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Monday, January 19, 2026

Trump Pens Unhinged Greenland Letter: ‘No Obligation to Think Purely of Peace’

Trump Pens Unhinged Greenland Letter: ‘No Obligation to Think Purely of Peace’

Trump directly linked his demand for Greenland to his personal grievance over the Nobel Peace Prize in a letter sent to Norway's prime minister.

The entire world knows we have a president who's mentally ill. When are we as a nation going to start talking about that? - George Conway

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Donald Trump said today that he’s going to declare war on Denmark because Norway didn’t give him the Nobel prize.

I wish I were making this up. Google the story, it’s horrific. - John Aravosis

Stephen Miller Thinks He's President...
President Donald Trump’s top aide, Stephen Miller, shockingly declared that local and state law enforcement have been ordered to “stand down and surrender” as anti-ICE protests continue to grip the state

JD Vance: “Denmark has not done a good job keeping Greenland safe.”

400 children who were shot dead in their classrooms would like to have a word about being kept safe. - Marlene Robertson

Republican Shenanigans

Trying to provoke both a world war and civil war at the same time while demanding a Nobel Peace Prize is a level of insanity I've never seen before.
- CC Ekeke

Scott Jennings Is A Smarmy Snake
Democratic strategist and CNN regular Julie Roginsky launched a ferocious public broadside against Scott Jennings, one of the network’s most prominent conservative voices, in an attack she admitted will “probably” get her “banned” from future appearances...“CNN once sold itself as the grown-up in the room. It was the network you turned to when the stakes got real. That reputation – earned over decades – was built on restraint, seriousness, and a basic respect for viewers,” she wrote. “Which is why CNN’s continued reliance on Scott Jennings is not just baffling, but corrosive to its brand.”

Anyone else notice how the “fishing boats full of drugs” storyline disappeared the second Trump got the oil? - Jamie Bonkiewicz

Apparently, The Justice Department Is Above The Law. How Convenient.

One month after the justice department’s congressionally mandated deadline to release all Jeffrey Epstein investigative files went unmet, victims’ advocates are expressing outrage over the department’s failure to comply with federal law.

Advocates have also indicated that they are not surprised, describing the justice department’s noncompliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act as yet another example of US officials failing to hold wrongdoers accountable in the ongoing saga.

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European Union Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House. - Andy Borowitz

Billionaire Continues His Quest To Buy U.S. Elections
Billionaire Elon Musk donated $10 million last week to a Super PAC affiliated with Kentucky Senate candidate Nate Morris (R), who is part of a competitive field running to replace Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), Axios reported Monday.

Europe Forms Coalition of the Willing to Return Democracy to the U.S. - Andy Borowitz

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How does it not bother so many people that this president uses the office to enrich himself and his family? - NewReaganCaucus

Trump Is The King of Grifters
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair accepted a spot on President Donald Trump’s proposed “Board of Peace,” but is now balking at the $1 billion fee for nations to wishing to secure a permanent spot in the organization...

Martin Luther King Jr. received a Nobel Peace Prize and Trump didn't and never will.

Happy Birthday to my amazing big sister Dolly Rebecca Parton.
Who would’ve thought she would live such an amazing life so far and do so many amazing things to make life better for so many people! Love to you sister. - Stella Parton

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Peace.

Friday, January 16, 2026

Tortilla, broccoli, ‘a piece of chicken’: US agriculture secretary mocked for ‘money-saving’ meal

Tortilla, broccoli, ‘a piece of chicken’: US agriculture secretary mocked for ‘money-saving’ meal

The US agriculture secretary, Brooke Rollins, is facing ridicule from congressional Democrats – among others – after claiming Americans can save money and have their meals align with new Department of Health and Human Services dietary guidelines by simply eating “a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli”, “a corn tortilla” and “one other thing”.

One representative even called the remarks “a slap in the face to struggling working families”.

If you haven’t tried chicken nugget in a tortilla with broccoli stem, you don’t know what you’re missing. - Mike Robbins

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Trump Regifts Nobel Peace Prize to Putin. - Andy Borowitz

If Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado thinks sucking up to Trump is a winning strategy she should check in with Marjorie Taylor Greene and Elise Stefanik. - Andy Borowitz

I like presidents who don’t have to be gifted Nobel peace prizes out of pity because they’re they’re emotionally 3 years old. - CALL TO ACTIVISM

This Is So Unseemly...

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado said President Donald Trump “deserved” the Nobel Peace Prize she presented to him on Thursday during a White House visit.

Speaking to Fox News in a teased interview with Fox & Friends Weekend host Rachel Campos-Duffy, Machado described the moment she presented the award to the president in a gilded frame as “emotional.”

Trump's hands are so small that he flips people the hummingbird. - Renee

Republican Shenanigans

Minnesota is the first place Trump has attacked that doesn’t have oil. - Andy Borowitz

NOW Republicans Care About Healthcare!

A number of Republicans facing uphill reelection bids in November were present at the White House for a rural health care roundtable with President Trump on Friday.

