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Monday, September 15, 2025

Epstein’s ghost to follow Trump across the pond as president meets with UK royals

Epstein’s ghost to follow Trump across the pond as president meets with UK royals

Donald Trump's state visit to Windsor is clouded by ties to Jeffrey Epstein, involving key players like Prince Andrew and Peter Mandelson.

Seems strange that they kicked Prince Andrew to the curb for his Epstein child-raping escapades... but they'll welcome in Trump. - Joel Keith

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

The First Amendment is dying while the Second Amendment is killing us. - Middle Age Riot

Stephen Miller Just Wants To Kill Democrats. That Is All.
White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller told Vice President JD Vance he will honor Charlie Kirk’s memory by dismantling “left-wing organizations that are promoting violence” and the “vast domestic terror movement” that Miller said is behind the murder of the 31-year-old conservative activist.

Profusely Sweating Kash Patel Begs All Parents of Nation’s Criminals to Turn Them In. - Andy Borowitz

With Kash Patel running the FBI the best case scenario is that every criminal in the U.S. has a parent willing to turn them in. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

I would like it to be noted that every Democrat on Twitter, from Gavin Newsom to Jon Favreau is condemning the shooting of Charlie Kirk, but not a single Republican condemned the assassination of Democratic MN State Rep Melissa Hortman. - Really American

"Let's put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, okay? Let's see how she feels about it, you know, when the guns are trained on her face."
— Donald Trump talking about Liz Cheney, October 31, 2024

Why Do I Have The Nagging Feeling That Evidence Will Be Planted?

FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino is refusing to rule out the possibility that there was a wider conspiracy to assassinate Charlie Kirk that went beyond Tyler Robinson, the man alleged to have murdered Kirk last Wednesday.

Bongino’s comments came during a Monday morning interview with Fox News’ Bill Hemmer that began with Hemmer asking if “anyone” in the crowd assembled at Utah Valley University assisted Robinson.

Building a giant gold ballroom while half the country is living paycheck to paycheck seems like something pre-revolution France would do. - Serveee

Despite making up only 28% of the USA population, FBI data shows that white men are:

55% of kidnappers
56% of rapists
58% of mass shooters
59% of child porn arrests
62% of statuatory rapists (pedophiles)
63% of prostitution solicitors
68% of 1934 NFA offenders
75% of incest perpetrators
- Rebekah Jones

Nearly all of these shooters feel like essentially the same person… young men radicalized in the bowels of Internet subcultures who have easy access to guns. - Brett Meiselas

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Rock The Voter News

Normally, when a civil rights leader dies, their supporters spend days reciting their greatest quotes and preachings. So, it's notable that the right has devoted the past two days trying to get Olive Garden waitresses fired for critical TikToks, while avoiding his body of work. - wideofthepost

Someone Craves Attention

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) revived her calls for a “national divorce” on Monday, ominously warning that the American right and left have “nothing left to talk about.”

Greene sparked controversy in February of 2023, when she wrote on X, “We need a national divorce.”

“We need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government. Everyone I talk to says this. From the sick and disgusting woke culture issues shoved down our throats to the Democrat’s [sic] traitorous America Last policies, we are done,” Greene added.

If you’re silent about Uvalde school shooting, Latino genocide & ICE, but loud about Charlie Kirk’s death,
I’m judging you. - Chicano Post

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Business/Tech News

Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants. - Andy Borowitz

Musk Buys Millions of Tesla Stock Shares, Stock Rises!

Tesla (TSLA) stock rose 5% in afternoon trading on Monday, wiping out its year-to-date losses after CEO Elon Musk purchased shares of the EV maker for the first time since 2020.

Tesla disclosed that Musk purchased 2.6 million shares on Friday, worth roughly $1 billion. Investors saw the move as a strong vote of confidence in the company as it leans into autonomous technologies such as robotaxis and humanoid robots.

We’re not here long enough to be living unhappy. - Tairaa

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

From Google AI and I couldn't agree more: Florence, Italy is considered the "Cradle of the Renaissance" because it was the birthplace and epicenter of the artistic, cultural, and scientific "rebirth" that swept across Europe between the 14th and 17th centuries. Fueled by the immense wealth of the Medici banking family and a flourishing trade economy, Florence attracted brilliant minds like Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo, fostering an unprecedented flowering of art, humanism, and architectural innovation, leaving behind an incredible legacy of Renaissance masterpieces and structures still visible today.

Peace.

Friday, September 12, 2025

Charlie Kirk shooting suspect identified as Tyler Robinson, 22, after family members turned him in to police

Charlie Kirk shooting suspect identified as Tyler Robinson, 22, after family members turned him in to police

"We got him," Utah Gov. Spencer Cox told reporters Friday morning as he announced the news. He said that a family member reached out to a family friend, who told authorities Robinson confessed or implied that he was responsible. The family member said Robinson had become increasingly political and had mentioned at a recent family dinner that Kirk would be speaking at Utah Valley University.

“We got him!”
Really? That’s the line?
His father turned him in.
You received him. - Ron Filipkowski

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

BREAKING: Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer. - Andy Borowitz

Looking like charlie kirk was killed by someone who was radicalized by charlie kirk. - Covie

It's Only A Matter of Time Before The National Guards Kills Someone

President Donald Trump said he's deploying the National Guard to Memphis, choosing a city in a Republican-controlled state where the governor welcomes the intervention as the next target in his crime crackdown.

