The ALL Comey Edition Today

Comey Accuses White House Of 'Lies, Plain And Simple'
Former FBI Director James Comey told the Senate Intelligence Committee Thursday morning that he was "confused" and "increasingly concerned" about the "shifting explanations" President Trump gave for his firing just over a ...



I watched the entire testimony of Comey. I believed him except for the Hillary digs. I'm surprised Trump hasn't arrested Comey for admitting to leaks.



After listening to Comey today and Trump for last 4 and a half months, I have a clear opinion on which one is the actual "nut job." - Stephen King

If Trump had been marched away in hand cuffs today, Fox News would have reported, "Trump receives new jewelry from Dept of Justice!" - Tea Pain

McCain Couldn't Gather His Thoughts. Really.
The strangest moment of the nearly three-hour Senate intelligence committee hearing featuring testimony from fired FBI Director James Comey came at the very end. And it came courtesy of a somewhat-unlikely source: Arizona Sen. John McCain.




Just checked the Constitution to see if Trump is impeached that McCain doesn’t somehow take over. We’re good. - Andy Borowitz

It's a conehead haircut, what's it to ya?

Trey Gowdy Who Chaired Failed Benghazi Investigation Is Chosen To Head Probe Of Trump
The Republican Steering Committee on Thursday backed Rep. Trey Gowdy to become the next chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.
The move — if confirmed by the full Republican Conference — would put the South Carolina Republican at the helm of a contentious probe into President Donald Trump's decision to fire FBI Director James Comey. Gowdy, a former federal prosecutor, is known for chairing the House Benghazi investigation...

White House on Lockdown After Television is Hurled Out Window. - Andy Borowitz


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If it seems as if Trump's lawyer has no idea what he's talking about, just remember: Trump's lawyer is a real estate attorney. - Jeff Tiedrich



Trump's Lawyer Blames Comey
President Trump's outside lawyer flatly denied that the president ever asked former FBI Director James Comey for a pledge of loyalty, and he accused Comey of disclosing privileged communications with the president to the news media, without authorization.

The WH kept Trump off Twitter during Comey’s testimony. I’m guessing they hid his phone in a salad. - Chelsea Handler

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Walmart Fashionista, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says The President Is Not A Liar 
The White House has declined to answer most questions about former FBI Director James Comey's testimony, except this one: Is the president a liar? The question was prompted after Comey said on Thursday during his testimony that he feared the president ...

"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." –Joan Rivers, who was born on this day in 1933

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Time To Deflate Photo

An underwater view of National Park of American Samoa. Located some 2,600 miles southwest of Hawai'i, this is one of the most remote national parks in the United States. It includes sections of three islands -- Tutuila, Ta'ū, and Ofu -- and about 4,000 acres of the park is underwater, offshore from all three islands. This photo was taken at the Ofu unit, which has a shallow protected reef with a great diversity of coral cover fish. Photo by National Park Service

Peace.

It's all gonna Comey down to Russia

Intelligence chiefs won't say if Trump asked them to downplay Russia probe
(CNN) Two US intelligence agency chiefs refused to say on the record Wednesday whether President Donald Trump asked them to downplay investigations into whether there was collusion between Russia and Trump's presidential campaign last year.


I don't get how anyone sane accepts a political appointment from Trump right now. It's like volunteering as a tribute for the Hunger Games. - Anna Navarro

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Iran Assails Saudi Arabia After Pair of Deadly Terrorist Attacks
• Death toll rises to 8 in London Bridge attack after body is found in river
• North Korea slams Trump's decision to pull out of Paris accord as 'the height of egotism'
• Acting US ambassador to China quit over Trump climate decision
• Senators introduce military 'revenge porn' bill

Trump Wanted Cloud Lifted
President Trump wanted then-FBI Director James Comey to "lift the cloud" over his administration caused by the investigation into Russian election interference.

Only in a Trump White House can Jeff Sessions keep his job for lyin' to Congress but lose it for not obstructing justice.- Tea Pain



Republican Shenanigans

• CNN's Toobin: Comey testimony establishes Trump obstructed justice
• Republican Senators Dining, Meeting With Trump Two Days Before FBI Director
• Eric Trump calls father's critics 'not even people'
• Trump blocked some people from his Twitter account. Is that unconstitutional?
• Palin accidentally bashes Florida Republicans in Paris accord meme
• Kansas Republicans raise taxes, ending their GOP governor's 'real live experiment' in conservative policy
• '‘How does he not contradict himself?’ Sarah Huckabee Sanders struggles to make sense of Trump’s tweets

Hey Sarah! Here's Some Suggestions From the 

AHNC House Of Fashion Sense

There, fixed it. You're welcome!

