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Wednesday, January 28, 2026

CNN Stars Dump On Melania Movie’s Chances: ‘Even Trump’ Couldn’t Buy Enough Tickets To Make It a Hit

CNN Stars Dump On Melania Movie’s Chances: ‘Even Trump’ Couldn’t Buy Enough Tickets To Make It a Hit

CNN anchor Erin Burnett and data reporter Harry Enten dumped all over the Amazon MGM Studios bio-doc about First Lady Melania Trump, predicting that even...

I just called the police. Somebody broke into my car, didn’t steal anything, and left four tickets for the Melania movie. That is a hate crime. - LePapillonBlu2

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Keith Porter's, Renee Good's and
Alex Pretti's killer has not been arrested yet.
All 3 of these killers are being protected by the U.S. government and we must continue to demand their arrest.
No justice. No peace! - True Blue

Wow. The woman who recorded Alex Pretti's shooting tells @andersoncooper
she has still not been contacted by anyone in the federal government as part of its investigation. - Kaitlan Collins, CNN

NRA Explains 2nd Amendment To Trump

The National Rifle Association (NRA) pushed back Tuesday against statements from President Trump and FBI Director Kash Patel stating that demonstrators should not bring guns to protests.

“The NRA unequivocally believes that all law-abiding citizens have a right to keep and bear arms anywhere they have a legal right to be,” the NRA wrote in a Tuesday post on social platform X.

Good afternoon.
Where are the Epstein files?

Republican Shenanigans

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong. - Ilhan Omar

The scariest part is that we all watched Alex get murdered and our government literally said "no, you didn't."

Apparently, The Only Way We'll See The Epstein Files Is If Some Brave Soul Leaks Them.

The Justice Department said in a Jan. 27 court filing that it expects to complete processing millions of files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein "in the near term," but did not provide a timeline to release the information to the public as required by law.

More than a month has passed since the deadline set by Congress for the Department of Justice to publish all its Epstein files and upwards of millions of documents and photographs have not been released.

Stephen Colbert: “Do not compare ICE or Border Patrol agents to the Nazis. That’s an unfair comparison. The Nazis were willing to show their faces.”

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Rock The Voter News

Ilhan Omar spent four years in a refugee camp and ended up becoming a Congresswoman. She represents the best of America, while Donald Trump represents the worst. - Andrea Junker

Future Election Interference Is My Guess...

FBI agents were executing a search warrant at the Fulton County elections office near Atlanta on Wednesday, an agency spokesperson confirmed.

Them: Why was he at a protest with a gun?

Me: Why were border patrol agents in the middle of a city instead of at the border? - Amity

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Business/Tech News

Aside from all the treason stuff,.. Trump has not created ANY jobs. Zero. - Richard Sanchez

Wait, What? Congress Was Working?

A new “click-to-cancel” rule introduced in Congress earlier this month is reawakening a conversation about how best to protect consumers from falling victim to shady tactics by companies that offer subscriptions.

“If you raise your voice I’ll erase your voice” said an ice agent.

Insane. - Adam Kinzinger

The establishment will irritate you – pull your beard, flick your face – to make you fight. Because once they've got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non-violence and humor. - John Lennon

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Time To Deflate Photo

San Francisco, California. There is nowhere left to build because everyone wants to live there, including that mountain lion that was just caught.

Peace.

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Trump Says Kristi Noem Won’t Resign After Minnesota Shootings

Trump Says Kristi Noem Won’t Resign After Minnesota Shootings

President Donald Trump said Tuesday Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem won't resign amid calls from top Democrats in Congress for her to be ousted...

I stand with dogs against Kristi Noem!

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I have a feeling we’re only just starting to find out how many people have been murdered by ICE - Jamie Bonkiewicz

So, How Are Things Going In Venezuela?
Family members of two men killed in a U.S. missile strike against a suspected drug boat near Venezuela filed a wrongful death lawsuit on Tuesday, alleging the pair were murdered in a "manifestly unlawful" military campaign targeting civilian vessels.

There are 213 Democrats in the House and only 140 have signed the petition for articles of impeachment against Noem. The fck are you waiting for? One more death? Two more deaths? - KellyD

Homan to MN, Trump speaks with Walz, Leavitt distances Trump a bit from Noem—all show Trump’s feeling heat. But these gestures mean as much as Putin suggesting he’s changed and wants peace with Ukraine.

Don’t fall for it.

Insist: ICE and CBP off the streets of Minnesota. - Bill Kristol

Imagine all the terrible sht they are doing that we don’t even know about. - John Collins

Republican Shenanigans

I hope for MAGA sake the Melania movie has subtitles because she can't speak english for sh-t. Why can't she assimilate? Ilhan Omar speaks better english than she does. - Alex Cole

I can’t think of anything more tone-deaf than Melania going on Fox today asking for “unity” after her husband’s masked thugs murdered a VA nurse in Minneapolis—all while she’s promoting her horrible new movie. I don’t want to hear from Melania ever, except under oath and about Epstein. - Andy Borowitz

Mike Johnson would hate for you to know that nearly 40% of his district is on Medicaid.

Or that 1.6 million Louisianans — about 35% of the state — rely on it.

It would be terrible if this information went viral. - Gavin Newsom

Joe Biden Calls It As It Is

Former President Joe Biden delivered a scathing public rebuke of the federal government’s actions in Minneapolis on Tuesday, accusing the administration of betraying the nation’s “core values” after the fatal shootings of Renée Good and Alex Pretti amid protests over immigration enforcement operations.

