Thursday, September 26, 2019

Nunes Accuses House Intel Democrats of Trying to ‘Obtain Nude Pictures of Trump’

Nunes Accuses House Intel Democrats of Trying to ‘Obtain Nude Pictures of Trump’
House Intelligence Committee ranking Republican Devin Nunes (CA) accused Democrats of “trying to obtain nude pictures” of Donald Trump during his full-throttle rebuke of the new whistleblower report on the president’s conduct.


Man Blowing Whistle Attacked By Men Blowing Trump. - Andy Borowitz



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Kim Jong Un Turns Down Trump’s Request For Asylum - Andy Borowitz




Apart from golfing, throwing people under the bus is the only exercise Donald Trump gets. - Middle Age Rio


Isn't this Witness Tampering? Why, Yes. Yes, It Is!
President Trump expressed disgust Thursday morning with the explosive whistleblower complaint, slamming the intelligence officer and the White House aides who helped him or her as “almost a spy” and suggested it was treason.






I know the media spin is that impeachment holds risks for both Dems and GOP. but I only see one side this week w/ flop sweats....and it’s not Dems. - Eric Boehlert


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Word of the day seems to be ‘unprecedented’
Tomorrow’s word will be ‘unpresidented’ - Roland Scahill


We're Watching A Slow Motion Meltdown
Rudy Giuliani was nearly shouting in my phone call with him. “It is impossible that the whistle-blower is a hero and I’m not. And I will be the hero! These morons—when this is over, I will be the hero,” he told me.




Trump is a special kinda evil. What’s happening between Ukraine and Russia is tantamount to say, a woman getting viciously attacked. She manages to escape and is running along the road when Trump pulls up... Yet, he’ll only agree to help her if she promises to do you know what... - Cyrus McQueen






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After years of vilifiyin' Hillary Clinton for her emails, the Trumpublican Crime Syndicate will be brought down by a  "secret server." - Tea Pain


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White House Accidentally Emails Pee Video To Nancy Pelosi - Andy Borowitz


New York Times Outs Whistleblower
The whistleblower whose complaint alleged that President Trump tried to get Ukraine to launch an investigation into former Vice President Joe Biden is a CIA officer, The New York Times reported Thursday, citing three people familiar with his identity.





What’s the most appropriate food to serve at a #TrumpImpeachmentParty? Dried-out steaks with ketchup, or hamberders from a resort with multiple health code violations? - Bette Midler

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Serious Question: What do we do with Trump after he leaves office? He knows classified information, cares only about himself, can’t keep his mouth shut, and will remain a threat to national security until the day he dies. - TDP tweet




Boeing Should Know Better
The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) is criticizing the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) for its certification process for Boeing planes, saying the tests underestimated the time pilots need to diagnose a problem.
The board released a series of recommendations Thursday for the FAA to consider when evaluating Boeing plans. The report comes in the wake of the Trump administration grounding Boeing 737 Max 8 and Max 9 aircraft earlier this year following a pair of crashes that left hundreds dead.


In Russia, Trump filmed the pee-tape. But in the end, it’s Ukraine that’s finally going to f-ck him. - Chelsea Handler




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An Arizona rain storm. Is that a machete sticking out of the ground?

Peace.


Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Will there be a Gerald Ford redux?

Senate GOP vows to quash impeachment articles
Senate Republicans are vowing to quickly quash any articles of impeachment that pass the House and warn that Democrats will feel a political backlash if they go forward and impeach President Trump.
Republican senators say there are no grounds to impeach Trump and are daring Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to embark on what they dismiss as a fool’s errand that will turn off swing voters.



I hope the whistleblower has a small army of bodyguards.


Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Whistles. - Andy Borowitz




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The president of the United States has betrayed our country. 
That’s not a political statement—it’s a harsh reality, and we must act. 
He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. 
I support impeachment. - Hillary Clinton 






READ: Transcript of Trump's call with Ukrainian president


So if I'm reading this right, it appears Giuliani fed Trump some absolutely bonkers Biden/Ukraine conspiracy theory and Trump just ran with it and now he's going to get impeached. 
Best. Personal lawyer. Ever. - Rex Huppke






I Wonder if Giuliani Will Exit Gracefully. Haha, I made a Joke.
Officials inside the Trump administration are laying President Donald Trump’s perilous political future at the feet of his personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, who they say conducted a disastrous shadow foreign policy when it came to Ukraine: “Rudy — he did all this…This shitshow that we’re in — it’s him injecting himself in the process.”


The only thing dumber than asking a foreign power to help you win a presidential election is asking 2 foreign powers to help you win 2 presidential elections. - OhNoSheTwint





Republican Shenanigans

Study: Millions of Taxpayer Dollars Could Be Saved By Impeaching Pence At Same Time. - Andy Borowitz





Trump's on a Losing Streak
The U.S. Senate on Wednesday voted for a second time to terminate the national emergency on the southern border that President Donald Trump declared in February, a measure that almost certainly would face a veto if it reaches Trump’s desk.


