All Hat No Cattle

Netflix co-founder drops $2 million into Gavin Newsom's redistricting campaign

Reed Hastings is a longtime Democratic donor and Newsom ally.

I have certainly enjoyed binge-watching this new reality show called “Gavin Newsom Knows Exactly How to Piss Off All the Magachuds”. - Fenyx

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Donald Trump is trying very hard to get his entire Secret Service detail canceled late in the afternoon on January 20th, 2029.

No matter how big his evil is, his stupid is always bigger. - John Fugelsang

Listen up MAGAs, if my kids have to do active shooter drills then your kids can endure the absolute horror of having a gay English teacher. - Liam Nissan

When your house is on fire, the most important consideration is that your firefighters are here legally. You don't want anybody illegally fighting fires. After you have determined their papers are in order, then you can go about getting your family to safety. - Rep. Jack Kimble

You Can Bet The Ranch There Was An Uprising At Alligator Alcatraz. My Guess: The Detainees Eventually Overturned Those Chain Link Cages Inside Those Tents.

Detainees report alleged uprising at ‘Alligator Alcatraz’: ‘A lot of people have bled’

Reports of incident were denied by Florida and Ice officials as detainees say they were beaten and teargas was fired...The allegations, made by at least three detainees in phone calls to Miami’s Spanish language news channel Noticias 23, come as authorities race to empty the camp in compliance with a judge’s order to close the remote tented camp in the Everglades wetlands.

The Republican Party is the greatest friend a mass shooter could have.
~John Pavlovitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Orders Cabinet to Wear Three Pairs of Tube Socks to Make His Ankles Look Normal. -- Andy Borowitz

This Scott Jennings Often Displays a S.E.G. (sh*t eating grin). He Reminds Me Of A Carney.

CNN GOP analyst Scott Jennings was scolded by a guest for “laughing” when she said vaccine misinformation inspires “violence” — and cited the recent CDC shooting that claimed the life of a police officer.

Trump HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. came under criticism after a vaccine skeptic shot up the CDC, including from Dr. Susan Monarez, the CDC director President Donald Trump is trying to fire under protest. A raft of senior officials have resigned in the wake of the director’s ouster.

Maybe we should stop firing all the experts. - John Collins

______________________

http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________

Rock The Voter News

Us: “Maybe we should do something besides praying about mass shootings.”

MAGA: “THEY’RE TRYING TO STOP US FROM PRAYING!!” - raazil

My, My, My, Moses Doesn't Believe Ghislaine Maxwell

CNN anchor John Berman confronted Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA) for starting Congress’s August recess early to avoid “the Jeffrey Epstein situation,” and asked about Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell’s interview with Trump’s DOJ on Friday...She has no credibility. She’s been convicted for sex trafficking, OK? But we’re for maximum — maximum transparency. With the Epstein files, I’ve been saying this for years. We’ve been intellectually consistent from day one, and over this break, over the last couple weeks in August, the Department of Justice and the administration have been fully compliant with Congress’ subpoenas, and they’ve submitted over 34,000 Epstein documents already..

According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago.

8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois.

And yet Trump is sending troops here. - Governor JB Pritzker

____________________

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________

Business/Tech News

DOGE uploaded all of our Social Security data to the cloud, which is roughly as secure as giving it to Pete Hegseth after Happy Hour. - Andy Borowitz