All Hat No Cattle

Trump administration asks appeals court to immediately halt ruling on SNAP funding

A group of local governments and nonprofits is urging an appeals court to keep in place an order requiring the Trump administration fully pay for November SNAP benefits.

Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

To everyone who thinks Zohran Mamdani will force New York to be Muslim:

A Muslim has never knocked on my door trying to convince me to convert.

Just saying. - Ariana Jasmine

So, I Guess This Means The Speedboat Strikes Will Continue.

Trump administration officials told lawmakers on Capitol Hill that the U.S. does not have legal justification to support launching strikes inside Venezuela.

Top officials, including Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and an official from the White House Office of Legal Counsel, attended the classified briefing on Wednesday where they told lawmakers the U.S. is not currently planning to launch a land strike inside Venezuela, according to CNN.

Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?

Character isn't something you tell people about.

It's something you live. - Joshua Reed Eakle

FYI, he’s not ‘sleeping’ he’s high. Benzo’s will do that to you after a long night of snorting Adderall. - Noel Casler

Republican Shenanigans

Republicans have not controlled the Senate, House, majority of Governors, the Supreme Court & the Presidency since 1928.

Guess what happened in 1929? - John Bourscheid

This Should Be An Interesting Battle

Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY), a close ally of President Donald Trump, has announced a 2026 gubernatorial bid in her home state of New York...“Kathy Hochul is the Worst Governor in America,” Stefanik said in the post. “Under her failed leadership, New York is the most unaffordable state in the nation with the highest taxes, highest energy, utilities, rent, and grocery bills. When New Yorkers were looking for leadership from our Governor, she bent the knee to the raging Defund the Police, Tax Hiking Communist causing catastrophe for New York families.”

916 people have over $8,000,000,000,000 in the US.

But God forbid we raise the $7.25 min wage because that would be "bad" for the economy. - Eric Garcia for Congress

Weird how we have the money for ICE but not air traffic controllers. - JoJoFromJerz

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Rock The Voter News

Alan Dershowitz and George Santos have announced they’ll be leaving NYC. Mamdani is improving the city and he’s not even sworn in yet! - Meacham

What's Next, Dr. Oz? Lebensborn Babies?
Dr. Oz was branded "sickening" after a comment he made about making more "Trump babies" as he announced a plan to lower the cost of fertility drugs.

"We've dropped [the price of] infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies — I'm hoping by the midterms," the administrator for the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services said as he spoke during an Oval Office announcement regarding deals to lower the cost of weight-loss and other drugs.

And what are they feeding people at the White House? Everyone working there seems to be decaying at an alarming rate. - The Politburo of Teabilly Mockery

Costa Rica Has Become the South Florida of the 1980s and 1990s

Drugs hide in fruit containers like bananas and pineapples, which speed through customs to avoid spoilage. Thousands of kilograms get seized each year in Costa Rica, and the country ranks fourth in cocaine interceptions in the Netherlands, behind Brazil, Ecuador, and Panama.

Since the 2019 opening of the Moín port in Limón province, Costa Rica’s involvement in Latin America’s drug routes has expanded. NOS reports that local gangs, drawn by the profits, have fueled conflicts that affect everyday people.

Violence has surged as a result. Homicides jumped 53 percent from 2020 to 2023, hitting a record 907 murders in 2023. This year, officials project over 900 killings again. Gangs target rivals in poor neighborhoods, where fights over territory spill into communities.

Hear me out…An episode of The Price is Right, but it’s exclusively people from the Trump administration guessing what different grocery items currently cost. - Karly Kingsley

Billionaires are freaking out about Mamdani’s socialism. But we’ve had socialism in this country for decades—it’s just redistributed wealth from the poor to the rich. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Over a MILLION layoffs this year; the highest total in more than a decade. America is a trump casino going bankrupt. - Andy Borowitz

One Trillion Dollars For Musk
Tesla (TSLA) shareholders approved CEO Elon Musk's new pay package, one that could reach $1 trillion in overall compensation. Tesla said Musk's package passed with over 75% approval.

One Trillion Dollar Pay Package Fails to Make Elon Musk Interesting. - Andy Borowitz

There's a lady on tiktok calling churches saying she needs help buying formula for her baby just to see if they will actually help their communities. She's called 20+ places and so far only a mosque and a tiny little church in Appalachia have offered to help. - abby4thepeople