Monday, October 6, 2014

FBI: Militants may be working on plan to strike US






FBI: Militants may be working on plan to strike US
An al-Qaida cell in Syria that was targeted in American military airstrikes last month could still be working on a plan to attack the United States or its allies and is "looking to do it very, very soon," the head of the FBI says.



Are Republicans more afraid Obama is going to give them Ebola or health insurance?- HELL-OLGOP










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





In a recent statement, Vladimir Putin said that Ukraine “has always been and would continue to be the closest sister nation to Russia.” And sometimes sisters fight when one sister steals the other sister’s boyfriend Crimea. - Seth Myers






Can We Have A War On People Who Preach?
Ellen Bogan of Huntington she says Indiana State Police Trooper Brian Hamilton preached Christianity to her when he pulled her over for an alleged traffic violation in Union County in August.




They just want to stop you from voting, marrying, making your own reproductive choices and having insurance.

Why wouldn't you trust them?- HEL-OLGOP










Leading Fox News scientists report that criticizing Obama for not invading Iraq will give you immunity from Ebola.- Top Conservative Cat




Republican Shenanigans








The Supreme Court helped make marriage equality legal in 5 more states! That's it. They’re my favorite Supremes. Don’t tell Diana Ross.- Ellen DeGeneres



War on Gays Ended By U.S. Supreme Court
The Supreme Court refused to get involved in the national debate over same-sex marriage Monday, leaving intact lower court rulings that will eventually lead to legalizing the practice in 11 additional states.








Republicans are willing to do *anything* to fight Ebola, except fund  medical research, invest in public health or expand health insurance.-HEL-OLGOP








Wow. The US Supreme Court Is Making Another Left Turn!
On Monday, the Supreme Court refused to hear the appeal of an Ohio science teacher who was fired for teaching creationism instead of evolution, Americans United for Separation of Church and State announced.







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Fox News math:
George W. Bush + Iraq > Obama + Iraq. - Top Conservative Cat










Colorado Re-writing History
Re-writing history, eliminating what they call “liberal bias” – in other words, “facts” – has become a Republican passion, one David Barton is hardly alone in pursuing. Just yesterday we saw the example of reality TV star Jessa Duggar, who blamed Charles Darwin for the Holocaust...“As an example, I note our slavery history. Yes, we practiced slavery. But we also ended it voluntarily, at great sacrifice










Make sure you register to vote this week, otherwise all those ads the Koch brothers run will be wasted!- Top Conservative Cat





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I’m no expert on epidemiology or infectious disease, but I just know everyone in America will be dead of Ebola by Tuesday thanks to Obama.- Top Conservative Cat



Ebola Arrives In Spain
In what is believed to be the first infection outside of Africa, an assistant nurse at a Madrid hospital where two Ebola patients died has contracted the virus herself, health officials said Monday.









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WARNING: If there's another meltdown of the economic system fed by massive mortgage fraud, we will put at least one Real Housewife in jail. - HEL-LOLGOP








Trumped Out
 Lights spelling out the Trump name are due to be removed from the shuttered Trump Plaza casino in Atlantic City after real-estate mogul Donald Trump sued to end a licensing deal with the casino owners to use his name, his family said on Monday.




If Walter White lived I hope his comeback involves a new seasonal pumpkin spiced meth.- John Fugelsang







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I want to be there, wherever it is!

Peace.

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Ha! Here is my post from Friday, I forgot to post! I still feel groggy from this darn flu!





I slept for 10 hours last night. I definitely feel as though I have the flu.

I started to work on AHNC this morning and promptly fell asleep. :(

But I do have a few graphics to entertain you!

I will be back on Monday come hell or high water!





My feelings on Ebola



My feelings on Republicans





My feelings About My Viewers


My feelings about myself


I'm going back to sleep now.

Peace.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Sick day.




Thank you for dropping by All Hat No Cattle.

I need a sick day. I'm pretty sure I don't have Ebola but I am so tired. I was barely able to post Wednesday's edition.

Get this, I slept 11 hours last night. 11 hours. And I am groggy as hell since waking up.

Sleeping sickness, you say?  Yeah because I am sick of sleeping!

I hope to be better tomorrow, if not I will post something to let you know what is up.

I found a few memes on being sick for your enjoyment!








Peace, y'all!






Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Dallas Ebola patient had contact with children, Texas governor says








Dallas Ebola patient had contact with children, Texas governor says
...The patient, a man, walked into an emergency room at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital in Dallas on September 26. A nurse asked him for his travel history while he was in the emergency room, and the patient said he had traveled to Africa, said Dr. Mark Lester, executive vice president of Texas Health Resources.
But that information was not "fully communicated" to the medical team, Lester said.



What is so disturbing about the Texas hospital sending the Ebola patient home, was that he told the hospital he was in Africa, and they still sent him home.
Do they have critical thinking skills in Texas?



Ebola hits Texas, where Rick Perry continues to refuse Medicaid expansion.  You guys still interested in secession?- John Fugelsang







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America's Early History Of Beheadings
In 1623, just two years after Native Americans and Pilgrims dined together at the first Thanksgiving, Pilgrim commander Myles Standish decapitated an enemy Indian chieftain and impaled his head on a pike outside of the Plymouth fort.

That's the part we typically omit from our Thanksgiving myth...









How many Republicans does it take to block Obama from changing a lightbulb?- Top Conservative Cat








Florida officer Tasers 62-year-old black woman in the back as she walks away




The man who shot the video made this comment after the lady was tased, "And they wonder why they're hated."

When will this madness end?



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Birthers Birth BS: Michelle Obama Is A Man
The birther fringe has been touting some highly dubious “evidence” that Michelle Obama was born a man and so is biologically incapable of being the mother of her own children.




PLEASE NOTE: Americans are still far more likely to die of being denied Medicaid expansion than Ebola.- LOLGOP









OK. I did some research. You're safe as long as you are not in contact with an Ebola victim...or rely on protection from the Secret Service. - LOLGOP



WTF? Is There An Assassination Plot Afoot?
I'm wondering what the editors at Politico were thinking when they let through this bizarre line about Obama being such an abysmal manager that only his death by assassination is likely to bring about needed reform of the Secret Service.








Republicans now think President Obama has a secret plot not to protect President Obama.- LOLGOP




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WTF? More Lazy Secret Servicemen?
A security contractor with a gun and three prior convictions for assault and battery was allowed on an elevator with President Barack Obama during a Sept. 16 trip to Atlanta, violating Secret Service protocols, according to three people familiar with the incident.








George Zimmerman wants to have his own reality show so it's a shame 'Getting Away With Murder' is already taken.- John Fugelsang




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White House breach is the biggest scandal since the Secret Service went to Colombia & got secretly serviced.- John Fugelsang








Sure, Minnesota, Go After A Mom Trying To Help Her Cancer Stricken Child
A Minnesota prosecutor will proceed with a child endangerment case against a mother who provided medical marijuana to her son to treat symptoms of a traumatic brain injury — despite the fact that Minnesota recently passed a law allowing cannabis oil to be used for medical purposes — ThinkProgress reports. That law, however, will not go into effect until 2015.



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The NFL recently hosted a football workshop in China. Unfortunately, most kids just ran when they heard the word “workshop.”- Jimmy Fallon



Texas Is Messing With U.S.
Just like last year, Texas is king of greenhouse gas emissions in the U.S., while Vermont remains the greenest state in terms of pollution that causes climate change.




Life is a series of commas, not periods.- Matthew McConaughey







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659 stairs to the top, The Guatape Rock in Colombia.

Peace.