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Monday, March 20, 2017

Drip drip drip KABOOM

FBI confirms Trump-Russia inquiry, finds no evidence of Trump wiretap claims
(CNN) FBI Director James Comey said Monday he had no information to support claims by President Donald Trump that he was wiretapped by his predecessor, Barack Obama.

At the time of pivotal Comey letter on Clinton email, the FBI had been investigating Trump campaign links to Russia for three months. - Ryan Lizza

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

I can’t believe peace talks fell through between the communist leaders of North Korea and the former head of Exxon. - Conan O'Brien

Self Inflicted Conservative Paranoia Mounting
THE Trump era is reshaping not just American politics but also its lexicon. Terms such as “fake news”, “alt-right” and “post-truth” have entered mainstream use, and kicked up debates about what they actually mean in the process. “Deep state” is the latest to gain attention, as leaks from inside the administration frustrate Donald Trump’s supporters. Right-wing websites such as Breitbart News warn of a “deep state” that wants to “terminate” Mr Trump.

Thinking back on Iraq and being called unpatriotic for not running to war. Now same people unwilling 2 address real attack on our democracy. - Mark Ruffalo

Republican Shenanigans

Intel hearing today - bottom lines so far: 1)Trump campaign under investigation and 2)Trump tweets about Obama are bogus.- Eric Holder

Trump Releases Hit List
The Department of Homeland Security on Monday released a report naming local jurisdictions that do not cooperate with the agency to detain people suspected of being undocumented immigrants, a key requirement of the executive order .

Dear media,
Mar-a-Lago is not the 'Winter White House.'
It's a gaudy hotel for vulgar zillionaires.
Glad I could clear this up for you. - Jeff Tiedrich

WH Defends Cuts To Meals On Wheels
The White House is defending proposed cuts to popular federal programs like Meals on Wheels amid President Donald Trump's taxpayer-funded trips to his Florida beach resort.

I'm so embarrassed that a majority of Americans voted for Donald J. Trump until I remember that they didn't. - Andy Borowitz

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President Trump’s proposed budget would cut funding for public broadcasting. Which may explain why Elmo is turning tickles on the street now. - Seth Myers

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In lieu of hot meals delivered to their homes, the elderly will now receive handsome engraved cards that read "YOU LOST, GET OVER IT." - Jeff Tiedrich

Almost Half Of Canadians Are Against Recent Illegal Immigrants Fleeing Trump
Nearly half of Canadians want to deport people who are illegally crossing into Canada from the United States, and a similar number disapprove of how Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is handling the influx, according to a ..

Now that we know Trump's under FBI criminal investigation, the #SCOTUS nomination must be put on hold till we find out what's goin' on. - Tea Pain

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Biz/Tech News

The house is on fire, Trump is running around with a box of matches, and the GOP demands to know who called the fire department. - Garry Kasparov‏Verified account

Florida Conservatives Want To Provide Jobs To Legal Residents, Cotton Picking, Fruit Picking, Vegetable Picking, And Sugar Cane Harvesting
Conservative lawmakers in Florida have supported a wave of anti-immigration bills that would deny in-state college tuition to undocumented immigrants, the Sarasota Herald-tribune reported Sunday. The bills would also require all employers to hire legal residents only.

God Seeking To Crack Down On Souls Smuggling Drugs Into Heaven - The Onion

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Friday, March 17, 2017

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Trump Aides Assure U.K. That Spying Claim Won't Be Repeated
Top White House advisers assured U.K. officials they won’t repeat allegations that British intelligence helped spy on President Donald Trump before his election, as the administration tried to prevent a domestic political row from spilling over into one of the U.S.’s most important international relationships.

Donald Trump is like Saint Patrick except he led all the snakes into the White House. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

If You Think this Unhinged F*ck Won't Go To War with North Korea to Distract us from Russia & his Failures-YOU haven't been paying attention. - Fiona Adorno

The Trump Effect
An airline passenger accused of kicking and mocking a Muslim worker at a Kennedy Airport lounge was indicted Thursday on hate crime charges.
Robin Rhodes, 57, of Worcester, Mass., yelled “F--k Islam! F--k ISIS!” after he assaulted Rabeeya Khan, at Terminal Two’s Delta Sky Lounge at 7:10 p.m. on Jan. 25, Queens District Attorney Richard Brown office said.

Kim Jong-un is a Madman and Must be Stopped, Says Man Who Thinks Oven is Spying on Him. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Seth Myers on Trump: “How dead inside do you have to be to not want old people to get food? Your heart is so small it makes your tiny hands look like catcher mitts.”

Aw. Tillerson Tuckered Out
...A joint news conference aside, Tillerson spent almost 2 1/2 hours with Japanese Foreign Minister Kishida including a dinner, and another hour with Prime Minister Abe. But his meetings with Yun and Hwang were each confined to about an hour, without a lunch or dinner gathering. Seoul officials said the US side opted not to have a meal together, citing the secretary’s “fatigue.”

