Friday, March 20, 2015

The Prosperity Gospel





Larry Wilmore destroys ‘prosperity gospel’ megachurches for turning Jesus into a money-making scam
On Wednesday’s Nightly Show, host Larry Wilmore and his panel attacked “prosperity gospel” preachers like Creflo Dollar for exploiting their congregations in the name of Jesus Christ.




According to the Bible, Jesus threw the money changers out of the temple and less than 48 hours later he was hanging on a cross. Today, the money changers are televangelists and mega church preachers and they're re-crucifying him all over again, just in time for Easter!




Would evangelicals who are against having "a woman rule" be able to deny the first woman president service for religious reasons? - LOLGOP











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Payback's A Beeotch, Bibi
 President Barack Obama told Benjamin Netanyahu on Thursday that Washington would "reassess" its options on U.S.-Israel relations and Middle East diplomacy after the Israeli prime minister took a position against Palestinian statehood during his re-election campaign, a White House official said.










During an interview with Playboy — that's right, Playboy — Dick Cheney said President Obama is the worst president in his lifetime. Meanwhile, subscribers to Playboy said Cheney was the worst centerfold in their lifetime.- Conan O'Brien




Yep, The GOP Would Repeal Social Security If They Could
 A top adviser to President Barack Obama on Friday slammed a House Republican maneuver aimed at forcing a showdown on Social Security as early as next year, signaling that it won't fly with the White House.










Obama suggests everyone should vote. Republicans naturally take the contrary opinion.- LOLGOP




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GOP 2016 platform: Pay no attention to the best economy of the last 16 years and nominate the brother of the guy who gave us the worst.- LOLGOP





Bohener Continues Backstabbing The President
House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) will travel to Israel at the end of the month to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who just won re-election, according to reports from CNN and Israeli newspaper Haaretz.











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Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.- David Letterman











US Vets Fighting IS
Upwards of 130 Americans are known to have gone the Middle East to fight for or against the Islamic State. Some US veterans say that they see in the anti-IS fight a clear vision of the enemy that they never found in combat.





My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus told the needy where to stick it and then hung out on Pilate's yacht. - Jeff Tiedrich Tweet





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More Interference From Crazy Californian Christians
A proposed California initiative calling for “sodomites” to be “put to death by bullets to the head or by any other convenient method,” currently sits on the desk of California’s attorney general, requiring her to title and summarize the ballot measure, according to the Sacramento Bee.









It's true, the Jews secretly control everything. I'm in charge of soda can tabs that break off when you try to open one. Proud of that one.- Jeff Tiedrich Tweet










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Obama Frucks Fracking.
The Obama administration said Friday it is requiring companies that drill for oil and natural gas on federal lands to disclose chemicals used in hydraulic fracturing operations.












Believing that more drilling leads to lower gas prices is like planting an apple seed so you can eat apple pie tomorrow.- John Fugelsang







Kardashian Regular Is About 10 Miles Away From Me Trying To Cure His Addictions With Psychedelic Drugs
Can you hallucinate your way to sobriety? “Keeping up with the Kardashians” regular Scott Disick is about to find out.
The reality star Disick came to Costa Rica this week not for beaches and zip lining but rather a controversial rehab treatment. Kourtney Kardashian’s on-again-off-again beau and father of her three children checked into the Rythmia Life Advancement Center in Hacienda Pinilla, Guanacaste to try to conquer his alcoholism with shaman-guided trips using iboga, a root from West Africa outlawed in the United States.






Instagram is down. Can I come over and look at your food?- Jeff Tiedrich Tweet










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This is what it looks like when an airplane slices through the clouds.

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Thursday, March 19, 2015

GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert can’t wait any longer: ‘It’s time to bomb Iran’






GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert can’t wait any longer: ‘It’s time to bomb Iran’
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) pushed some wild conspiracy theories Wednesday to argue that the U.S. must attack Iran to destroy its nuclear program.
“We need to make clear to Iran: You can play these silly games with our president that buys into them and our secretary of state, but the American people aren’t buying it and you’re going to pay a price,” Gohmert said.





"Obama tried to blow up a nuke in Charleston a few months ago and the three Admirals and Generals." Meet the Republican base.- Kon Lowell










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Racial Thursdays?
The Army is investigating allegations that a platoon of soldiers was given a free pass to use racial slurs against each other during what was known as "Racial Thursdays."









Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He’s going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done since they wrote that open letter to Iran.- David Letterman




Holy Water?
A San Francisco Catholic church has reportedly installed a “watering system” that discourages homeless people by drenching them as they sleep.











