I report, you decide.

Mike Pence, Ivanka Trump & Donald Trump Jr. to visit Colorado 
Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka Trump, will attend a breakfast in Denver ... Donald Trump's son, Donald Trump Jr., will hold a rally at the Mesa County...


I don't know about you but repeated sexy photographs of a father and daughter give me the major creeps.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Senate Clears Way For $1.15 Billion Arms Sale To Saudi Arabia
• Netanyahu blasts UN, praises 'unbreakable bond' with US
• 30 years since secret Contra airstrip discovered in Costa Rica
• Maryland cops beat black man until his organs fail after girlfriend calls for help: attorney
• NBA legend and Charlotte Hornets owner Michael Jordan pleads for calm after violent protests
• Terence Crutcher Shooting: Tulsa County District Attorney Charges Officer Shelby With Manslaughter

Trump is now advocating an increase in "stop and frisk" by police. So when he asked Black voters a few weeks ago, "What do you have to lose" by voting for him, they now have an answer: just their civil liberties! - Andy Borowitz

This New York Boy Reflects The Best In America
A six-year-old boy from New York has won the respect of US President Barack Obama and thousands of others after he offered to take in Omran Daqneesh, a little boy who was injured after his home in Aleppo, Syria, was bombed.
The image of five-year-old Omran sat alone in an ambulance, covered in dust and blood, shocked the world and inspired six-year-old Alex, from Scarsdale, New York, to take action.

Republican Shenanigans

• Cruz warms to Trump
• Trump campaign official resigns after racism comments
• Trump: Drugs 'very big factor' in Charlotte unrest
• Trump Jr.: It 'Wouldn’t Make Sense To Open Up' My Dad's Huge Tax Return
• Democrat whose name is synonymous with birtherism isn't sorry Trump blamed the movement on Clinton
• Rand Paul thought Obama should have fixed racism by now, but somehow it’s worse than ever
• ‘GOD HELP US!’ Conservatives freak out over ‘Charlotte’ riot video — but it’s actually from London
• Doctor: Hillary's "abnormal eye movements" hints at serious health issues 

Many in nation are tired of explaining things to idiots. - Andy Borowitz

Putin's Pal Proclaims Trump Win!
One of Vladimir Putin’s closest friends said on Thursday he believed Donald Trump would be the next president of the United States and that Western leaders were no match for the Russian president.

AHNC Trivia
I ran across an interesting website while searching for the Las Vegas odds on the presidential election. The website is updated every five minutes and covers not only the presidential election but all elections.
It is called Election Betting Odds By Maxim Lott and John Stossel. Yes, that John Stossel and Maxim Lott of Fox News.
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Rock The Voter News

• Clinton leads Trump by 6 points in nationwide poll
• Poll: Trump leads Clinton by 5 points nationwide

Trump: NO Fact Checking At Debate
Donald Trump says debate moderator Lester Holt shouldn’t try to fact-check the candidates at next week’s presidential debate.

Republicans are suing to stop millions of Americans getting paid for working overtime. Republicans. 
Not Mexico. Not China. Republicans. - LOLGOP

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Biz/Tech News

• Oil Prices Continue Rise on Supply Data, Weaker Dollar
• Zuckerberg, Chan pledge $3B to end disease
• Yahoo says at least 500 million user accounts were stolen in 2014, by what it thinks is a “state-sponsored” actor
• Even the Israeli companies that want to build Trump's wall admit it would likely create more problems than it solves

This is what this election is about: Rich people taking money from poor people's pockets while screaming about bad & scary brown people are. - LOLGOP


Trump Makes Money Whenever And Wherever He Can!
Donald Trump’s presidential campaign has paid his family's businesses more than $8.2 million, according to a POLITICO analysis of campaign finance filings, which reveals an integrated business and political operation without precedent in national politics.

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Odd News

• Trump's ex Marla Maples says she had to do charity work in Mexico under alias 
• Brad Pitt is being investigated by the FBI
• Sold: New York mansion of 'Keeping up with the Joneses' fame
• Teen hospitalized after air freshener causes car explosion
• City issues subpoena over sinking San Francisco luxury high-rise

Time To Deflate Photo

My friend Yerlin took this photograph yesterday near her house in Guanacaste province, Costa Rica. It was a foggy day but the rainbow somehow managed to break through.

Peace.

Headline in the year 2046

Sheriff Arpaio on Obama birth certificate: 'I'm not going to give up'
Even though Donald Trump finally acknowledged last week that President Barack Obama was born in the United States, one of the Republican nominee's most prominent allies in law enforcement is not dropping the case.


