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Thursday, October 13, 2016

And the beat goes on...

EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Makes Lewd Joke to Young Girls in 1992: 'I'm Going to be Dating Her in Ten Years'
Questionable footage of Donald Trump continues to surface.
During an Entertainment Tonight segment filmed in 1992 at Trump Tower, the Republican presidential candidate can be heard making a lewd joke to a group of young girls. Trump would have been 46 years old at the time.

The penalty for sexually assaulting a bunch of people shouldn't just be that you don't get to be President. - Matt Stoller

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Happy that Trump's vile behavior toward women is causing his downfall, but a little bummed that his threat to ban an entire religion didn't.- Andy Borowitz

Trump Would've Nuked Them!
The U.S. launched missiles at three radar installations in rebel-controlled areas of Yemen late Wednesday. It's the first time that the U.S. has carried out strikes against the Houthi rebels during the conflict in Yemen.
This comes after missiles were fired from Yemen's coast at U.S. Navy destroyer USS Mason on two separate occasions in four days.

A new national poll found that Democrats now have a significant lead over Republicans in the congressional races. Republicans said, “And there’s only one man to blame for this,” and Donald Trump said, “Exactly: Billy Bush.”- Jimmy Fallon

Trump is still under fire for the lewd and offensive tape that was released last week which he referred to as “locker-room talk.” Well now pro athletes are speaking out against this, saying that’s not how they speak in the locker room. While Tim Tebow said, “I don’t even like to say ‘Billy Bush!’”- Jimmy Kimmel

Republican Shenanigans

Yes, let's clutch our pearls about the timing of all of these allegations as opposed to wondering about how many and how similar they sound. - Jon Ralston

Honestly, the GOP's only feasible defense with Trump having admitted to assaults on tape is that he's a huge liar.- LOLGOP

Trump Is A Sexual Predator, Pure And Simple
In December 2005, PEOPLE writer Natasha Stoynoff went to Mar-a-Lago to interview Donald and Melania Trump. What she says happened next left her badly shaken.

I accidentally switched my "Blacks for Trump" sign with my "Cows for Burger King" sign. - John Fugelsang

Misogyny Magnified By Trump Voters
...As polls show that Donald Trump would overwhelmingly win if only men were allowed to vote, the GOP nominee's supporters have spawned a new Twitter hashtag: #repealthe19th.

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Michelle Obama: "It doesn't matter what party you belong to, no woman deserves to be treated this way"

Rock The Voter News

The Final Debate Topics
The Commission on Presidential Debates released topics on Wednesday for the third — and final — presidential debate next week.
Fox News anchor Chris Wallace will moderate the debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump and has selected topics focused on debt and entitlements, immigration, the economy, the Supreme Court, foreign hot spots and the candidates’ fitness to be president.

Hillary Clinton campaigned in Florida with Al Gore. You’re making Al Gore go back to Florida? That’s so cruel. That’s like making Joe Frazier go back to Manila.- Seth Myers

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Biz/Tech News

Donald Trump tweeted earlier today, quote, “It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to.” What shackles are you talking about? The only thing that ever shackled you was the 140-character limit on Twitter.- Seth Myers

Indoctrinating The Children
A Russian firm has caused a stir after putting on sale a children's bed in the shape of a Buk missile launcher of the kind that shot down a Malaysian Airlines passenger jet in eastern Ukraine in 2014.

I am ecstatic that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel. A great and good thing in a season of sleaze and sadness.- Stephen King

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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Decisions, decisions.

Clinton: Trump team's negativity shows 'how desperate they are'
Clinton: Trump team's negativity shows 'how desperate they are' says Donald Trump's "scorched Earth strategy" shows the Republican presidential nominee is desperate as Election Day approaches.

A guy who claims to be a billionaire and didn't pay taxes for more than a decade wants you to know that life isn't fair to him :( - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Look, we can't afford $1 Trillion on health care to protect US lives b/c we need to spend $2 Trillion on defense, to protect US lives.- John Fugelsang

Russians, Nukes & Trump
Americans should vote for Donald Trump as president next month or risk being dragged into a nuclear war, according to a Russian ultra-nationalist ally of President Vladimir Putin who likes to compare himself to the U.S. Republican candidate.

We pray for this election to be over because we think--against conventional wisdom and all evidence--that the stupidity will cease then. - Will McAvoy

Republican Shenanigans

Don't tell Glenn Beck but he just proved evolution exists.- John Fugelsang

If Donald Trump or Billy Bush ever actually set foot in a locker room I'm fairly sure they'd get their asses kicked.- Andy Borowitz

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Al Gore: 'Consider me exhibit A' for why each vote matters.

