Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Bernie endorses Hillary

Bernie Sanders endorses Hillary Clinton
"I have come here to make it as clear as possible why I am endorsing Hillary Clinton and why she must become our next president," Sanders said at a joint rally...


BREAKING: Appearing with Hillary Clinton at rally in New Hampshire, Bernie Sanders announces he's now a corrupt corporate whore sellout.- Tea Party Cat








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Even if Britain's new prime minister turns out to be totally crappy, the fact that they only spent about two weeks to pick her makes me insanely envious.- Andy Borowitz




Right Wing Think Tanks Trying To Undo Iran Deal, Falls Flat
When Nokia received a letter from the group United Against Nuclear Iran warning it of the risk of investing in the Islamist-led country, the Finland-based company’s response was pointed. The technological services it offers, Nokia wrote on June 8, "are crucial for the development of strong civil societies and the realization of human rights.”


The Hillary Clinton campaign recently released an ad that features clips of Donald Trump praising world dictators. In the video, Trump praises Saddam Hussein, Vladimir Putin, and Abby Lee from "Dance Moms."- Conan O'Brien





Bundy Bros: The Reason The U.S. Needs To Educate Its Citizens 
Ammon and Ryan Bundy will be allowed to meet together in jail to coordinate their defense — but now they want prosecutors to join them behind bars until they are tried for their roles in plotting the armed takeover of an Oregon wildlife reserve.


Republican Shenanigans


As a native of Cleveland, I respectfully issue this plea to LeBron James: You stopped the Golden State Warriors. Now, somehow, I beg you to stop the 2016 Republican Convention.- Andy Borowitz






This Is Why Al Gore Wanted Social Security In A "Lockbox"
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) is encouraging Democrats to cut Social Security and Medicare benefits because the programs are “things we don’t absolutely need.”





Rudy Giuliani made some insane and offensive comments today, which made me wonder why he is not on Trump's vp list.- Andy Borowitz





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GOP Keeps Beating Dead Horse
Republican lawmakers pummeled Attorney General Loretta Lynch with questions Tuesday about the Justice Department's decision not to prosecute Hillary Clinton for sending classified information on a private, unsecured email system...


After a week of tragedy that has put the nation on edge, congressional Republicans have responded swiftly by seeking a new investigation of Hillary Clinton's emails. - Andy Borowitz




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Honestly, your vote is yours to invest in whomever you like. Just register, vote and shame others to doing so. - LOLGOP

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The GOP’s platform now states that porn is a “public health crisis” &  a “menace.”  
So never say they're not fighting for the middle class. - John Fugelsang




Here Comes STAR WARS at Disneyland! 
What a piece of junk!”
That’s how Luke Skywalker described the Millennium Falcon when he first sees Han Solo’s ship in the 1977 movie “Star Wars.” But that piece of junk plays a prominent role in the new 14-acre “Star Wars” attraction, under construction in Disneyland.





Construction has just started on a two-mile underground "beer pipeline" in Europe. Which explains why today, Britain changed its mind on Brexit.- Conan O'Brien





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Time To Deflate Photo

Lake Tahoe, California
Photo by Lakeshore Paddleboard Company

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Monday, July 11, 2016

Donald Trump’s ‘spiritual advisor’ sells eternal life

Donald Trump’s ‘spiritual advisor’ sells eternal life
Every president and presidential candidate boasts of having spiritual leaders in their lives, but Donald Trump’s is making money selling desperate Christians eternal life for the bargain price of $1,144.


GOP Platform: We will force you to have your rapist's baby then "convert" him to straightness so he can learn the Bible in History class. - LOLGOP






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Voting
Student ID ain't good enough.
Bathrooms
Long-form birth certificate, please.
Guns
Who are we to invade your personal space? - LOLGOP





Racist Cop Says Blacks Should Quit Complaining
Former NYPD detective Harry Houck on Monday argued that the black Americans were “prone to criminality,” and that activists should stop claiming that blacks were being “picked on” by law enforcement.






Republican Shenanigans


GOP platform: Government is too intrusive. Stick to important stuff like making sure you have your rapist's baby and divorcing gay people.- LOLGOP





Texas Governor Injured
Republican Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas sustained "extensive second- and third-degree burns" on both legs below the knees and both feet — and may miss next week's Republican National Convention as a result, his office said Sunday.


