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Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Top House Oversight Democrat demands answers on Reflecting Pool renovation ‘failure’

Top House Oversight Democrat demands answers on Reflecting Pool renovation ‘failure’

Rep. Robert Garcia (D-Calif.), the ranking member on the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, is demanding answers about the renovation work...

You think they're ever gonna admit the Epstein sh*t? These wockaflockas won't even admit he hired the wrong pool boy. - George Wallace

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Dear Leader is threatening to take over the Strait of Hormuz.
Which is pretty bold considering he couldn’t manage a reflecting pool. - Mickey Lenin

Trump's Fences Have A Bad Batting Average. Just Sayin'

The Interior Department added fencing around the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on Tuesday amid reports of vandalism.

“With the increase in vandalism by leftist activists, the fencing is going up earlier than originally planned to ensure no more damage is done to this historic site,” an Interior Department spokesperson told The Hill, noting that fencing is usually added during Fourth of July celebrations to ensure public safety.

Trump managed to get defeated by Iran, algae, the Prime Minister of Italy, blue paint, and the clasp on the Medal of Honor all in the same week. - True Blue

Republican Shenanigans

It’s Amazon Prime Day but no one cares because everyone’s broke. -Stealth EQ

Gee, Do Americans Want Affordable Housing or More Rules For Voting?

U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday canceled a planned signing of bipartisan legislation aimed at ‌speeding up the construction and availability of more affordable housing.

"Today's ‌Housing News Conference and Signing is hereby cancelled until such time as we pass the desperately needed SAVE AMERICA ACT, which I consider to be a National Emergency," Trump said in a post on Truth Social.

Folks...Under Article I, Section 7 of the Constitution, if a bill is presented to the president and he neither signs nor vetoes it within 10 days (excluding Sundays), it becomes law automatically provided Congress remains in session. - Symone D. Sanders Townsend

REPUBLICAN SEN. TILLIS: “What Freakin’ parallel universe did I wake up in? You’re telling me — if it’s true — damaging the reflecting pool lining is something Pirro wants to prosecute… yet they’re releasing people who pled guilty to assaulting officers?”

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Mayor Zohran Mamdani is living proof that both sides of the American political parties have gaslit us into believing that they can't implement any real change - Ariana Jasmine

Kennedy Center Update. LOL.
A federal judge has ordered President Donald Trump’s administration to explain why it put up a tarp and scaffolding on the façade of the Kennedy Center and why it is still up after the president’s name was removed pursuant to a previous order from the court.

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine. - Oreva

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Business/Tech News

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now. - MP Arizona

Ya Don't Say...
Bill Gates told US lawmakers he believed Jeffrey Epstein may have been considering blackmailing him, according to transcripts released Tuesday by the House Oversight Committee.

It will be at least 40 years before our loved and lovely America recovers from the wounds this selfish, stupid, and ego-driven man has inflicted. That it will recover seems certain to me, but it will leave scars. - Stephen King

As temperatures warm up, please remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 10:30 a.m. and November 1.

If you are planning on doing crime, please do it outside our jurisdiction. - Greensboro Police Department tweet

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Yikes!

I went to the ATM to take out $100. The Costa Rica colon is strong against the US dollar plus ATM fees at $5.50, so, to withdraw 100 bucks cost $116.25. Ouch. Last year this time it was under $91.

Thanks, Trump.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2026

What's going on with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool? Trump blames vandals, announces arrests and vows to fix it again.

What's going on with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool? Trump blames vandals, announces arrests and vows to fix it again.

The president said that work would begin immediately to fix the Reflecting Pool, which turned green and saw its new coat of paint peel just...

Five Mexican guys could have fixed the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in one weekend, but we deported them. - Jesus Chrysler

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

$14M to anyone that can provide a video of someone making a 300 foot cut in the reflecting pool in one of the most surveilled public areas in America - Cooper

Iran sent people with PhDs to negotiate with American real estate agents and yet people are wondering how Iran got everything they wanted. - Covie

Remember That Missing Fighter Pilot Shot Down Over Iran...
A US fighter jet pilot rescued by special forces after being shot down over Iran in April described a shocking sight before ejecting from his aircraft: multiple Iranian drones hovering in the air, moving as one, in a formation that resembled a jellyfish, according to four sources familiar with the matter.

The thing about the reflecting pool and the Kennedy Center is they were doing just fine until Trump got involved. Just like the economy. - MP Arizona

Republican Shenanigans

I haven't gotten a clear answer on this yet: if Democrats cheat in every election, why do we have a Republican house, senate, and white house and SCOTUS? - James Tate

ICE Is Starting Their Engines
A federal appeals court on Tuesday ruled in favor of the Trump administration’s efforts to fast-track deportations for undocumented immigrants across the country through an expedited process that’s typically reserved for individuals who recently crossed the southern border.

