?
Hugs to you too!











Business/Tech News



GOP: Life begins at pre-ejaculate but climate change won't start until the oil industry can make cash off it.- LOLGOP




From Erin Brockovich's Facebook Page





Anonymous Money Is Not Free Speech, It's Bribery Money From Citizen's United and The US Supreme Court
Don’t think Citizens United made a difference for the GOP in Tuesday’s midterms? The plaintiff in the landmark Supreme Court case thinks so.

“Citizens United, our Supreme Court case, leveled the playing field, and we’re very proud of the impact that had in last night’s election,” said David Bossie, chairman of the conservative advocacy organization.




Hmmm...it's National Men Make Dinner Day and National Nachos Day. So, how's that going to work? Add a six-pack of beer to a bag of tortilla chips? - Cindy, AHNC viewer on Facebook






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Torres del Paine ,Chile.

Peace, I'm wishing and hoping!

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

The Party of NO


A weakened President Barack Obama and emboldened Republican leaders in Congress began adjusting to a new political dynamic Wednesday after voters coast to coast used the midterm elections to sharpen the dividing lines in an already divided government.


It's all over, folks. The American public put the Republicans back in power, through the
GOP crafty voting mechanisms and the media. 

I wish I could think of something clever and funny to say to soothe our pain.

In a few short years the damage that will be done by the Republicans will bring the US to its knees.
Obama saved this country singlehandedly, with NO help from the party of NO since 2009. 

Any Republican will win the presidency. The votes aren't ours anymore.

We've been Koched.




The only thing Democrats turned blue yesterday was me :(  - LOLGOP







All we can do now is watch and wait.

Peace? Forget about it.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Impeach Obama!






These are the people who believe a Republican Congress will impeach President Obama
It's two months after National Impeach Obama week, and the president is still the president. It could be because two-thirds of the country are against impeachment, according to a July CNN poll. Or, if you're a member of a small but vocal group of activists, it could be simply because Republicans have to win the Senate first.



Yep, if the GOP wins the Senate and keeps the House, they'll impeach Obama and Biden, then we can all say hello to President John Boehner.



I don't want to disappoint a lot of angry voters out there, but even if Republicans gain control of the Senate, the President will still be black.- Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Nancy Pelosi Said Impeachment Was Off The Table When She Was Speaker Of The House
 Valerie Plame says former Vice President Dick Cheney is a traitor for allegedly having outed her in 2003 as an undercover CIA operative overseas.
It’s now been more than a decade since Plame found herself in the center of a political firestorm.




Happy Election Day - bought & paid for shills/science deniers/fake Christians take the Senate; comedians thank good people for not voting.- John Fugelsang









More Problems In Ferguson
A Florissant, Missouri woman says that police in Ferguson shot her in the head while she was leaving a rally supporting slain teen Michael Brown.

However, according to the Riverfront Times, the bullet that doctors removed from Mya Aaten-White’s head in August has vanished and police claim she was gunned down by unknown assailants in a drive-by shooting.



Republican Shenanigans


EARLY EXIT POLLS: 0% of Republicans are scientists. - LOLGOP








Obama Orders Blacks To Be Violent
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones asserted on Monday that President Barack Obama had inspired black men to commit violent acts throughout the country, and that they had given a “green light” to kidnap the girlfriend of one of his friends.




All those who vote for Republicans shall suffer difficulties with urination and high blood pressure. SMITE! - The Good God Above Tweet








No Voting Info For You, Georgians
Voters looking for their polling place information before work on Tuesday were out of luck in the state of Georgia. The state’s “My Voter Page” went offline sometime Tuesday morning and is still currently inoperable.



America has all the free dumb you can handle- The Good God Above Tweet








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Thou shalt vote today or thou shalt be ruled by idiots forever.- The Good God Above Tweet




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Game of Thrones now has 3 characters who are castrated eunuchs; a casting feat matched only by the modern Democratic Party.- John Fugelsang









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NRA REMINDER: "Under Stand Your Ground you can legally shoot someone who you fear may vote differently than you. At least in Florida."- Top Conservative Cat








GOP Ruined By Tea Party Claims Republican
If the polls hold, 2014 should be a banner year for Republicans. But Jon Hunstman Sr., a self-described "lifelong Republican" and former special assistant to President Richard Nixon, is looking ahead with concern about the Grand Old Party's 2016 prospects.