The roundtable follows the administration announcing that $10 billion would be invested in states’ rural health care under the Rural Health Care Transformation Program last month.

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I’d crawl over dirty broken glass through clouds of teargas to get out of a theater playing Melania Trump’s movie.

Kiss Trump's Butt And You'll Be OK...

The House Ethics Committee announced Friday afternoon that Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) was under investigation by the Office of Congressional Conduct (OCC).As pointed out by Business Insider’s Bryan Metzger, it is not yet known why Mace is being investigated. Considering the timing at the beginning of December, it may relate to an incident at the Charleston International Airport just over a month prior, in which she reportedly berated airport police. An internal investigation report accused Mace of overreacting to a miscommunication about her travel security, causing a “spectacle,” calling the police “f*cking idiots” and “f*cking incompetent.” Mace has disputed the allegations in the report, which she claimed was “falsified.”

In my beloved City of Little Rock for a conference with some of America’s finest. I walk the streets knowing that a private army of the president of the U.S. is invading our cities looking to please their commander. I must wonder how long it will take them to get to me. - Jimmie von Tungeln

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Stephen Colbert: “Where are the Epstein Files? We were told there would be Epstein Files. You signed a law to release the Epstein Files by the middle of last month, but you still haven’t. It kind of makes you seem like a… pedophile protector!”

Trump Threatens Tariffs On Countries Who Think He's An Idiot

President Donald Trump threatened to use tariffs to force support for the annexation of Greenland, which he maintains is critical for the United States’ “national security.”

“I may put a tariff on countries if they don’t go along with Greenland. We need Greenland for national security. So I may do that,” Trump said at the White House on Friday, without providing specific details about the potential plan.

Status Update:
Currently holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

BREAKING: As Donald Trump cancels free admission to National Parks on MLK Day, California will be offering FREE entry at more than 200 participating state parks.

Honor MLK. Get outdoors. And stick it to an old man with a fragile ego. - Governor Gavin Newsom

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Thursday, January 15, 2026

Tim Walz Demands Trump End ‘Organized Brutality’ of Minnesota’s ICE ‘Occupation’ in Prime-Time Address

Tim Walz Demands Trump End ‘Organized Brutality’ of Minnesota’s ICE ‘Occupation’ in Prime-Time Address

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz demanded President Donald Trump and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem “end this occupation” of Minnesota in a rare prime-time address on Wednesday, as he accused the administration of unleashing “organized brutality” in its latest ICE push.

One week ago they killed a white woman in broad daylight.

Tonight they’ve shot a protester in the leg and put six children in the hospital.

The kids were in a car with their Dad who was trying to get them out of the neighborhood.

ICE threw a flash bang at the car.

6 children. - Kelly

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

So no Republican in Congress wants to know why trump is holding the revenue from the Venezuelan oil sales in an offshore bank account??? - Covie

NATO Countries Rush To Protect NATO Member From NATO Member
European countries were sending small numbers of military personnel to Greenland on Thursday as Denmark and its allies prepared for exercises to try to assure U.S. President Donald Trump of its security as he pushes to acquire the island.

Jack Smith on Trump’s behavior on Jan 6, 2021: “He was getting calls from people he trusts, people he relies on—and he still refused to come to the aid of the people at the Capitol. That’s very important evidence for criminal intent in our case.”

Republican Shenanigans

Stephen Colbert: “Where are the Epstein Files? We were told there would be Epstein Files. You signed a law mandating you would have to release the Epstein Files by the middle of last month, but you still haven’t. It kind of makes you seem like a… pedophile protector!”

LOL.Apparently The Clintons Would Love To Testify Publicly

The Clintons on Wednesday doubled down on their vow to fight back as Rep. James Comer and other congressional Republicans vowed to pursue contempt of Congress charges against the former president and former secretary of State over their defiance of subpoenas in the panel's Epstein investigation

The statement from the Clintons comes a day after they released a scathing letter addressed to Comer saying that "now is the time" to "fight for this country" and blasted Comer's efforts as "partisan politics."

I'm no expert but has anyone tried throwing garlic at Stephen Miller? - LePapillonBlu2

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Rock The Voter News

Remember when voting in all forms was encouraged and protected?

The Supreme Court Ensures A Chaotic Midterm Election
The Supreme Court on Wednesday revived an Illinois Congress member’s lawsuit over a state mail-in ballot law, paving the way for political candidates nationwide to challenge election laws more easily in their states.

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Business/Tech News

So if Ford suspended a man for calling a pedophile protector a pedophile protector, one can only conclude that Ford is protecting pedophiles as well.

Have Proof of Citizenship On You At All Times!
Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem advised reporters that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers may ask some Americans for proof of citizenship during enforcement operations.

Because of Trump's “Big Beautiful Bill,” the annual ICE budget — at $28 billion — is now larger than the annual budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, U.S. Marshals Service and the Bureau of Prisons COMBINED.

No. The American people do not want Trump's domestic army. - Sen. Bernie Sanders

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