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Monday, September 1, 2025

Unions, community groups join forces for Labor Day protests against Trump and billionaires

Unions, community groups join forces for Labor Day protests against Trump and billionaires

Labor unions and community activists are gathering for mass protests on Labor Day hoping to remind Americans of the power of the working class at a time when billionaires are playing an outside role in national politics.

JD Vance Says Labor Day Should Celebrate Women who go Through Labor. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

“Ashli Babbit didn't die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it.”
- Ret. Army Lt. Gen. Mark Hertling

Trump Is Crying In His Diet Coke
Vladimir Putin appeared to be ignore Donald Trump’s Monday deadline to hold peace talks with Ukraine, as the Russian president was spotted spending the day forging closer ties with the leaders of China and India instead.

How in the hell did Trump so alienate Modi that he’s now attending a summit with autocrats, Xi and Putin? Geez.

Just last year, China and India were at war with each other!

Trump and team are just bad at diplomacy. - Michael McFaul, former ambassador to Russia

If only Israel had treated their defeated enemy as the U.S. treated Japan and Germany after WWII, what a different world it would be.

Republican Shenanigans

Come on guys, we should really respect Rudy Giuliani the same way MAGAs respected Paul Pelosi. - Alex Cole

In the public interest I must debunk a viral rumor that spread earlier today: Trump is NOT dead. He is, however, brain-dead. - Andy Borowitz

Reagan Emptied Them Now Trump Wants To Fill Them Up!
President Donald Trump says he would consider reopening insane asylums as he expands his anti-crime crackdown...“Well, they used to have them, and you never saw people like we had, you know, they used to have them,” he added. “And what happened is states like New York and California that had them, New York had a lot of them. They released them all into society because they couldn’t afford it. You know, it’s massively expensive.”

Trump Furious After Nobel Committee Awards him Participation Trophy. - Andy Borowitz

Texas Blocks Law That Would Ban Gun Stores From Operating Inside Psych Wards - The Onion

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Rock The Voter News

You’ll notice that propagandists like Jake Tapper no longer have a problem with older age in office nor do they mention the orange felon’s obvious mental and physical decline. - Ricky Davila

Gentleman, Start Your Engines...

A House Democrat announced he’s teaming up with a GOP colleague for an “explosive” press conference about the Jeffrey Epstein case — to be held on the steps of the Capitol.

In an interview on Meet the Press Sunday, Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) said he and Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) are planning a news conference for Wednesday in which, according to the California Congressman, numerous Epstein victims will be coming forward for the first time. Khanna said those victims will join him and Rep. Massie in calling for the full release of the DOJ files on the the convicted child sex trafficker.

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Business/Tech News

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but mortgage rates below 6% aren’t going to solve your financial problems. - Douglas A. Boneparth

Milking It While They Can
The Trump family’s cryptocurrency venture World Liberty Financial has opened trading for its new digital currency, dubbed $WLFI, according to the company’s website.

If it wasn't for California and other blue states, Alabama wouldn't have highways, drinking water, airports or EV charging stations. Alabama would be a primitive collection of dirt roads, trailer parks and banjo repair shops. - Thelma Johnson

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go"

-Oscar Wilde

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Pretty please.

Friday, August 29, 2025

Netflix co-founder drops $2 million into Gavin Newsom's redistricting campaign

Netflix co-founder drops $2 million into Gavin Newsom's redistricting campaign

Reed Hastings is a longtime Democratic donor and Newsom ally.

I have certainly enjoyed binge-watching this new reality show called “Gavin Newsom Knows Exactly How to Piss Off All the Magachuds”. - Fenyx

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Donald Trump is trying very hard to get his entire Secret Service detail canceled late in the afternoon on January 20th, 2029.

No matter how big his evil is, his stupid is always bigger. - John Fugelsang

Listen up MAGAs, if my kids have to do active shooter drills then your kids can endure the absolute horror of having a gay English teacher. - Liam Nissan

When your house is on fire, the most important consideration is that your firefighters are here legally. You don't want anybody illegally fighting fires. After you have determined their papers are in order, then you can go about getting your family to safety. - Rep. Jack Kimble

You Can Bet The Ranch There Was An Uprising At Alligator Alcatraz. My Guess: The Detainees Eventually Overturned Those Chain Link Cages Inside Those Tents.

Detainees report alleged uprising at ‘Alligator Alcatraz’: ‘A lot of people have bled’

Reports of incident were denied by Florida and Ice officials as detainees say they were beaten and teargas was fired...The allegations, made by at least three detainees in phone calls to Miami’s Spanish language news channel Noticias 23, come as authorities race to empty the camp in compliance with a judge’s order to close the remote tented camp in the Everglades wetlands.