I want my job back.

Trump Nominates FBI Chief On Twitter
President Donald Trump announced Wednesday he plans to nominate Christopher A. Wray, the former assistant attorney general in charge of the Justice Criminal...








"Democrats aren't people," says Eric Trump, shedding his skin to reveal his chitinous exoskeleton. - Jeff Tiedrich

"Democrats are not even people" will be Eric's prison tattoo. - Tea Pain


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David Duke says Jews aren't white. Eric Trump says Democrats aren't people. So I guess today begins my new life as a purple dragon. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏



Rock The Voter News

• Obama says Paris accord will succeed even with the 'temporary absence' of US
• Obama and Trudeau Have A Liverpool House Dinner Date in Montreal
• Michelle Obama Reveals Barack 'Wore That Same Tux' For Years

Putin Doesn't Have Bad Days Because He's Not Female
Russian President Vladimir Putin is always at his best, he tells director Oliver Stone in a new documentary called "The Putin Interviews" that will air on Showtime June 12-15. The politician attributes his stamina and stability in part to the fact that he's a man..."I am not a woman, so I don't have bad days,"...








In her 11 hrs of Benghazi questions did Hillary ever say she didn't "feel" like answering Q? - Eric Boehlert‏

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Business/Tech News

• Oil slides as rising US crude, gasoline inventories surprise
• Philippines partially lifts Qatar workers ban
• Air traffic privatization plan hits turbulence in Congress
• Consumers increased borrowing by smallest amount since 2011

Tomorrow, me and 12 friends are going to an ESPN Zone to watch the former head of the FBI testify before Congress. - Conan O'Brien

Trump Comfort Inns In Red States?
Those familiar red and blue maps show the states that supported Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election, and now those same maps show another pattern: the locations where the Trump Organization could open a new chain of budget-friendly hotels ...




Hello, @realDonaldTrump, it's me with a small reminder for you: We're still NOT paying for your #FuckingWall. - Vicente Fox Quesada‏, former President of Mexico

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Odd News

• Mysterious Hole Spotted on Mars
• Discovery in Morocco alters history of Homo sapiens
• New vaccine blocks heroin high in early study
• Massachusetts medical pot dispensary selling marijuana pizza
• Feathered frenzy: Peacock breaks bottles inside liquor store

Time To Deflate Photo

Multnomah Falls in Portland, Oregon. I am not fond of heights, especially looking down a water fall but I love to look at the photo, in complete safety.

Peace.

Follow the leaks

Intelligence contractor is charged in first criminal leak case of Trump era
An intelligence contractor was charged with sending a classified report about Russia's interference in the 2016 election to the news media, the Justice Department announced Monday, the first criminal leak case under President Donald Trump...The Justice Department announced the case against the contractor, Reality Leigh Winner, 25...



As a European, I am addicted to US politics, it's the best reality show in the world. - Karl Laur

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Trump jumps into worsening dispute between Qatar and powerful bloc of Arab countries
• Donald Trump challenges Sadiq Khan to IQ test
• Eric Trump: Russia probe ‘the greatest hoax of all time’
• Tillerson: Trump wants me to fix US-Russia relations
• Officer attacked with hammer by Notre Dame in Paris
• Cities Are Pushing Back as President Trump Prepares to Cut Anti-Terrorism Funding
• Remembering 73 years since World War II’s D-Day

With all the dangers in the world right now this would be a great time to have a President. - Andy Borowitz

This is a powerful piece of journalism depicting the good, the bad and the ugly. Every American needs to see this. Thank you Arwa Damon.
Mosul: As the battle against ISIS rages on, so does terror, suffering for civilians

Stroking The Orb
Saudi Arabia reportedly spent more than a quarter of a million dollars at President Trump’s Washington hotel as part of their lobbying efforts against a controversial terrorism-related law.