Analysts are now saying that Florida could be one of the biggest threats to Donald Trump’s campaign. In other words, Trump may be crazy, but he’s not Florida crazy.- Conan O'Brien





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Trump: I'm The Law And Order Candidate
In his first public event since last week’s deadly ambush of Dallas police officers, Donald Trump on Monday called for an end to hostility to the nation’s law enforcement and insisted that he is the “law and order” candidate in the presidential race.







Fox News—where cops who investigate themselves are always innocent, but Hillary's guilty even after lengthy FBI investigation says she's not. - The Daily Edge






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It's 2016 Anti-Vaxxers! 2016!
Arizona anti-vaxxers working for a private prison company have been blamed for the largest measles outbreak in the US. Officials have confirmed 22 cases of measles in the state since late May, and they all can be traced back to the Eloy detention center, a privately managed Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility.







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Can't wait until we have a president who thinks the civil rights issue of our time is if CNN is being nice to him. - LOLGOP





Trump + Newt = Lots Of Ex-Wives And Debt
If Donald Trump is the king of debt, Newt Gingrich’s last campaign’s balance sheet might make him a fitting prince.


Men are 543% more likely to look at porn than females. 
That's right, only 543%. - John Fugelsang





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Time To Deflate Photo

This Hubble image shows auroras on Jupiter. These massive structures are created by the planet's huge magnetic field and punishing radiation environment. - PHOTOGRAPH BY NASA, ESA

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Friday, July 8, 2016

Dallas, last night...

A suspect in a deadly police ambush in Dallas told negotiators that he was upset about recent police shootings, that he wanted to kill white people -- especially white officers -- and that he acted alone, the city's police chief told reporters Friday.
Police killed the suspect with an explosive device after a standoff that lasted for hours, Chief David Brown said.


We're all Americans, damn it, we have to start acting like it.






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


"It is no longer a choice, my friends, between violence and nonviolence. It is either nonviolence or nonexistence." - MLK


I'm a Tea Party Birther, too!

Oddly, White Man Calls For Race War After Dallas Shooting
Former Illinois Congressman Joe Walsh declared "This is now war" and called for President Barack Obama to "watch out" in a Twitter post reacting to the Dallas shooting that killed five police officers and injured seven.








And every argument you make against BLM was made against the non-violent civil rights movement of the 60s. Every 1. - LOLGOP


Republican Shenanigans


But guys who stockpile guns because they can't trust the government think saying black lives matter goes too far.- LOLGOP




Everything's Bigger In Texas, Including Racist Politicians
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R) on Friday afternoon railed against the people who took part in the protest in Dallas on Thursday night, charging that the protesters were "hypocrites" because, as he framed it, they were anti-police but expected the police to protect them once the shooting started.
"All those protesters last night, they ran the other way, expecting the men and women in blue to turn around and protect them. What hypocrites," Patrick said on Fox News.





Trump Hospitalized After Staff Observes Him Speaking Coherently - Andy Borowitz

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The amount of time and energy that Republicans have devoted to investigating one woman has crossed the line into stalking.- Andy Borowitz







Conservatives Can't Decide Which Democrat To Blame For Dallas
While some conservatives immediately blamed President Barack Obama for the tragic shootings in Dallas that claimed the lives of five police officers, one writer suggested a new culprit...Elizabeth Warren.







The difference between gun rights and black lives in America is that black lives are actually at risk. - LOLGOP


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Next up on Fox News: Our panelists try and convict President Obama and all black people in the shooting of police officers in Dallas.- Tea Party Cat






Texas Wants To Make Abortion Cost Prohibitive
Texas is proposing new regulations for abortion providers that would require them to dispose of aborted fetal tissue either through burial or cremation, saying the measures are intended to preserve human dignity.







Donald Trump, 2017: “Sure, the nuclear war in Korea and Japan has been bad, but my hotels are getting great business from rich refugees.”- Tea Party Cat







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Time To Deflate Photo

This amazing photo of the night sky over Key Monastery, in Kaza, Spiti, Himachal Pradesh, India. The photo was taken at an altitude of more than 13,000 feet above sea level by Nimit Nigam.

Peace.