All Hat No Cattle

Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Russians Arrived! The Russians Arrived!

Acting FBI director vows to inform congressional committee if White House tries to upend Russia probe
Acting FBI director Andrew McCabe vowed Thursday that he would tell the Senate Intelligence Committee if the White House tried to interfere with the bureau's probe of possible coordination between the Kremlin and the Trump campaign to influence the ...

WH furious over Russian government photos of Trump meeting with Lavrov/Kislyak. "They tricked us," an official said of Russians "They lie." - Jim Acosta, CNN

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Former intel officials are worried the Russian photog today could've brought surveillance gear into the Oval Office. - Mark Berman, Washington Post

The Showboat Calls Comey A Showboat
President Donald Trump, in an exclusive interview Thursday with NBC News' Lester Holt, called ousted FBI chief James Comey a "showboat" and revealed he asked Comey whether he was under investigation for alleged ties to Russia.

Trumpcare backlash + Yates testimony + Comey firing + Spicer in bushes + subpoena + Twitter meltdown = time to bomb another empty airfield . - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Let's cut the sh*t...Comey got fired cause he was getting closer to Russia than Sarah Palin's house. - Kevin Flood

Spicer Has Meltdown
White House press secretary and former Easter Bunny Sean Spicer has a real tough job sometimes. And on Tuesday night, when President Donald Trump fired FBI director James Comey, it apparently became too much to handle.

Kushner Family Business Nixes U.S. Visa Sales To China
The sister of White House adviser Jared Kushner on Thursday pulled out of the family company’s scheduled weekend presentation to potential Chinese investors amid growing criticism that she had used her brother’s position to benefit the family’s real estate empire.

Maybe it’s me, but Mike Pence has that look you get when you realize the gnat is too far down your throat to spit out. - Conan O'Brien

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Rock The Voter News

The White House announced yesterday that President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey. Yet another long-time dream that Trump stole from Hillary. - Seth Myers

Jimmy Carter Felt The Bern
Former Democratic President Jimmy Carter revealed Monday night that he backed Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders over Hillary Clinton in last year's Democratic presidential primary. "Can y'all see why I voted for him?" the 92-year-old Carter said of Sanders, ..

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Biz/Tech News

Sure, you people with pre-existing conditions might die, but you should still be happy that Trumpcare will let rich people buy a third yacht. - Tea Party Cat

No Laptops For You!
The Trump administration is likely to expand a ban on laptops on commercial aircraft to include some European countries, but is reviewing how to ensure lithium batteries stored in luggage holds do not explode in midair, officials briefed on the matter said on Wednesday.

Right now Trump is basically like a drug dealer who hears the cops at the door and is desperately trying to flush the meth down the toilet. - Andy Borowitz

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Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Trump Fires FBI Director

Days Before Firing, Comey Asked for More Resources for Russia Inquiry
Days before he was fired, James B. Comey, the former F.B.I. director, asked the Justice Department for a significant increase in resources for the bureau's investigation into Russia's interference in the presidential election, according ...

Putin knew that “there were bound to be some growing pains,” a source close to the Russian President said. “But geez.” - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Have to wonder who at the White House said "let's fire the guy in charge of the Russia probe then invite the Russians to the White House." - John Aravosis‏

In Your Face Whether It Looks Bad Or Not Politics
President Donald Trump hosted Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and Russian Ambassador to the US Sergey Kislyak at the White House Wednesday amid the swirling investigation of Russian contacts with Trump campaign and transition officials in 2016 and Tuesday's firing of FBI Director James Comey, who was handling the probe.

Trump Desperately Searching Globe for Empty Airfield to Hit with Cruise Missile -- Andy Borowitz

FYI: Fake tweet

Trump Lawyers Up.
President Donald Trump has hired a Washington law firm to send a letter to a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee saying he has no connections to Russia, White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Tuesday.

Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Converting Mar-a-Lago into Prison - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Calls Trump White House 'Total Sh*t Show' - Andy Borowitz

Irony will occur when Russia causes his impeachment

Uh Oh Subpoenas For Flynn's "Associates"
Federal prosecutors have issued grand jury subpoenas as part of the ongoing probe of Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election, according to a new report.
The subpoenas to associates of former national security adviser Michael Flynn are seeking business records...

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France elected a new president. Centrist candidate Emmanuel Macron won the French presidential election, defeating the far-right candidate Marine Le Pen. Macron won by a large margin, easily getting more votes — which, most Americans will be surprised to learn, is how you win most elections in almost all the countries. - James Corden

Rock The Voter News

Ruskies Are In Like ~~Flynn~~ Flynt
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Wednesday laughed off questions about President Donald Trump's...

In Colorado, a high school teacher has been put on leave after her class smashed a President Trump piñata. When he heard this, Trump was especially furious that he had been made into something that brings joy to Mexicans. - Conan O'Brien

My plan involves getting Buzz Aldrin into a room with Trump, then telling Buzz that Trump said the moon landing was faked.- John Fugelsang

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Biz/Tech News

Everyone who thinks Rick Perry is qualified to deal with today's plutonium emergency at Hanford, raise your radioactive right hand. - Jeff Tiedrich

Need A New Roof?
Installations in the US will begin this year and will be available on a first ordered basis. Tesla opened up orders and announced pricing information for its Solar Roof product on Wednesday.

North Korea reported that there was a U.S.-sponsored plot launched against Kim Jong Un. Apparently two CIA agents tried to sneak up on Kim and give him a man’s haircut. - Conan O'Brien

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Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Thanks for stopping by

I will have a new issue tomorrow. I got sidetracked with a dripping air conditioner this morning. I think it just needs a good cleaning, especially the inside drainage tube. I did what I could but it is beyond my ken.

I have feelers out for a repairman. I don't want to die of heat stroke!

Sally Yates just put those cranky white guys in their place now, didn't she? What a gal.

The whole lot of them are guilty from Trump down. I saw part of the press briefing earlier. That Sean Spicer is a bald faced liar and the press corp lets him get away with claims they know are false. Why?

Regardless, treason is the reason to be jolly for justice and it's breathing down their dirty necks -- to the delight of most of the country.

The following video is my America, everyone of every race made this video happen, even a FoxNews truck is included. It always gives me thrills and the ending makes me feel as though I am soaring. This film is dedicated by the creators, to the late Roger Ebert, movie critic, who died in 2013 at the age of 70. Ebert named this LipDub, "The Greatest Music Video Ever Made."

Peace.