The first criminal charge filed for leaking during the Trump administration is against Reality Winner. Are we living in a satirical novel?- Warren Holstein

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Republican Shenanigans

• Is Trump OK? President’s Mental Stability a 'Serious Problem,' Conservatives Say
• Will Trump Fire Jeff Sessions? President 'Fuming' Over Attorney General, Report Says
• Eric Trump: Sharing profit reports doesn’t ‘blur the lines’ in separating business from president
• On behalf of the entire news media, Mr. Trump: Please, tweet away
• Scott Pruitt absolutely will not say whether Donald Trump believes in climate change
• Sean Spicer: Trump’s tweets are considered ‘official statements’ by the White House
• Comey won’t accuse Trump of obstruction of justice in Congress testimony: report

Trump's America has turned into a place where public servants are chastised for tellin' the truth and despots are praised for tellin' lies. - Tea Pain

Grab The Popcorn For Comey's Testimony
President Donald Trump will reportedly respond live on Twitter as former FBI Director James Comey testifies to a Senate committee this week.
On Thursday, Comey is expected to testify to the Senate Intelligence Committee about his firing and whether Trump attempted to influence the investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 U.S. election.

I do not fully trust this man.

I don't think of it so much as Trump "livetweeting" the Comey hearing as much as it's "liveobstructingofjustice." - LOLGOP

I  serve at the pleasure of the President's tweets.

Meet Trump's White House Lawyer
By day, Don McGahn is a straight-laced lawyer, but by night, he's a long-haired rocker.
In the White House drama that occupies almost every news day — from the firing of the FBI director, to the Russia probe, to the controversial travel bans — there is one crucial name that hardly ever is mentioned publicly: Don McGahn. He is the White House counsel, the president's official lawyer, and his job description puts him at the center of every legal decision made in the White House.




Only in Reality TV America would a Reality Winner try to take down a Reality Host. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

• Speaking in Baltimore, Hillary Clinton praises London mayor for leadership following attack
• Michael Moore launches secure "Trumpileaks" website for Trump whistleblowers 

Have you noticed how Hillary's emails don't seem like a big fcking deal now? - Kona Lowell

These are serious journalists. See the desk.

Morning Joe Has Buyer's Regret After Promoting Trump For 2 Years?
On Tuesday, the gang over at Morning Joe spent about 30 minutes suggesting the President of the United States is mentally unstable. A lot of words like “anxious,” “afraid,” and “crazy” were bandied about.







Mika & Joe LOVED Trump A Year Ago Until They Got Caught Feeding Him Questions






New NSA report sez Russian hacking perhaps penetrated more deeply into election than thought. God, haven’t we all been penetrated enough? - Bette Midler

We don't need laws to stop climate change, God won't allow it. 

We need laws to stop abortion, which God hates but won't do anything about! - Tea Party Cat

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Business/Tech News

• Financial docs show Trump funneled money intended for kids’ cancer treatment to his own businesses
• Amazon launches a low-cost version of Prime for customers on government assistance
• Musician’s hand injured after United Airlines supervisor wrestles away antique violin in baggage dispute
• The White House Exaggerated the Growth of Coal Jobs by About 5000 Percent

Trump said he plans to privatize air traffic control so I look forward to overhearing my drive-thru cashier landing a plane between orders. - Conan O'Brien

Trumpcare Arrives In Ohio By Default
Anthem Inc, one of the largest sellers of Obamacare individual health insurance, will exit most of the Ohio market next year because of volatility and uncertainty about whether the government will continue to provide subsidies aimed at making the plans affordable, it said on Tuesday.
Republicans are trying to cut off the subsidy payments in court proceedings and President Donald Trump has made conflicting statements about whether the government should continue paying them.




Now that Secret Service agents can smoke weed, Trump's code name will definitely change to "Cheeto." - Erik Bransteen

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Odd News

• Twitter users, blocked by Trump, cry censorship
• Video Shows Fight Between McDonald's Employee and 'Hangry' Customer Over McChicken Sandwich
• Inmate planned to escape prison in box, buried in sawdust
• Utah woman buys hand sanitizer and pliers, pulls out 7-year-old son's teeth in a Wal-Mart bathroom
• 911, lemonade emergency! Officers visit wannabe cop's stand

Time To Deflate Photo

 Manihot grahamii or Hardy Tapioca. Its leaves look like marijuana leaves that took LSD.

Peace.