Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Luigi Mangione Could Escape Death Penalty Because of Tweets by DOJ Employees






Luigi Mangione Could Escape Death Penalty Because of Tweets by DOJ Employees
Multiple Department of Justice employees “may have violated” Luigi Mangione’s right to a fair trial through public comments and social media posts, a federal judge ruled on Wednesday — and it could end up swaying the judge to grant a defense motion to take the death penalty off the table.



This was an easy case to prosecute and the DOJ hasn't even gone to trial. What a joke. I'm no fan of Luigi because he murdered someone and I'm no fan of the death penalty.





The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Hugo Chavez Loses Spot in Guinness Book for Most Batsh*t UN Speech. - Andy Borowitz







More White Speech Privilege
Jesse Watters’ co-hosts on The Five winced as his bit about President Donald Trump’s escalator mishap at the United Nations on Tuesday turned ugly – joking that the U.S. should “leave” the organization or “bomb” its New York City headquarters.







Trump claims he stopped 10 wars at UN (Credit Fox News Source)

1)War on Christmas

2)War on Thanksgiving

3)War on Straws

4)War on Tylenol

5)War on White People

6)War on Men (whites only please)

7)War on Escalators

8)War on Teleprompters

9)War on Cats & Dogs 

10)War on Batteries & Sharks - William B.








"I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations"
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Republican Shenanigans


BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN. - Liam Nissan








Dear God, Whatever Trump Has On Lindsey Graham Must Be Worse Than The Epstein Files.









Trump began his political career on an escalator in 2015.

Yesterday the escalators fought back. - adgirlMM







The Rapture leaves Trump stuck on Escalator. - William B.








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Rock The Voter News


Jimmy Kimmel Just did more to bring this country together in 10 minutes than Trump has done the entire time he's been in office. - Alex Cole

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It's About Damn Time!
Colombian President Gustavo Petro on Tuesday called for a criminal investigation against U.S. President Donald Trump and other officials involved in this month’s deadly strikes on boats in the Caribbean that the White House has said were transporting drugs.








How to pronounce acetaminophen: 

ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES. - AmyxForCongress








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Business/Tech News


Robert De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."








Vengeance Shall Be Mine Sayeth The War Lord
Former FBI Director James Comey will be indicted in the next few days by a grand jury, according to multiple reports on Wednesday afternoon, just days after President Donald Trump urged Attorney General Pam Bondi to take “action” against Comey and other political enemies.








Got my Covid shot today, took some Tylenol and tonight I’m going to watch Jimmy Kimmel! - Brad










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Tuesday, September 23, 2025

‘What Is the Purpose?’ Trump Attacks the UN in Blistering Speech at the UN


President Trump ripped the United Nations as weak and unhelpful ingrates, and even questioned why the international organization exists, while addressing the UN



Ironically, I need Tylenol after listening to that self grandiose speech.









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


People should give more credit to Trump for stopping the war between Azerbaijan and Acetaminophen. - Andy Borowitz





Gaza City 2 Years Apart





Putin Probably Told Him To Say This...








I asked my 10 year old son to define the word condescending.

He said, “Condescending. A con descending down the escalator at Trump Tower to announce he’s running for president. Condescending.” - Captain Obvious







“John McCain, for some reason, couldn’t get his arm up…” 

- Years after the passing of Senator John McCain (R-AZ), Donald Trump continues to mock the injuries the former POW sustained while being tortured in Vietnam. (2024)















Republican Shenanigans


Charlie Kirk’s widow came onstage in a white pantsuit, accompanied by pyrotechnics, and hawked merch. We all grieve differently. - The Bucking Jenny




Detroit is misspelled.




Charlie Kirk said women in their early 30’s are “not at their prime” and “not as attractive in the dating pool.”










Utah Valley University to honor Charlie Kirk with a new male fraternity called Kappa Kappa Kappa. - William B.









Democratic Voters Should Wear Red Hats and/or a Red T-Shirt to the Polls. Problem Solved.










Charlie Kirk is gone and Jimmy Kimmel returns tonight.

The Rapture is working perfectly. - Captain Obvious









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Rock The Voter News


Pregnant Women Advised to Keep Children Safe by Moving to Canada. - Andy Borowitz









Trump Wants To Shut Down The Government Because There Will Be No Employees To Stop Him From Robbing Us Blind.








RFK Jr. Blames Tylenol for Death of His Brain Worm. - Andy Borowitz







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Business/Tech News


The cost of living keeps moving in the wrong direction.

The President’s answer? Declare war on Tylenol.

Pete Buttigieg









GOP Setting The Stage To Arrest ANY Dissenters a.k.a. Democrats









If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do. - Noel Casler








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