Wednesday, October 1, 2025

Gavin Newsom compares Pete Hegseth to ‘Simpsons’ character Ralph Wiggum

California Gov. Gavin Newsom mocked the president and the secretary of defense following the pair's address to military leaders Tuesday morning outside...



We have the most effective and lethal fighting force this planet has ever seen. And if you want to continue that, what you can’t do is spend time making soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines march in parades, pick up garbage in the streets of Washington, D.C. and other cities, or show up at meetings like this one that have no military purpose at all. - Sen. Mark Kelly









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This was one of the most embarrassing days for our nation. Rounding up all our generals, berating them, having a drunk & pedophile lecturing them on their manners & appearance, having to listen to that WH clown talk about the Gulf of America. It's absolutely disgusting. It's literally gutter trash lecturing the best in our country - WTFGOP








He's Gonna Rob Us Blind










Jimmy Kimmel: “I love the idea that Donald Trump is lecturing these guys on fitness. Listen up generals, the Pillsbury Dough President wants you to do pilates. If you get so fat you start breaking escalators, you are unfit to serve in the military.”








Republican Shenanigans


Just to be absolutely clear, Americans are VASTLY underreacting to what's being done to their country right now. - Democratic Socialists








Trump's Spin Meister Would Have Sounded Better In The Original German 
New York Times White House reporter Shawn McCreesh pressed Karoline Leavitt at Wednesday’s White House press briefing on Jared Kushner’s recent role in Middle East negotiations – a region in which he has made vast wealth for himself...“I think it’s frankly despicable that you’re trying to suggest that it’s inappropriate for Jared Kushner, who is widely respected around the world and has great trust and relationships with these critical partners in these countries, to strike a 20-point comprehensive, detailed peace plan that no other administration would ever be able to achieve!” Leavitt replied








Hegseth wants women out of the military so he can have all the eyeliner and lipstick for himself - Andy Borowitz








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I'm Starting To Think That Mike Johnson Is In The Epstein Files
Democrats are accusing House Speaker Mike Johnson of stalling the swearing-in of newly elected Adelita Grijalva, who will represent Arizona’s 7th Congressional District, because she will sign a petition forcing a vote on releasing the Jeffrey Epstein files.










Hegseth's Meeting Backfires as Military Audience Starts Chanting, "Epstein, Epstein" - Andy Borowitz








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Did you guys notice how the Republicans shut down the government right when it was time to vote on the Epstein files? - Liam Nissan







Warren Buffetts’s solution to end the US government shutdown:
"I could end the deficit in five minutes. You just pass a law that says that any time there’s a deficit of more than three percent of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for re-election."








The Propaganda Machine Is In Full Swing
Federal employees at multiple agencies received emails Tuesday blaming congressional Democrats for a potential government shutdown “forced” by the party, an unusual use of government communications that typically steer clear of political comments.








People aren’t poor because they’re bad with money. They’re poor because everything costs more than what they’re paid. - Zellie









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Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Hegseth slams 'fat generals,' says U.S. officers should resign if they don't support his agenda

U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth slammed "fat generals" and diversity initiatives that he said led to decades of decay in the military...




The only speech Hegseth should give is one that begins, “My name is Pete and I’m an alcoholic.” - Andy Borowitz









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The last person on the planet who should be holding our military to the “highest possible standards”, is the guy who shared classified war plans with a reporter in a Signal chat. - JoJoFromJerz









Hegseth's Meeting Backfires as Military Audience Starts Chanting, "Epstein, Epstein" - Andy Borowitz








Hakeem Jeffries Should Wear a Sombrero and Mustache and Hand Trump a TACO!
As the US government barrels toward a shutdown, President Donald Trump shared a racist video on social media, which appears to be AI-generated, depicting House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero and a mustache and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer speaking in a fake voice.








Charlie Kirk was murdered about 20 days ago. Since then, there have been:  

 - 29 mass shootings  
- 35+ deaths  
- about 111+ people injured - Arianna Jasmine









Republican Shenanigans


Jimmy Kimmel on JD Vance (aka Vice President Maybelline): “My ratings aren’t very good? Last time I checked your ratings were somewhere between a hair in your salad and chlamydia. In 3.5 years, I’m not the one who’s gonna be doing mascara tutorials on YouTube”









Hardball Politics








Couldn’t Trump just use the $17 trillion he says he got from all these other countries to fund the government? 

That should cover us for a while. 

Where is that, by the way? - Ron Filipkowski








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Blaming Democrats for a shutdown when you control the House, Senate, and the White House only proves you can't govern. - The Lincoln Project








In Other Words: Do It My Way or the Hard Way









Is it fair to say that if the Epstein files completely exonerated Trump, they would have been released a long time ago ? - John Cleese








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Sen. Tammy Duckworth is calling for Pete Hegseth to resign.
"If this PR stunt proved anything, it's that the best thing Pete Hegseth can do to strengthen our military is resign in disgrace immediately."







The Dismantling of the Government Continues...









“There are more mentions of Donald Trump in the Epstein Files than there are House Republicans here in Washington D.C. today.” - Rep. Greg Casar











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Monday, September 29, 2025

Pentagon calls up 200 National Guard troops after Trump Portland announcement


U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Sunday ordered 200 Oregon National Guard troops to be deployed under federal authority while the...



How did the Epstein files wind up in Portland? - Andy Borowitz







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JUST IN - Kash Patel asks public for patience as FBI decides what to write on Church Shooter's bullets. - TheRealThelma1










What, No Ceasefire?









There are over 33,000 homeless veterans in America. I say we house ALL of them before we spend 1 more dime bailing out foreign dictators….or building a ballroom. - Brad








Furious Kim Jong Un Claims Trump Stole His Idea of Attacking US Cities. - Andy Borowitz










In one day, Mike Johnson protected the child-rapists of the Epstein Files; while Pete Hegseth honored the child-killers of Wounded Knee. 

And that’s MAGA Christianity.  They simply removed all those woke tiresome Jesus parts. - John Fugelsang







Secret Service SUV Sends Smoke Signals For Help








I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money. - Brad












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If Obama had to release his birth certificate to prove he's American, Trump should have to release the Epstein files to prove he’s not a ped*phile. - Brad








Hey MAGA: Welcome To Dirty Water World For Everybody!










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I think now would be a good time to pay Congress minimum wage and take away their health insurance and pensions. Let them see how the rest of us survive in a world they create but does not apply to them. - Henry M. Rosenberg







Trump Has Made Golf Vulgar
Irish golf sensation Rory McIlroy slammed American Ryder Cup fans, including whoever struck his wife with drink, after his band of European brothers emerged victorious in the golf tournament held on Long Island, New York.







What happened at the Ryder cup captures the state of the world perfectly under the trump regime, Americans on the sidelines yelling and being disrespectful while other countries are winning. - Covie








I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege. - Andrea Junker












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