Racist Mindthink

FBI steps into probe of unarmed Mo. teen's shooting
The FBI took over the investigation Monday of a weekend shooting in which an officer here killed an unarmed 18-year-old.



So, it is illegal to walk down the middle of a street? Next time I see that happen I'll whip out my gun and shoot them 8 times from 35 feet. That'll teach 'em.



Is the right angrier that the first black president didn't erase racism or that he's allowed to take a vacation. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• US sending arms to Kurds in Iraq
• Ruling that may allow Iraq PM Maliki to retain post problematic: official
• US air power delivers modest gains in Iraq as Yazidis flee to safety
• ‘Failure’: Hillary Clinton criticizes Obama for not intervening in Syria
• Russia Mounts Aid Convoy to Ukraine Despite NATO Warnings

Guys, let's just let the Republicans figure out this Iraq thing. It's kind of their specialty.- LOLGOP



A Conservative That Likes To Cozy Up To Communists
Steven Seagal plays at concert for pro-Russia separatists in Ukraine
Actor, musician and Vladimir Putin's friend performs with band at pro-'Donetsk People's Republic' show in Sevastopol, Crimea

Republican Shenanigans

• Supreme Court chief justice John Roberts asks lawyers to ‘rise above’ political bickering
• Sen. McConnell using Obama's unpopularity in Ky.
• Reality TV star Josh Duggar warns conservative Christians of Obama’s gay-friendly agenda
• Texas court rules against homeschoolers who expected rapture and stopped teaching kids
• Pat Robertson discusses plan to impeach Obama over Iraq: ‘Intervene, Lord! Send the angels!’

REMEMBER: The only thing the GOP learned from the Clinton impeachment was to wait until after the midterm election.- LOLGOP

Boobies Shown To Boobs
A group of topless dancers in Ohio on Sunday turned the tables on a fundamentalist church that has picketed their club for almost nine years.

According to the Coshocton Tribune, at least six bare-breasted women, employees and friends of the Foxhole North club marched outside the New Beginnings Ministries church in Warsaw.

Chart: Almost Every Obama Conspiracy Theory Ever




I still think John McCain should host Meet the Press. It's the only way to stop him from appearing as a guest.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

• After riots, hundreds in Missouri town protest black teen's death

Treasure map: See the wealthiest person in each U.S. state



The Russian government said Edward Snowden can stay for three more years. Or as Obama put it, "Eh, that was gonna be his prison sentence, anyway."- Jimmy Fallon

Scientists may have cracked the giant Siberian crater mystery — and the news isn’t good

So awful of President Obama to go on a vacation while Republicans have all sold their beach houses to join the army of the Iraqi Kurds.- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

• Mexico opens gas, oil to foreign, private firms
• Record drought hits Costa Rica, Central America's crops and cattle
• BuzzFeed Raises $50 Million, and More

Keystone Kops Klimate Kleanliness
The much-debated Keystone XL pipeline could produce four times more global warming pollution than the State Department calculated earlier this year, a new study concludes.


Pope Francis is calling on young people to get off the Internet and start doing something productive with their lives. Teens were like, "Uh, how do you think we saw you say that? We watched it on YouTube, dude!"- Jimmy Fallon

You know what city Forbes says is the coolest? The No. 1 coolest city in America is Washington, D.C. How did that happen? Did Obama start smoking again?- Jimmy Kimmel

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Most AHNC Viewers Must Be on Vacation. Two people emailed me. Thank you Ron and Sandra. Big Hug!

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Odd News

• Dolphin With Two Heads Washes Up on Turkish Beach
• Tick Bite Makes You Allergic To Meat
• Cash-stuffed bra lands Florida woman in trouble at airport
• Banned Drone May Have Damaged Yellowstone Spring
• Wanted: Repeat bank robber with fondness for hats

Time To Deflate Photo

Waterfall, Sivas Province, Turkey.

Peace.

US allies pledge support for Iraq, but no military action

US allies pledge support for Iraq, but no military action
As US President Barack Obama ordered his warplanes back to Iraq to prevent a potential genocide, Western allies appeared more reticent, limiting their contribution to promises of humanitarian aid and expressions of diplomatic outrage.



NEXT ON FOX NEWS: WHY NIXON WOULD HAVE PROSECUTED OBAMA. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• UK welcomes US strikes in Iraq but rules out military action of its own
• Islamic State jihadists seize Iraq’s largest dam in Mosul
• Israel strikes Gaza after militants resume rocket fire
• Rival Afghan presidential candidates sign deal to cooperate

Looks like Hamas will not recognize Israel's right to not have rockets shot at it.- LOLGOP

4 straight presidents launched military strikes in Iraq. 1 before them sold it chemical weapons. 
But only 1 was fool enough to occupy it. - LOLGOP

Red Cross Distressed Over Gaza Civilian Deaths
The scale of civilian losses during the four-week conflict in the Gaza Strip must not happen again, the head of the International Committee of the Red Cross said on Thursday.

Speaking to reporters after visiting Gaza, ICRC President Peter Maurer said he was “deeply distressed and shocked to see the impact of violence on the civilian population”.