Hillary traveled 1M miles as SoS
Tillerson needs a time out on his first trip - Eric Boehlert

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It doesn't seem like Donald J. Trump needs to increase the defense budget so much when he's only declaring war on the poor, the sick and the elderly.- Andy Borowitz

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Trump Budget Calls for Gradual Elimination of Every Living Thing on Planet. - Andy Borowitz

Trump wouldn't shake hands with Angela Merkel. Trump never looked at Merkel, not once. At the 38 second mark the press asks for a handshake. No response from Trump -- an agonizing 17 seconds till the video ends. Merkel looked amused. Trump didn't.

Trump was worried a strong German woman like Angela Merkel might crush his tiny hands. - Alt.Fed Employee

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Donald Trump shows once again his inexperience and lack of chivalry standing next to Ms. Merkel. She's now the leader of the free world. - Vincente Fox, former President of Mexico

Biz/Tech News

There are people working in the White House who wouldn't make it past a first job interview with Applebee's. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Isn't Doing Business In Russia. Russians Are Doing Business With Trump, In Florida.
During the 2016 presidential campaign, Donald J. Trump downplayed his business ties with Russia. And since taking office as president, he has been even more emphatic...But in the United States, members of the Russian elite have invested in Trump buildings. A Reuters review has found that at least 63 individuals with Russian passports or addresses have bought at least $98.4 million worth of property in seven Trump-branded luxury towers in southern Florida, according to public documents, interviews and corporate records.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde

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Thursday, March 16, 2017

America Is Reliving The Andrew Jackson Years

Huck: Trump Should Ignore Travel Ban Ruling, Like Jackson With Trail Of Tears
President Donald Trump may want to avoid taking legal advice from former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
After a federal judge on Wednesday ordered a hold on Trump’s revised travel ban, Huckabee urged the President to ignore the ruling, citing Andrew Jackson’s refusal to enforce an 1832 Supreme Court decision affirming the sovereignty of the Cherokee Nation. Jackson rejected the decision in Worcester v. Georgia, leading to the forcible expulsion of some 15,000 Cherokee from Georgia along the Trail of Tears. Some 4,000 died on that journey.

Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The funny thing is the same people that believed America was "losing" now believes it's "winning." - Tea Pain

Nazis, Russians, We're Screwed
Sebastian Gorka, a top national security adviser to President Trump, stonewalled when BuzzFeed News asked about a report that he belongs to a Nazi-allied group.
“Send a request to White House press,” Gorka told BuzzFeed News.

Meanwhile, the White House is also criticizing Rachel Maddow, saying it’s “totally illegal to steal and publish tax returns.” They said the documents should be released the proper way: by having a Russian hacker give them to WikiLeaks. - Jimmy Fallon

Trump December 2015: “total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States”
President Donald Trump's ambassador to the United Nations, Nikki Haley, defended the administration's new travel ban in an interview that aired Thursday, asserting that “it's not a Muslim ban” and that she would “never support a Muslim ban.

"I'm sorry we can't afford Meals on Wheels," Trump will say aboard Air Force One as he makes his fifth trip to Mar-a-Lago since inauguration. - Adam Smith

Republican Shenanigans

Dept. Of Vocabulary Adjustment
As Congress looks into his claims against predecessor Barack Obama, President Trump is trying to alter the meaning of the term "wiretap".

Sean Spicer reminds me of the kid who would stuff a whole pack of Bubble Yum into his mouth just so he wouldn’t have to share it. - Conan O'Brien

Someone Is Impersonating Obama
Kevin Lewis, a spokesman for the former president, told CNN's KFile, "These pre-recorded calls were not authorized by President Barack Obama, have no connection to the former President, and have been reported to appropriate law enforcement authorities.

Trump made $150 million in income, paid $38 million in taxes in 2005. Some people were surprised he paid any taxes at all. 2005 was an off year for everyone. Johnny Depp made that Willy Wonka movie. Kanye West and George Bush had that problem. Harry Potter’s goblet caught on fire. And Donald Trump accidentally paid some taxes. - Jimmy Kimmel

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Pretty cool that Muslim ban blocked by Chinese-American AG arguing on behalf of Syrian-American plaintiff before a Native Hawaiian judge. - Julia Carrie Wong‏

Rock The Voter News

Canada's Trudeau Gently Hints To Ivanka Not To Hate Foreigners
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Wednesday invited first daughter Ivanka Trump to a Broadway musical that celebrates openness to foreign travelers.

The thing about Meals on Wheels wasn't just the food. Those volunteers checked on clients, might be the only person they saw all week. - Susie Madrak

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Biz/Tech News

Here’s the thing: Donald Trump is never going to release his taxes — or the kraken, or Melania, for that matter. - Jimmy Kimmel

Trump's Bigly Budget Bombing?
Defense hawks, rural conservatives and even some of Donald Trump's most vocal supporters in Congress sharply criticized the president's first budget proposal on Thursday, pushing back on the huge potential hike in defense spending as insufficient...

Russia may have trouble getting athletes to compete in the 2018 Olympics after their big doping scandal. People were confused — they were like, “You can rig an ELECTION, but not a urine test?” - Jimmy Fallon

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Monday, March 20, 2017

Drip drip drip KABOOM

Friday, March 17, 2017

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Thursday, March 16, 2017

America Is Reliving The Andrew Jackson Years

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