Vance Furious After ChatGPT Keeps Recommending Obama's Nuclear Deal - Andy Borowitz

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“If destruction of government property is a crime, I wonder what they’ll do to the man who tore down the East Wing without a permit.”
~David Frum

The Dumbest of Conspiracy Theories...
Dr. Anthony Fauci is facing a subpoena from Senate Homeland Security Chairman Rand Paul (R-Ky.) to appear before his committee in July...Paul has been laser-focused on Fauci, the nation’s former top infectious diseases doctor, for his role in allegedly covering up the U.S.’s involvement in risky viral research in a Chinese lab that he says created the virus that caused the COVID-19 pandemic.

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Business/Tech News

Zuckerberg Forbids Facebook Employees from Hydrating to Save All Company’s Water for AI - Andy Borowitz

I gotta be honest we’d probably be better off if Y2K had actually ruined all the computers back in 2000 - Thrilla the Gorilla

My mom just got a prescription for a new wheelchair.

AFTER insurance, she's being charged 600. Luckily she has a second insurance that is covering that portion.

Looked up the exact model number on Amazon, it's only 250 bucks there.

The US healthcare system in a nutshell. - Chris Alvino

wE SHouLn'T fEaR Ai

A group of intelligence agencies from across the world, including the U.S., warned on Monday that artificial intelligence is “rapidly transforming” the cybersecurity risks, urging global leaders to “act swiftly” to stay ahead of malicious actors.

The Five Eyes group, including the U.S., U.K., Canada, Australia and New Zealand, said in a joint statement that AI’s impacts on defensive and offensive cyber threats is not happening in years, but months.

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear. - omgsidewalks

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Peace.

Monday, June 22, 2026

Dershowitz to sit for questioning in House Epstein probe

Dershowitz to sit for questioning in House Epstein probe

Alan Dershowitz, a former defense attorney for late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, will appear before the House Oversight Committee on July 20 for a transcribed interview, according to two sources familiar with the planning.

Let’s see who am I going to believe, an Epstein sex trafficked child-victim or the Israeli supporting Zionist, Epstein class lawyer, Alan Dershowitz? - MJ

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Why hasn’t Kash Patel caught the terrorists who supposedly dumped chemicals into the reflecting pool? There are security cameras operating 24-7. - Kimbo

Isn't This Blackmail?
The Trump administration is threatening to withhold tens of millions of dollars in federal homeland security funds from states unless they adopt a sweeping set of election changes, according to multiple sources and internal documents obtained by CNN.

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT touch any floating paint chips in the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool. Donald Trump will charge you with international terrorism and have your family deported to a Siberian gulag - Liam Nissan

Republican Shenanigans

Reporter: Are the contractors who did the initial work with a reflecting pool, are they to blame for the current condition?

Trump: No, we had vandalism. I think 300 ft slit right through, probably a box cutter or a knife of some kind or we had people lifting up. 5 people are under investigation.

The Odd Thing About This Feud Is That Meloni Was a Trump Supporter

President Donald Trump kept his feud with Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni going on Sunday while simultaneously bashing NATO for being a bunch of freeloading ingrates who did nothing to help the USA in its war against Iran.

Remember when a kid got years in North Korean prison for stealing a poster and everyone was like “what a terrifying country!” and now Americans are facing years in prison for touching floating paint chips...?? - Maryam

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Shoutout to all the fathers who remained by their wives' side after she had just given birth instead of going to meet a pornstar for sex and paying her $130,000 to remain quiet about it. - Covie

Musk To Sue Ro Khanna. LOL.

Elon Musk said he is going to sue Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) on Monday, one day after the liberal lawmaker claimed the SpaceX boss “possibly sentenced to death” 4.5 million kids with his DOGE budget cuts.

“Time to sue this liar,” Musk posted in response to a New York Post story about Khanna’s comments.

I'm proud to announce an additional $1.3 BILLION in private investment coming to California via
@CAGoBiz
That means 2,000+ new jobs and quality, good-paying opportunities for Californians in every region of our state. - Gov. Gavin Newsom

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Business/Tech News

This is your friendly reminder that data centres don’t actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it’s the cheapest way to do it. - Oreva

Apparently, The Trump Brand Is Hated In Albania. Ivanka Must Be Heartbroken That The Island She Discovered Wants To Kick Her A** Out.

Albanian protesters have torn down a construction site during ongoing demonstrations against a Jared Kushner-backed luxury resort.

Since May, demonstrators have gathered outside the construction site of the multi-billion-euro project linked to Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

They say that plans for the development on Sazan Island and a site at Zvernec, near the coastal city of Vlora, pose a threat to flamingos and other wildlife and eco-systems.

Footage shows protesters, many carrying Albanian flags, toppling containers and tearing down temporary buildings at the site.

Prime Minister Edil Rama is facing calls to resign after backing the development.

The longer I live on this planet, the more i understand why geese just randomly attack people. - Jum

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