GOOD NEWS! House GOP introduces budget that will cut taxes on rich and eliminate the deficit by selling the blood and organs of poor people.- Tea Party Cat




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The only way Jeb Bush could live on the minimum wage is if his dad had a yacht named "The Minimum Wage." - LOLGOP












Another Shooting. America Doesn't Notice.
A gunman opened fire inside a motel room in the Phoenix suburb of Mesa on Wednesday, killing a man and wounding two women before shooting three more people as he sought to elude an exhaustive manhunt that ended in his capture, police said.




I'd be willing to bet that none of #Hillary's emails warned a head of state not to trust our country.- Kona Lowell











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Donald Trump pretends to run for president the same way the GOP pretends to care about deficits -- badly and with contempt for the poor. - LOLGOP










Global Warming Continues In Spite Of Science Deniers
A glacier the size of California in East Antarctica is in danger of melting away, which could lead to an extreme thaw increases sea levels by about 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) worldwide if the glacier vanishes, a new study finds.











47 Republican senators breathed a sigh of relief when their letter to the Pope calling him a godless communist was returned postage due.- Kona Lowell






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Dollars From Jesus?
Fox Fnancial guru Dave Ramsey asserted on Thursday that Christians who owned mansions were not hypocrites because they were just managing the wealth for God.










#GOPHatesPoorPeople? Not entirely true. They love the poor white southerners who they have repeatedly bamboozled into voting for them.- Jeff Tiedrich tweet




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China Indicts Oil Corrupter. USA Gives Them Tax Breaks.
 The former chairman of the stated-owned parent of PetroChina Ltd., Asia's biggest oil producer, was indicted Thursday in a spreading anti-corruption crackdown.




"Yesterday was Queen Latifah's birthday. And, the citizens of Latifah were celebrating in the streets."- Geoff Ninecow tweet









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The Tadpole Galaxy in 2002. Photo/NASA/Hubble

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Wednesday, March 18, 2015

John Boehner to Hillary Clinton: Turn over server





John Boehner to Hillary Clinton: Turn over server 
Speaker John Boehner has joined a growing number of Republicans who are calling on Hillary Clinton to turn over her personal server to an independent arbitrator for investigation.




Petraeus gave CIA secrets to his mistress and the White House gives him a job; ergo TV news is obsessed w/the scandal of Hillary's emails.- John Fugelsang











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Bibi is humbled by this close victory and solemnly pledges to ignore the will of non-rightwing Israelis more than ever.- John Fugelsang








Syria Shoots Down US Drone
After allowing the United States to use its air space to bomb Islamic State fighters for six months, the Syrian army appears to have imposed a "red line" by shooting down a U.S. drone over territory of critical importance to Damascus.



Benjamin Netanyahu, America's Friend without Benefits. - John Perr Tweet









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Hey Sharia Law shriekers - that part of the Constitution you dislike about separation of church and state guarantees separation of mosque and state too.- John Fugelsang










Jeb Wants To Let Minimum Wage Be Set By The Private Sector
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush argued that raising the national minimum wage would actually increase income inequality during an event on Tuesday, Think Progress reported.

“We need to leave it to the private sector,” Bush said. “I think state minimum wages are fine. The federal government shouldn’t be doing this.”





Going after the EPA to fix the economy is like going after Iraq when you were attacked by 15 Saudis.- John Fugelsang











GOP Adviser Tweets Herself To The Unemployment Line
Liz Mair, a political adviser recently hired by Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R), resigned from her position after the Iowa Republican Party demanded that she step down, the Associated Press reported.

Mair criticized Iowa and its role as the first caucus state on Twitter, leading Iowa GOP Chairman Jeff Kauffman to call her "shallow and ignorant."





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GOP Footshooting Continues....
 Democrats slammed the House GOP for targeting Social Security in its new budget resolution unveiled Tuesday, contending that the move is part of an emerging Republican strategy to create a crisis atmosphere and set the stage for dramatic changes in how the program works.



Some people are still angry about the letter written by Republicans to Iran. It's also not helping that they said, "Dear Iran or Iraq, we can never keep you two straight."- Conan O'Brien










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More jobs have been created under Obama than both Bushes combined but Cheney is proud of his record of more 9/11s. - LOLGOP








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Wisconsin is a No. 1 seed in the NCAA Tournament, a clear vindication of Gov. Scott Walker’s union busting and tax cuts.- Tea Party Cat














Dick Cheney Emerges From Crypt
Dick Cheney is not a big fan of President Obama (and vice-versa).
In an interview published in Playboy, Cheney called Obama "the worst president in my lifetime," and that his damaging legacy will endure.








Alcohol: 75,000 US deaths per year. Cannabis: Zero. Maybe next St. Patrick's Day more people need to go green.- John Fugelsang









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Steps to the beach, Ithaki, Greece. I wish those were my legs sticking out at the bottom of the steps!

Peace.