"We're going to Memphis," Trump said on Fox News' Fox and Friends, calling Memphis "deeply troubled" and adding that Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee, a Republican ally of Trump, and the city's Democratic Mayor Paul Young are both "happy" about the plans. "We're going to fix that, just like we fixed Washington."

So after days of Republicans blaming and vilifying Democrats and trans people for Kirk’s murder despite having no clue who the person was, we find out it’s a white guy from a Republican family in Utah who loved guns. - Ron Filipkowski

Republican Shenanigans

Utah has a big white on white crime problem.
Donald Trump should send in the National Guard.

Am I doing this right maga? - Chicano Marine

Enough With The Projecting!

A fuming Eric Trump claimed repeatedly on Benny Johnson’s podcast that political violence only goes “one way” in the United States — toward Republicans.

“Benny, the bullets are only going one way in this country,” Trump said during a discussion about conservative activist Charlie Kirk’s recent murder on a Utah college campus. Trump then recounted the assassination attempts against his own father’s life.

Never forget what Trump said after the assassinations of Democrats in Minnesota by one of his biggest supporters. "I could be nice and call, but why waste time?"

A month ago, another young man was taken from us, also with a wife and two young children. David Rose was the police officer who rushed to the CDC when employees were under attack from a gunman…President Trump never praised him or offered condolences. - Bill Kristol

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Rock The Voter News

I don’t agree with Charlie Kirk on literally anything except for this:
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES - Cliff Cash

Apparently, Pete Hegseth Committed 11 Murders
The U.S. military strike on what the Trump administration says was a drug-carrying speedboat from Venezuela came after the vessel had turned around and was heading back to shore, raising fresh questions as members of Congress are demanding more information about the provocative attack.

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Business/Tech News

The president had a chance to be a leader. To console the nation. To lower the temperature.
Nope. He couldn't do it. It’s not in him. - Chase Robert

Imagine All The Korean Good Will Trump Destroyed

South Korean workers detained by U.S. Immigration and Custom Enforcement (ICE) returned home Friday, after law enforcement raided a Georgia plant in search of illegal immigrants.

Hundreds of employees landed at Incheon International Airport in Seoul, greeted by family, friends and protesters with signs opposing the Trump administration, according to The Associated Press.

“My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?” - Reporter

“I think very good. And by the way, you see all the trucks? They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House.” - Donald Trump

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I need Tacos

& burritos too!

Thursday, September 11, 2025

Charlie Kirk shot dead in Utah: FBI releases photos of person of interest after suspected shooter's rifle found in nearby woods

Charlie Kirk shot dead in Utah: FBI releases photos of person of interest after suspected shooter's rifle found in nearby woods

A manhunt was underway on Thursday for a "college age" male in the killing of the conservative activist at Utah Valley University.

wow, I was told the left were a bunch of woke pussies who couldn't do pushups but now I am learning they are trained assassins instead? - Laurie Kilmartin

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Hegseth is delivering remarks at the Pentagon in honour of 911.

He just compared Charlie Kirk to the brave fallen on 911.

It doesn’t get any more despicable than that. - Marlene Robertson

Trump Makes Up Another Reason To Punish Immigrants

President Donald Trump’s administration has indicated they may be reviewing the legal status of immigrants who “make light of” the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk.

Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau took to X on Thursday to make clear that “foreigners who glorify violence and hatred” are not welcome in the country. The message followed Kirk being shot and killed on Wednesday during an event at a Utah college campus.

What the GOP says: "We need to tone down the dangerous political rhetoric."

What they mean: "We'll keep calling you communists and pedophiles but you can't call us fascists or racists." - Tea Pain

Republican Shenanigans

Release the Epstein Files in Honor of Charlie Kirk. - dara faye

Bravo Brazil!
A majority of Brazil’s supreme court judges have voted to convict the country’s former president Jair Bolsonaro of plotting a military coup, leaving the far-right populist facing a decades-long sentence for leading the criminal conspiracy.

charlie kirk: "all trans people are abominations, we should have a 'full militarily occupation' of liberal cities, and have kids watch public executions"

*gets shot*

whaaaaat?? what violent rhetoric could have caused this?? - Pochacco Boy

Bravo, Europe!

The European Parliament descended into chaos on Thursday as conservative lawmakers banged their desks in protest and shouted when a demand the session hold a minute of silence for Charlie Kirk was denied.

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Rock The Voter News

MEMO TO GOP:
PROTECT CHILDREN,
NOT PEDOPHILES. - Andy Borowitz

TRUMP: You Say 9/11, I Say 7/11

The Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, confused 9/11 with 7-Eleven while delivering a speech in Buffalo, New York.

He and other Republican and Democratic hopefuls were campaigning ahead of Tuesday's primary vote in the state. Victory there would mean a significant step on the road to the parties' nominations for US president.

So the shooter could make one clean shot, escaped without a trace, but then decided to leave the gun in the woods where it would be found, and also wrote "transgender ideology" on the bullets?

And it's Kash Patel's FBI saying all of this?

Ok. - Keith Edwards

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Business/Tech News

Mike Johnson was close when he said Trump was an FBI operative tasked with bringing down Epstein. He’s a Russian operative tasked with bringing down the USA. - Andy Borowitz

Wishful Thinking: I Hope They Fire Jake Tapper.
Paramount Skydance is planning to make a majority cash bid for CNN parent company Warner Bros. Discovery in an effort to consolidate the media giants, according to reporting in The Wall Street Journal on Thursday...

Kirk was was of those on the right who was very vocal about releasing the Epstein files. - Alex Cole

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A 1,400 year old Angel Oak tree in Charleston, South Carolina.

Peace.