Friday, August 22, 2025

FBI searches home of Trump adviser-turned-critic John Bolton



The FBI has been searching the home and office of Donald Trump's former national security adviser, John Bolton. Bolton has become a vocal...




One of the most unforgivable things Trump has done is made me side with John Bolton. - Andy Borowitz








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Omg. Trump just said he could launch an investigation into someone because he’s the “Chief Law Enforcement Officer” of the nation. 

And the press just sat there—no correction, no follow up. WTF are we even doing? - Chris D. Jackson








It’s Bolton today, you tomorrow. - Rachel Bitecofer











Trump Plans To Crackdown on Chicago. This Won't Go Well.









Really the simplest way to get the Epstein files released is to somehow get them to Hegseth. - Andy Borowitz









Republican Shenanigans


The President of the United States just threatened the Mayor of Washington, D.C. in a social media post "stop" or "bad things will happen" and the press barely reports it. We must stop normalizing this insane and dangerous behavior and call it out. - Don Winslow








US Visa Holders" BEWARE!
President Donald Trump’s State Department told the Associated Press on Thursday that it is reviewing all 55 million foreign visa holders in the United States for potential “revocation or deportable violations of immigration rules.” The State Department made the revelation in a written answer to a query from the news outlet’s Matthew Lee.









Melania Threatens War With Canada Unless Justin Trudeau Stops Dating Katy Perry. - Andy Borowitz








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Trump is not a Republican or a Democrat. He’s an ‘invasive species.
~ Gavin Newsom







That was one of the most batsh*t press conferences of Trump's public life. He brandished a photo of Putin and promised to deploy the US military to occupy Chicago, New York, and San Francisco. A sane country would be moving toward impeachment and removal right now. - Aaron Rupar









Epstein Files Released. Doctored Or Undoctored?








Gavin Newsom’s tweets are awesome.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. - Stephen King









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MAGA: Let's gerrymander in Texas!

CALIFORNIA: We can do it, too!

MAGA: That's cheating! - Alex Cole







Is Jerome Powell Teasing Us or Trump?
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell on Friday gave a tepid indication of possible interest rate cuts ahead as he noted a high level of uncertainty that is making the job difficult for monetary policymakers.









Trump demanded that the Smithsonian be renamed The Hall Of Straight White Male American Greatness but when he got there it was filled with portraits and statues of Gavin Newsom. - Paul Rudnick








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Thursday, August 21, 2025

California Democrats Advance Plan to Cut Out GOP House Seats in Retaliation






California Democrats Advance Plan to Cut Out GOP House Seats in Retaliation
The California Assembly moved on Thursday to start the process to redraw the state’s Congressional districts in retaliation for Texas Republicans gerrymandering their state to try and net five additional House seats – at the behest of President Donald Trump. The state legislature passed the first of three bills that will try and redraw California’s districts to more favor Democrats.



The funniest thing about Gavin Newsom's online trolling is that, until now, trumpers looked at trump's ridiculous tweets and thought they were awesome, "make libs cry, yay," and his moronic "trump-as-Superman" memes and said "ooh, MAGA," until Newsom showed them how STUPID they look. 

And now they're all "Oh, he's copying, not funny."

It's truly hilarious.
Keep it going. - mmpadellan










The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


The Ukrainian people ask you to stand strong with them, just as you have stood strong in your refusal to release the Epstein files. - Andy Borowitz








Not everything is a “distraction.”

Sometimes they are just doing evil sh*t. - John Collins








Putin Gives Trump Shoutout By Bombing American Factory In Ukraine









Noem Proposes Plastic Surgery to Make ICE Agents as Unrecognizable as Her.  - Andy Borowitz








Republican Shenanigans


BREAKING: Texas Republicans just passed their racially gerrymandered map in an 88-52 vote.
California, you know the assignment. LET'S GO.







Here's A Gut Punch








Texas Gives People More Reasons Never to Go to Texas.  - Andy Borowitz







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We've had to deal with Trump's retarded tweets and demeanor for 10 years. Gavin does it for 2 weeks and conservatives have already lost their minds. - TheOmniLiberal







Bondi Is Working Overtime. Good Luck With That. LOL.
A new federal filing alleges that three executives from the voting technology company Smartmatic carried out a scheme in which they overbilled L.A. County during the 2020 election to create a slush fund for bribing government officials.









Oval Office Doorway Widened to Accommodate Trump’s Cankles. - Andy Borowitz






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CANKLE ALERT!










Remember the good old days, when we all knew that Nazis, slaveowners, and sexual predators were the bad guys? - Bryan Behar









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Time To Deflate Photo
Iguazu falls in Argentina is way bigger than Niagra Falls.

Peace.


Wednesday, August 20, 2025

‘Diversion’: Trump Administration Nuked By Federal Judge in Ruling Denying Epstein Records Release

‘Diversion’: Trump Administration Nuked By Federal Judge in Ruling Denying Epstein Records Release
...In a blistering ruling Wednesday, U.S. District Court Judge Richard Berman struck down the requests to unseal grand jury transcripts and related exhibits — finding that eight of the nine factors that comprise the legal standard for the release of grand jury documents were not met, and favor continued sealing of the records.



There has never been a more hated "President" than Donald Trump. The troops in Wash DC are there to protect him because he fears the people will rise up. - Dean






The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


History teachers: "Those who fail to learn from the past are doomed to repeat it."

Republicans: "We're counting on it." - Middle Age Riot








Purging The Intelligentsia of National Intelligence









Budapest? Not everyone may remember this, but in 1994 Ukraine already got assurances of territorial integrity from the US, Russia and the UK. In Budapest. Maybe I’m superstitious, but this time I would try to find another place. - Donald Tusk








Republican Shenanigans








Trump has commanded all museums to eliminate any mentions of slavery, women's suffrage or LGBTQ lives. These institutions should just agree and then do nothing, because you'll never find a MAGA at a museum. You can also hide money from them in a library. - Paul Rudnick









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The government privately interviewed Ghislaine Maxwell for 9 hours.

Right after, they quietly moved her to a low-security prison.

That was a month ago. Now? 

Still no transcript. Still no charges against any clients.

We are witnessing the biggest cover up in American history. - Micah Erfan








The White House just quietly axed its “director of digital content” after launching a TikTok page — only to watch it get swarmed with thousands of comments demanding Trump release the Epstein files. They wanted slick messaging. Instead, they got a digital jury screaming for receipts. - Brian Allen










Texas Republicans Want To Continue Tormenting This Woman








Trump is mad that the Smithsonian is talking about "how bad slavery was." That's where we're at. - Brian Tyler Cohen







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We are so awful now we can't even agree on whether or not slavery is bad.

Or pedophilia.

Or treason. - Alex Cole







Shrimp Contaminated With Radiation? Oh, Yeah.