Though he stopped short of naming President Donald Trump, Biden said the people of Minnesota had “suffered at the hands of this Administration” in one of his most forceful political interventions since leaving office.

Breaking: Trump tells Supporters that Nursing no longer a profession. DHS now classifies Nurses as Racial Leftist paid Agitators. - William B.

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I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan. - Governor Tim Walz

Yep, Trump Is Gonna Take ~~Your~~ Democrat's Guns
President Donald Trump was asked about the killing of Alex Pretti and blurted out that “you can’t have guns” at a protest — even after days of Second Amendment backlash over that exact sentiment.

Trump: "You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns...You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that."

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Business/Tech News

I just saw a commercial on CNN for Fannie Mae with a fake AI Trump voice (it sounded like Trump would if he wasn’t mentally mashed potatoes) that looked like a campaign commercial.

Who is paying for that? - Adam Kinzinger

Apparently, Tesla Is Tanking Due To Musk's Big Mouth

The value of Tesla’s brand lost $15.4 billion, about 36%, in 2025, marking a third-straight annual decline, according to research and consulting firm Brand Finance.

A lack of innovative new models, and the relatively high price of Tesla’s electric vehicles compared to competitors eroded its brand value, said Brand Finance CEO David Haigh, as did CEO Elon Musk’s continued “overreach” into geopolitics, and his lack of focus on his autos business.

We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize sht again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar. - Ron Filipkowski

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Time To Deflate Photo

Not AI, I swear. The gerenuk, also known as the giraffe gazelle, is a long-necked, medium-sized antelope found in parts of East Africa.

Peace.

Monday, January 26, 2026

Trump Appears to Bench Kristi Noem, Sending Tom Homan to MN

Trump Appears to Bench Kristi Noem, Sending Tom Homan to MN

Trump has announced he will send Tom Homan to Minneapolis, an apparent benching of DHS honcho Kristi Noem, who has reportedly been at odds with the border...

Trump is about to sell out the entire MAGA scamfluencer media ecosystem. The leaks are rolling hard from the WH right now, and Kristi and her meat puppet Corey are on the block. - Rick Wilson

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Minnesota National Guard was asked why they’re handing out coffee, donuts, and hot chocolate to protesters.

Answer: “It’s a demonstration of safety and security. We’re here to help.”

That’s how you de-escalate.
Not masks. Not threats. Not bullets.

This Judge Smells A Shakedown. Emphasizes Quick Ruling.

President Donald Trump’s threat of “retribution” and Attorney General Pam Bondi’s explicit policy demands may be undercutting the federal government’s legal arguments defending its immigration crackdown in Minnesota.

A judge hearing a lawsuit seeking to halt the ongoing surge of thousands of federal immigration agents in the Twin Cities repeatedly cited Trump’s and Bondi’s statements Monday as evidence that the massive “Operation Metro Surge” in the Twin Cities isn’t aimed solely at enforcing immigration laws. Rather, their comments appear to suggest it is intended to strongarm Minnesota officials into complying with administration policy demands.

If you're wondering what the world thinks, Spanish news is reporting these incidents as public executions.

Republican Shenanigans

Mike Johnson Says He Hasn’t Had Chance to Look At Commandment That Says “Thou Shalt Not Kill” - Andy Borowitz

Remember folks, Stephen Miller said Alex Pretti was “an assassin who tried to murder federal agents" and J.D. Vance retweeted it. - Liam Nissan

Jake Tapper Discovers Journalism!!!

CNN’s Jake Tapper came with receipts when Border Patrol Commander-at-large Gregory Bovino challenged him on social media for insinuating he was a liar.

Keep in mind ICE only has 22,000 officers with a 75 billion dollar budget. The US Marine Corps has 186,000 active duty personnel with a 57 billion dollar budget. What does ICE need this funding for?

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Rock The Voter News

MAGA went from “teachers should be required to carry guns” to “carrying a gun makes you a criminal” in record time. - Jamie Bonkiewicz

Trump Is Treading Water In The Middle Of An Ocean He Created

CNN chief data analyst Harry Enten on Monday declared that ICE’s conduct has proven to be a “political disaster” for President Donald Trump.

That declaration came less than 48 hours after 37-year-old nurse Alex Pretti was shot and killed by ICE agents in Minneapolis. The incident came when ICE and Department of Homeland Security were already under immense scrutiny following the death of Renee Good just weeks earlier in the same city.

Melania opening her $75 million vanity debacle during her husband's horrific violence is pure Eva Braun. She's ignoring the ICE homicides while cavorting in the ruins of the Kennedy Center, with Bari Weiss fawning by her side. - Paul Rudnick

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Business/Tech News

I don't think anyone expected Libs getting the second amendment in the national divorce. - Slazac

Mass Deportations Affecting Businesses Large and Small. Who Knew?
From family-run cafes to retail giants, businesses are increasingly coming into the crosshairs of President Donald Trump’s mass deportation campaign, whether it's public pressure for them to speak out against aggressive immigration enforcement or becoming the sites for such arrests themselves.

Most of you Christians are sitting at tables Jesus would’ve flipped. - LucifersTweetz

How you treat people when no one important is watching says everything about who you are. - John F. Kennedy Jr.

Minnesota believes in law and order. We believe in peace. And we believe that Trump needs to pull his 3,000 untrained agents out of Minnesota before they kill another American in the street. - Governor Tim Walz

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