"The Tea Party has completely captivated and ruined the Republican Party today and they'll show this in 2016," says Hunstman, author of Barefoot to Billionaire. "Unless a Jeb Bush comes in or John Huntsman Jr., the Republicans don't have a prayer."








Hard to believe the GOP would be silly enough to not raise the minimum wage before 2016. But not that hard.- LOLGOP





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This is the USA on the moon, where we might as well be if Republicans win today.

Peace.

Monday, November 3, 2014

Midterm election rides wave of anger at incumbents





Midterm election rides wave of anger at incumbents
The costliest midterm election in history draws to a bitter close with control of the Senate tilting toward Republicans even as governors, in red and blue states alike, face a well of anti-incumbent anger from New England to the Rocky Mountains.




Crazy idea here. How about laws that make it harder to shoot people and easier to vote? - LOLGOP









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





News Outlets Can't Afford To Cover The News
Cash-strapped news outlets looking to cover President Obama's trip to Asia next month may find it difficult to do so. Not because the trip isn't newsworthy -- it is -- but because there are at least 60,000 dollar-shaped reasons not to.



Why does every election analysis ignore that Republicans have their own propaganda TV network that just spews lies all day and all night?- Dave Johnson Tweet








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Congress has an approval rating below 12% which is why the media keeps reminding you Obama's approval rating is only 42%.-John Fugelsang




GOP Says They'll Go To Work IF They Control Congress!
 Republicans said on Sunday they will break the legislative stalemate that has paralyzed Washington for the past several years if they win control of the Senate in the upcoming congressional elections. 








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So How's Boehner's Lawsuit Against Obama Going?
House Speaker John Boehner’s still-unfiled lawsuit against President Barack Obama for exceeding his constitutional power is in more trouble.
For the second time in two months, a major law firm has ceased work on the lawsuit, sources say.

Computer security experts say that a video released by former CBS News reporter Sharyl Attkisson appears to show her computer "malfunction[ing]," likely due to a stuck backspace key, not being hacked by government agents as she had suggested.










Remember that voice on AOL that said "you've got mail"? Turns out it was the NSA. - Jokeblogger.com












I Forgot To Mention: A Volcano Blew Its Top Here In Costa Rica
Satellites belonging to the United States space agency, NASA, captured images of a “blanket” of sulfur dioxide over western Costa Rica a day after the Turrialba volcano began erupting last Wednesday.







If you make minimum wage or have a uterus, you should recuse yourself from voting tomorrow since you might be biased towards Democrats.- Top Conservative Cat




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Ferguson Police Lied
The U.S. government agreed to a police request to restrict more than 37 square miles of airspace surrounding Ferguson, Missouri, for 12 days in August for safety, but audio recordings show that local authorities privately acknowledged the purpose was to keep away news helicopters during violent street protests over the shooting of an unarmed black teen by a white police officer.



You can refinance your car. You can refinance your home. So why can’t you refinance your student loans? - Sen. Al Franken Tweet








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85 people are worth more than half the people on earth but raising the minimum wage will hurt the economy. - LOLGOP








Ebola Scare In My Neck Of The Woods
Costa Rican health authorities were placed on alert over the weekend when authorities arrested 14 illegal immigrants from Somalia in Cañas, Guanacaste, at least one of which complained of Ebola-like symptoms.
Those exhibiting symptoms were taken to the Cañas Comprehensive Healthcare Center where tests confirmed that the symptoms were caused by the influenza virus, not Ebola.




Right now, Turkeys are being advised to get their affairs in order. - Jokeblogger.com







Instead of a napkin, I put a tortilla shell on my lap. Whatever falls I can eat. - Jokeblogger.com






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The Northern lights in Norway being celebrated by a lone brave soul.

Peace.