So birtherism is awful. And one unproven allegation of it from 8 years ago is worse than 5 years of screaming about it on TV. Perfect sense. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• International Day of Peace 2016: Inspiring Ideas And Famous Quotes To Celebrate World Peace
• US forces will be in the Middle East long after ISIS, Carter says
• Iran 'determined' to boost military after US-Israel deal
• Charlotte faces aftermath of protests ignited by fatal police shooting; 16 officers injured

If rallies decide this election, prepare for our first monster truck president.- LOLGOP

Corporate Terrorism?
About 30 minutes east of Tampa Bay, a 45-foot-wide sinkhole opened in late August, depositing at least 215 million gallons of polluted, slightly radioactive water into a vast underground aquifer. (That's enough to fill more than 310 Olympic-size swimming pools.) The company responsible for the spill, fertilizer giant Mosaic, didn't publicly disclose it until last Thursday, two weeks after it started. 

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump is still lying about Birtherism
• Trump questions actions of officer who fatally shot Terence Crutcher: "Did she get scared?" 
• Trump: Ban On Refugees Entering The Country Is 'Quality Of Life' Issue
• Law professor: Trump can be impeached for fraud and racketeering before he even takes office
• Trump backer tries to defend the N-word – and CNN’s Angela Rye rips him to shreds
• Trump’s new plan to win over black voters: A nationwide ‘stop-and-frisk’ program

Donald Trump's record...   
Elected offices held: 0   
Divorces: 2   
Bankruptcies: 4   
Draft deferments: 5   
Bad hair days: 12,375
- FrankTheDoorman

Trump and Polish Undocumented Workers
When Marco Rubio attacked Donald Trump on the debate stage this week for using undocumented Polish workers to build Trump Tower, the developer shrugged it off.
"He brings up something from 30 years ago," Trump shot back. "It worked out very well. Everybody was happy."


Donald Trump has pledged to create 25 million new jobs. All of them in the profession of fact-checking. - Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump’s running mate Mike Pence said that his role model for the vice presidency is Dick Cheney. To prove it, this weekend Pence had six heart attacks and shot his friend in the face.- Conan O'Brien

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Rock The Voter News

• Hillary Clinton prepares for 'reality show' debates
• Why Are There Any Liberals Supporting Gary Johnson?

It’s come out that Hillary Clinton is having a hard time connecting with millennial voters. So now she’s saying that last week’s coughing spell was actually due to a massive bong hit.- Conan O'Brien

Don't Mess With Texas!
Back in July, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit ruled that Texas’ draconian new voter ID requirements are illegal under the federal Voting Rights Act because they discriminate against minorities. In accordance with that decision, U.S. District Judge Nelva Gonzales Ramos forbade the state from enforcing the blocked law or disenfranchising voters who lack ID.
But Texas quickly violated this court order by actively misleading voters about ID requirements in statements to the press and official voting materials.

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When asked point-blank whether he considered women humans, the billionaire responded, “It should be a case-by-case thing.”- Andy Borowitz


Biz/Tech News

• US oil settles at $45.34 a barrel, up $1.29, or 2.39%
• Harvard study: Policy issues nearly absent in presidential campaign coverage
• Family that owns Chicago Cubs supports Donald Trump, months after he threatened them to 'be careful'

How To Navigate Trump's Wall
Drug smugglers employ very creative methods to get their loads across the U.S.-Mexico border.
But it's not every day they use a van outfitted with a 10-foot (3-meter) air cannon to shoot projectiles into the United States...Smugglers have even used heavy equipment and ladders to hoist trucks loaded with marijuana over the border fence, which in parts of Arizona can go as high as 26 feet (7.9 meters).



One thing Trump never used Trump Foundation funds to pay for was dignity. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Odd News

• Trump Jr.’s Poisoned Skittles Tweet Goes Horrifically — And Hilariously — Awry
• God's got mail: Israel takes letters addressed to God and delivers them to the Western Wall
• Bear Leads Police On Wild Chase Through The Streets Of Anchorage, Alaska
• Oregon town freaks out over astrology class fearing it will lead to ‘Satanism’ and baby sacrifices
• UK's Nigel Farage, scourge of EU, raises eyebrows as he bows out with naked swim

Time To Deflate Photo

Oldest known photo of a Tornado, 20 miles SW of Howard, South Dakota, US. Aug. 28, 1884.

Peace.