Hey, Green Party, Please See The Forest Through The Trees
In a rare return to presidential politics, Mr. Gore, who was Bill Clinton’s vice president, joined Hillary Clinton for a 45-minute Democratic call to arms, vacillating between a familiar drawling delivery and the urgency of a seer sent from another era to warn future generations of prospective doom.

I'd guess if you polled Trump supporters: "where did Trump say he likes to grab women by the p___" A plurality would say "locker room". - Christopher Hayes

Rock The Voter News

LeBron James on Donald Trump: "That's not locker room talk. That's trash talk."

Well, Well, Well. This Should Be Interesting
The U.S. Supreme Court on Tuesday agreed to decide whether to block a lawsuit against former Attorney General John Ashcroft and others by non-U.S. citizens, mainly Muslims, swept up after the Sept. 11 attacks who said they were abused in detention.

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Biz/Tech News

Trump: the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 of American politics. - Andy Borowitz

My First Cell Phone Was An Ericsson
Ericsson AB, one of the world's largest makers of telecom equipment, Wednesday capped a series of management- shakeup and job-cut announcements with a profit warning that sent its share price tumbling

A society constantly selling drugs to seniors arrested Willie Nelson for possession of a plant. - John Fugelsang

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Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Locker Room Talk

Late-night TV hosts have a field day with the Donald Trump-Billy Bush Video
The now-infamous 2005 Donald Trump-Billy Bush video was — to put it mildly — a gold mine for talk-show hosts on Monday night. The Washington Post first

“Poor, Jeb Bush. Billy Bush is his cousin. He has to be sitting at home thinking, “Why the hell didn’t he release this tape a year ago?’” - Jimmy Kimmel

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Dear GOP: Congrats! We nominated a misogynist, racist, vulgar, lying, ignorant, mad man as our nominee. Oh, and he breathes like Darth Vader. - Anna Navarro

BREAKING SCANDAL: Hillary Has A Sense Of Humor!
Hillary Clinton joked about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin during a 2015 interview for The New York Times Magazine that Clinton’s presidential campaign later tried to amend, according to a leaked email.

Republican Shenanigans

Being an undecided voter at this point is like watching Jack Torrance chasing Danny with an axe in The Shining & wondering who's the bad guy - Sam Kalidi

Giuliani Committed To Crucifying Clinton
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani is claiming that Hillary Clinton admitted to multiple crimes during Sunday night’s presidential debate

As the Republicans go from Abraham Lincoln to Teddy Roosevelt to Donald Trump, it's understandable that they don't believe in evolution.- Andy Borowitz

Meanwhile, President Obama Sets Plans For Manned Mars Exploration
President Barack Obama wants NASA to send astronauts to Mars by the 2030s and eventually into deep space, he wrote in a CNN op-ed published today (Oct. 11).
"We have set a clear goal vital to the next chapter of America's story in space: sending humans to Mars by the 2030s and returning them safely to Earth, with the ultimate ambition to one day remain there for an extended time," Obama wrote in the op-ed.

On International #DayoftheGirl, we remain committed to providing what we all want for our daughters: a future of limitless possibility. - President Obama Tweet

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41 years ago I married my best friend and the finest changemaker I’ve ever known. And yes, I’m still in awe of her! - Bill Clinton

Rock The Voter News

I Wonder What Papa Bush Thinks Of This?
Newly suspended NBC host Billy Bush reportedly bragged to other network staffers about the tape in which he and Donald Trump are heard making lewd comments about women...

I don't want to start a chant of "Lock him up," but I'd be cool with "Put him under psychiatric observation." - Andy Borowitz
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If a pathological liar runs for president & all his spokespeople repeat his lies, what should news media do? Media hasn't figured it out. - Lawrence O'Donnell

Biz/Tech News

The NYTimes and Washington Post told you the truth about Trump. Fox News and talk radio lied to you. You might keep that in mind in future. - David Frum, Republican

The Art Of The Deal: Stiff Your Workers
Donald Trump casts himself as a protector of workers and jobs, but a USA TODAY NETWORK investigation found hundreds of people – carpenters, dishwashers, painters, even his own lawyers – who say he didn’t pay them for their work.

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Thursday, October 13, 2016

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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Decisions, decisions.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

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