The Republican Party is the greatest friend a mass shooter could have.
~John Pavlovitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Orders Cabinet to Wear Three Pairs of Tube Socks to Make His Ankles Look Normal. -- Andy Borowitz

This Scott Jennings Often Displays a S.E.G. (sh*t eating grin). He Reminds Me Of A Carney.

CNN GOP analyst Scott Jennings was scolded by a guest for “laughing” when she said vaccine misinformation inspires “violence” — and cited the recent CDC shooting that claimed the life of a police officer.

Trump HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. came under criticism after a vaccine skeptic shot up the CDC, including from Dr. Susan Monarez, the CDC director President Donald Trump is trying to fire under protest. A raft of senior officials have resigned in the wake of the director’s ouster.

Maybe we should stop firing all the experts. - John Collins

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Us: “Maybe we should do something besides praying about mass shootings.”

MAGA: “THEY’RE TRYING TO STOP US FROM PRAYING!!” - raazil

My, My, My, Moses Doesn't Believe Ghislaine Maxwell

CNN anchor John Berman confronted Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA) for starting Congress’s August recess early to avoid “the Jeffrey Epstein situation,” and asked about Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell’s interview with Trump’s DOJ on Friday...She has no credibility. She’s been convicted for sex trafficking, OK? But we’re for maximum — maximum transparency. With the Epstein files, I’ve been saying this for years. We’ve been intellectually consistent from day one, and over this break, over the last couple weeks in August, the Department of Justice and the administration have been fully compliant with Congress’ subpoenas, and they’ve submitted over 34,000 Epstein documents already..

According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago.

8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois.

And yet Trump is sending troops here. - Governor JB Pritzker

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Business/Tech News

DOGE uploaded all of our Social Security data to the cloud, which is roughly as secure as giving it to Pete Hegseth after Happy Hour. - Andy Borowitz

Oh Yeah, More Radioactive Shrimp!

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has announced another recall of frozen shrimp sold at Walmart, citing potential contamination with cesium-137, a radioactive isotope.

This marks the third shrimp recall this month tied to imports from Indonesia.

I need to rewatch Weekend At Bernie’s to find out how Trump’s presidency ends. -- Andy Borowitz

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Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland where the yodeling is fantastic.

Peace.

Thursday, August 28, 2025

Xi shows Trump who holds the cards as he sets up meeting with Kim and Putin

Xi shows Trump who holds the cards as he sets up meeting with Kim and Putin

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un attending a military parade in the centre of Beijing, alongside Russian president Vladimir Putin and China's

Xi, Kim and Putin meeting at a military parade feels like a reminder that Trump's hand may not hold the cards he thought he had. - Grandma's Web

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

The top leader of the world’s foremost superpower is, objectively, a Soviet or Russian asset. He operates as an asset. - Portugal’s President Rebelo de Sousa

I Like Newsom Because He Goes For The Jugular, Succinctly.
California Gov. Gavin Newsom accused President Donald Trump of building “the world’s largest private police force” through a $75 billion expansion of ICE and warned the president has no intention of leaving office after a second term.

The dollar is plummeting so fast under Trump that soon Greenland will be able to buy the USA. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Melania Trump: “I can explain the bruise on my husband’s hand. He was stung by a bee and I swatted it. I probably shouldn’t have used a shovel.”

What's Donald Trump's favorite musical key?

A Minor

Thoughts and Prayers and This Nonsense..
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. revealed during a Fox News interview that he has ordered studies on the use of antidepressants in teens in the wake of a deadly shooting at a church in Minneapolis, after a network host pleaded with him to do exactly that less than a day earlier.

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Bruises on Donald Trump's hand prompts new questions about Joe Biden's health.

CNN opinion by Jake Tapper. - Covie

Next GOP Drama: Shutting Down The Government
Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer (N.Y.) and House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries (N.Y.) have sent a letter to Republican leaders calling on them to schedule a meeting “immediately” to discuss the path to a funding deal to avoid a government shutdown after Sept. 30.

Imagine we had just arrested him instead of letting him waltz back into the White House. - Andrew Wortman

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Business/Tech News

JD Vance made it clear that he is confident he can step in and take the reins as president should "a terrible tragedy" befall Trump: "I can't think of better on the job training than what I've gotten over the last 200 days"

The plan is coming into focus.. - OldManLefty

Ground Beef Cost Sets Record!

Grocery prices have been climbing and one area where costs have hit a record high is beef, a staple for many households.

Ground beef, usually the inexpensive choice for shoppers, has hit a record high. Shoppers can expect to pay $6.25 per pound, up from $5.49 a year ago and $4.26 five years ago, in July of 2020.

“How dare you criticize us for praying” is a way to create cultural outrage that deflects from the real outrage: Republicans won’t act to stop children from being shot because guns have become the party’s organizing principle. - Shannon Watts

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Sunset in San Francisco, California. Hi Gavin.

Peace.