It's as plain as black and white

Jill Stein insists Trump is less dangerous than Clinton – and attacks Bernie Sanders as a DC insider
...Like Trump, Stein is also a fan of Russian president Vladimir Putin and appears on the Putin-controlled cable news network RT (Russia Today). Her trip to Russia and an appearance on RT sparked conspiracy theories that Stein was a recruit from Trump’s former aide Paul Manafort and Clinton foe Julian Assange, who Stein regards as a hero.


What is this sudden love for Putin? Trump and now Jill Stein cozying up to Russians. Russians?

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Trump Implies Clinton Should Condemn Whole Countries Over 'Radical Islam'
• GOP lawmaker’s Facebook eruption: Round up Muslim sympathizers and run them out of our country
• Syria Cease-fire Not Dead Yet, Diplomats Contend
• Turkey Braces for Possible Spike in Ethnic Tensions
• Obama leads summit to aid refugees

Trump's supporters believe that as far as terrorism goes, Trump is "tougher" than Hillary -- because, presumably, nothing makes you tougher than inheriting millions of dollars from your dad. - Andy Borowitz

France Trumps Trump: Builds A Wall!
After weeks of preparation, workers have begun building a 4-meter (13-foot) high wall in northern France to try to keep migrants from sneaking onto ferries crossing the English Channel.
The kilometer-long (0.6 mile-long) wall is the latest barrier against thousands of migrants living in a makeshift camp near the port town of Calais.

I am in favor of profiling people if that will protect our country from danger. Specifically, I am in favor of profiling people with narcissistic personality disorder and preventing them from becoming President. - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Jr’s ‘Skittles’ tweet is based on two different white supremacist memes — and Nazi propaganda
• Mike Pence dismisses "outrage" over Trump Jr.'s anti-refugee tweet 
• Photog Whose Image Was Used In Trump Jr.'s Skittles Tweet: 'I Was A Refugee'
• GOP panics over N.C. Senate race
• Pam Bondi: Returning Trump’s money would have looked like I got caught taking a bribe

Donald Trump Jr.: Like Donald Trump Sr., but without the empathy. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Spent Charity Money On Legal Bills, Oh, And A Painting Of Himself Too!
Donald Trump spent more than a quarter-million dollars from his charitable foundation to settle lawsuits that involved the billionaire’s for-profit businesses, according to interviews and a review of legal documents.








From now on, instead of calling the Trump Foundation “a charity”, can we call it “a Kickstarter for Trump’s legal bills”? - Erik Bransteen

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Trump’s calls to torture and mistreat prisoners go against the very values we are fighting to defend. We’re better than this.- Hillary Clinton


Rock The Voter News

• Obama jabs at Trump in final UN address
• Clinton Calls Tulsa Police Shooting Of Unarmed Black Man 'Intolerable'
• Bernie Sanders: 'This is not the time for a protest vote'

Do people notice Hillary is copying my airplane rallies - she puts the plane behind her like I have been doing from the beginning. - Donald J. Trump Tweeted today

Not gonna vote for Trump. Not gonna do it.
It wouldn't be prudent.

Bush Is Voting For Hillary
Former President George H.W. Bush is bucking his party's presidential nominee and plans to vote for Hillary Clinton in November, according to a member of another famous political family, the Kennedys.

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Reminder: Rich people who don't want to pay for anything broke our economy, not immigrants or refugees.- LOLGOP

Biz/Tech News

• US oil settles at $43.44 a barrel, up 14 cents, or 0.32%
• AAA: Drivers waste $2.1B a year buying premium gas
• Mylan CEO's mother used position with education group to boost EpiPen sales nationwide

Convincing people who will die of heart disease they should be more afraid of immigrants than losing their health insurance is some racket.- LOLGOP

Exxon Being Investigated By The SEC
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is investigating how Exxon Mobil Corp. has valued its assets in the face of the current plunge in oil prices—and how it estimates their future worth in a world of increasing climate change regulations...


I am grateful to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for briefly taking airtime away from Donald Trump. - Andy Borowitz

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Odd News

• Angelina dumped Brad after private eye uncovered Marion Cotillard affair
• Are you happy or sad? MIT researchers say new device uses wireless signals to detect your feelings.
• Historic Massachusetts inn that inspired Henry Wadsworth Longfellow: Please just give us our stuff back
• Robbery suspect with his hands handcuffed behind his back somehow manages to take off with a police car
• Olive oil helps free man stuck in jetty while fetching phone

Time To Deflate Photo

Men building the San Francisco Bay Bridge, 1935. It looks so surreal, so stark, as though it was an Edward Hopper painting.

Peace.