That transcript...
I feel like a smoking gun just fell out of Trump’s yoga pants. - The Hoarse Whisperer




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Somewhere John Boehner is rocking in a hammock, stoned off his ass, laughing and laughing and laughing. - driftglass tweet







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The key difference between the Trump impeachment and the Clinton impeachment is that Trump has been screwing the entire country. - Andy Borowitz


The Current State of the White House
The White House on Wednesday inadvertently sent out its GOP talking points on President Trump's Ukrainian  phone call to House Democrats.
Aaron Fritschner, the communications director for Rep. Don Beyer (D-Va.), said that "numerous Dem colleagues" received the email at 11:22 a.m., followed by a White House request to recall the email at 12:02 p.m. Fritschner said Beyer's office doesn't do email recalls.





Boris Johnson Relieved That He Is Not Most F-cked World Leader Right Now. - Andy Borowitz



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Congrats to the entire Trump administration on somehow managing to be ever dumber than they are evil.- OhNoSheTwint







China Throws Shade at Trump
China's top diplomat hit back at U.S. criticism of its trade and development model on Tuesday, saying Beijing had no intention to "play the Game of Thrones on the world stage" but warned Washington to respect its sovereignty, including in Hong Kong.








One of the Many Reasons I 💗 Costa Rica
The United Nations has selected Costa Rica as its 2019 Champions of the Earth award for policy leadership, the organization announced Friday.
Citing Costa Rica’s plan to decarbonize its economy by 2050, the UN says the Central American country “sets an example for the region and for the world.”


Impeachment at last
Impeachment at last 
Thank God Almighty 
Impeachment at last. - Philippe Reines 





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I don't know about you but I roll up my car windows when I see a bear.

Peace.


Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Trump, facing impeachment calls, delivers warning to globalists at UN

Trump, facing impeachment calls, delivers warning to globalists at UN
President Trump, facing growing calls for impeachment from Democrats over the evolving Ukraine controversy, on Tuesday promoted the benefits of isolationism and patriotism to a gathering of international leaders at the United Nations.


So are the Democrats waiting for Trump to *literally* shoot someone on Fifth Ave before they'll impeach him? I mean, with this guy, it could happen before the end of the year.  Asking for a friend.  My country. - Bette Midler


BREAKING NEWSPelosi to announce formal impeachment inquiry of Trump





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

"How has this bastard not been impeached yet?" Nixon asks in hell. - Andy Borowitz





Biden Is So Close For Calling For Impeachment. So Close.
Former Vice President Biden is slated to announce on Tuesday that he will support impeaching President Trump if the White House does not cooperate in Congress' whistleblower inquiry. 
"He's going to make the point that Trump’s latest abuses are on top of all of his prior abuses," a campaign spokesman told The Hill.






Raise your hand if you think Greta Thunberg is more intelligent than every member of the GOP. - Sergio




Republican Shenanigans

If Greta Thunberg was out there telling the world that hurricanes happen because God hates abortion, the same people attacking her would be calling her the second coming of Christ.- OhNoSheTwitnt


Trump NOT Nominated for Nobel Prize
Greta Thunberg, the Swedish schoolgirl who has inspired an international movement to fight climate change, has been nominated as a candidate to receive this year's Nobel Peace Prize.
The 16-year-old was nominated by three Norwegian MPs.
If she were to win, she would be the youngest recipient since Pakistan's Malala Yousafzai, who was 17 when she received the prize.





Trump: “Climate change is a hoax.”

Greta Thunberg: “Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money & fairytales of eternal economic growth.”

That’s why Greta’s nominated for a Nobel Peace prize and Trump’s not. - Ryan Knight

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How many treasons does Trump have to do before it equals the time Obama wore a tan suit? - OhNoSheTwitnt


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Still can’t fathom how the Democrats acted with greater urgency & swiftness to force Al Franken from the Senate, then they’re willing to act to force a corrupt, criminal, treasonous, white supremacist racist -of the opposition party- from the most important office in the land. - Fernand R. Amandi


Is Giuliani Doing A CYA Move?
A significant issue in the ever-evolving whistleblower scandal currently occupying the political mediasphere is whether or not the Trump administration explicitly sent Rudy Giuliani to Ukraine on his mission to collect dirt on Hunter Biden’s business dealings as means for opposition research on his father, former Vice President Joe Biden...“I wasn’t operating on my own. I was operating at the request of the State Department”





Hillary Clinton Baffled That Trump Has Not Blamed Her For Ukraine Scandal - Andy Borowitz 


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Business/Tech News

Why the hell is it “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts”? - Andrea Junker



Trump Tower Jewel Heist: Possibly an Inside Job. Possibly Eric Trump?
More than $350,000 in diamonds, emeralds and sapphires has been stolen from apartments inside Trump Tower, according to police.
The thefts occurred in two separate incidents, in which residents at the Manhattan skyscraper — where President Trump lives when in New York — returned from vacation to find they were missing valuable jewelry.







The UN has updated its blowup doll collection in honor of 
The Women of Trump



Am I the only person in the free world world that has never had a pumpkin spiced latte at Starbucks?




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I hope these frogs in a flower bring a smile to your face.

Peace.