Sunday, February 21, 2016

Bye Bye Bush





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Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton win big; Jeb Bush exits 
Donald Trump did more than win his second easy victory in consecutive presidential primaries in South Carolina on Saturday.
He advanced his takeover of the Republican Party. He proved that he can dominate a race in the Deep South.



Donald Trump reminds you that 2 Latinos are trying to take a job away from him.- John Fugelsang








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Maybe most Moslems peaceful, but until they recognize and destroy their growing jihadist cancer they must be held responsible. - Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News







Let's all thank Jeb Bush for taking $100 million from some of the greediest selfish bastards in America & redistributing their wealth.- John Fugelsang




Republican Shenanigans



Remember those guys who berated you for opposing George W. Bush?
They're the guys berating you now for opposing Donald Trump.- John Fugelsang









Tea Party Queen Gets A Nod From The Donald
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump thanked former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for her help after winning in the South Carolina primary.








What happens when the U.S. exhausts its supply of thoughts and prayers for shooting victims? Do we start borrowing from other countries? - OhNoSheTwitnt





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Trump Is Attempting To Sound Presidential. Eyes Rolling.
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said Sunday that he "wouldn't be shocked" if he didn't get the GOP nomination, noting that there were "a lot of good people" competing against him.











Trump wins SC primary. After calling GWB a liar. After fighting with the Pope. After threatening to sue Ted Cruz. Welcome to the new GOP. - Matt Viser



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Man Berns Himself
A Bernie Sanders supporter got a surprise phone call from the Secret Service after he attempted to place an obituary in a Las Vegas newspaper announcing the death of Sanders rival Hillary Clinton.








It's comforting to recognize that there are worse things than Trump being President. When you come up with one of those things, please let me know.- Andy Borowitz




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Business/Tech News



I support keeping the US minimum wage at $7.25hr - but only for Congress, because those guys already live off the tips. - John fugelsang









Cyber attack on power grid? It's going to happen.
The veteran journalist Ted Koppel caused a stir last fall when he published a book warning that the United States is likely to eventually suffer a devastating cyberattack on its electricity grid that could leave millions of Americans in the dark, short of water and food ...




IKEA is being accused of evading over $1 billion in taxes. Prosecutors have actually been after IKEA for years. They've just been having a hard time putting their case together.- Jimmy Fallon








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Friday, February 19, 2016

My friend is missing.

UPDATE: My friend Joe has been found. He is in the hospital.I spoke with him yesterday. He needs surgery. He also needs an attorney. Anyone know of any good attorneys in Las Vegas?



 I will have a new edition on Sunday. Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience.



Peace and love.



Thursday, February 18, 2016

The Pope, Donald, the Pope?





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Donald Trump just flung this insane rant at Pope Francis
Donald Trump has responded to Pope Francis, who on Thursday said the GOP candidate was not a Christian because of his comments about immigrants.



Trump: "The Pope doesn't get to decide what's Christian." 
Um, actually, that's like the Pope's number one job.- Jeff Tiedrich










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



During his speech at the rally, George W. Bush said his brother Jeb is the guy who can fix the problems that inflame our country’s frustrations. Or in other words, Jeb is America’s Preparation H.- Jimmy Fallon








Obama Is Going To A Communist Country!!!
President Barack Obama will visit Cuba next month, multiple U.S. and diplomatic sources told CNN on Wednesday.



Next month, I'll travel to Cuba to advance our progress and efforts that can improve the lives of the Cuban people. - President Barack Obama







Ted Cruz is the guy who won't stop trying to sell you an above-ground pool & you keep telling him you live in an apartment. - John Fugelsang



Republican Shenanigans


When fascism comes to America, it will wear cufflinks and have an open invite to call into Morning Joe.- LOLGOP








Guns In Schools Nationwide Bill Introduced By....drum roll please...A Texan Of Course!
Texas Republican Rep. Randy Weber has introduced legislation that would allow people with concealed carry permits to possess guns in schools nationwide.




The Pope is tougher on Trump than "Morning Joe" is.- LOLGOP








Oh, Jeb! Engraving your name on your gun is a slippery slope to a government database of gun owners, then something something tyranny. - Tea Party Cat





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Benghazi Is Back!
The head of the House’s Benghazi committee is claiming to have achieved “significant breakthroughs” following interviews with top Obama administration officials this month.





If there were a Supreme Court opening early in a GOP president's last year, there would already be TV ads demanding the Senate do its job.- LOLGOP



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The Vagina Gatekeeper's Newest Keys
A special House panel investigating Planned Parenthood and other abortion providers has issued its first three subpoenas, the Republican chairman of the committee said 



So far today I learned that God killed Scalia because He supports Cruz, guns make us free and Beyoncé is to blame for violence against cops. - OhNoSheTwitnt ‏Tweet





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The Pope Makes Historical Statement
Pope Francis insisted Thursday that abortion was always a crime but hinted that the Church could exceptionally relax its ban on contraception for women at risk of contracting the Zika virus.



A guy who would turn on the Pope when it's convenient would probably turn on you.- LOLGOP








Business/Tech News


If want a hint of how bad the economy was in 2008, think about Jeb Bush's campaign today.- LOLGOP




GOP Criticizing Apple, Inc.
Prominent Republicans criticized Apple Inc on Wednesday for opposing a government request for help hacking into an iPhone belonging to one of the San Bernardino attackers, calling the issue tough but important to boosting national security.



I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright









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