"To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty, but also of  compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness. What we choose to emphasize in this complex history will determine our lives. If we see only the worst, it destroys our capacity to do something. If we remember those times and places  -- and there are so many -- where people have behaved magnificently, this  gives us the energy to act, and at least the possibility of sending this spinning top of a world in a different direction." - Howard Zinn

A Russian crime ring has stolen 1.2 billion user names and password combinations, which I'm pretty sure is all of them.- Jimmy Kimmel



Putin Puffs Chest
Russian nuclear bombers were spotted flying near Alaska this week. Major Beth Smith, of the U.S. Northern Command and the North American Aerospace Defense...



Bush supporters who criticize Obama over Iraq are porn for Satan. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

• Republican Dreams Shattered as Koch Ideology Flops In Red State Kansas
• Awkward: Mitch McConnell's wife is Major (player) in the 'war on coal'
• McDaniel calls for Republican 'punishment,' donations
• Ex-SNL ditz Victoria Jackson loses TN race, vows to annoy winners with conspiracy 
• Florida church cancels ‘blasphemous’ funeral after learning man was gay
• Stephen Colbert tries to outdo Fox News’ Ben Carson for most outlandish Ebola panic

I DON'T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT TO HANDLE EBOLA BUT IT WILL BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH 10 FEET OF RISING SEA WATER AND ENDLESS DROUGHTS EASY. - LOLGOP

Awkward.

Pennsylvania bridal shop won’t sell gowns to lesbian couple, sparking backlash

Two women who hoped to buy gowns to wear to their wedding were turned away from a bridal shop in Bloomsberg, Pennsylvania, prompting a torrent of criticism for the store online and by word-of-mouth.






GOP to Tea Party: We won't let your terrible candidates win but we will adopt your terrible ideas.- LOLGOP



"Undoing" the GOP Gerrymandering Mess
 Florida lawmakers are one step closer to approving a proposal that would make slight changes to seven congressional districts to comply with a court order.

Jesus said help the poor, he forgave criminals, chased capitalists from the Temple & was obviously funded by George Soros.- John Fugelsang



Rock The Voter News

• Democrats Could Lose Their Senate Candidate in Montana
• Tough anti-abortion laws examined in federal court
• CDC director: Scale of Ebola crisis unprecedented

Seven Million More Democrat Voters?
 More than seven million Americans have gained health coverage through government programs including Medicaid since enrollment in Obamacare health insurance was launched October 1, the U.S. administration said on Friday.



Didn't think the War on White people was real until I learned that "Weird" Al has never performed at a Super Bowl halftime show.- LOLGOP

Illegal Immigration Drops By 50%
The number of unaccompanied children illegally entering the United States at its southern border fell by half from June to July, US officials said on Thursday.

In a statement, US Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said the number of children arriving without adult accompaniment was 10,628 in June, but fell to 5,508 in July.

An even more sizeable decline was seen in the number of adults arriving in the US accompanied by children, which fell from 16,330 to 7,410 during the same time period. Johnson praised increased US vigilance at its border with Mexico for the declining numbers of undocumented migrants.

Ann Coulter is to Christianity as Christ is to hate.- John Fugelsang

Some Conservatives wonder why a Christian doctor went to Africa & got Ebola instead of opening a craft store that denies women birth control. - LOLGOP



What Global Warming?
The largest red tide bloom seen in Florida in nearly a decade has killed thousands of fish in the Gulf of Mexico and may pose a greater health threat if it washes ashore as expected in the next two weeks, researchers said on Thursday.

Business/Tech News

• Wall St. rises despite Iraq air strikes; indexes off for week
• FAA names New York as test site for small agricultural drones
• GM issues third recall on SUVs that can catch fire
• WTO upholds 'rare earth' ruling against China

Russia Now Eating Potatoes and Beets
Russia banned most food imports from the West on Thursday in retaliation for sanctions over Ukraine, an unexpectedly sweeping move that will cost farmers in North America, Europe and Australia billions of dollars but will also likely lead to ...


Ever notice that when you don't want to pay to educate poor children you wind up paying to incarcerate poor dropouts?- John Fugelsang

The San Antonio Spurs have made history by becoming the first team in the NBA to hire a female assistant coach. She is the first woman to get that close to that many NBA players without being a Kardashian.- Conan O'Brien

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Is anyone out there in cyberspace?
I haven't received an email for weeks!
lisa@allhatnocattle.net

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Odd News

• Toddler slides through White House gate, alarming Secret Service
• Monkey takes 'selfies,' sparking copyright dispute
• Tourists in Budapest pay to be locked up in cellars
• California insurer pays out in buckets, literally
• Emergency Responders Break Car Window to Free Doll in Car Seat

Time To Deflate Photo

Inner beauty. Don't judge a book by it's cover.

Peace.

Thank you for stopping by

Ay yi yi. I couldn't post today, too much going on. My girlfriend is ill, the ride I hitched to the bank took hours longer than expected, you know, life goes on and sometimes rolls over our best intentions.
At least I'm not in Hawaii awaiting not one but two hurricanes. Good luck to my Hawaiian friends.
I will post a new edition tomorrow.
Pura vida.

Peace.