Today is also Meme Friday because my Internet was down.
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Today is also Meme Friday because my Internet was down.
Trump Frustrated That Killing Epstein Failed To End Controversy. - Andy Borowitz
Hey MAGA, did you know US gives Israel $4 billion a yr in aid since WW11?Thats $11 million per dayAnd an additional $23 billion since Oct 7thIsrael has free HealthcareFree abortionsFree education/collegeFree housing supportWhat does our government do for us? - Ginger Spice
This is just a reminder that Republicans control the House, the Senate, and the White House and could make any of this stop at any time.Thanks for your attention.Signed, your democracy. - Rep. Melanie Stansbury
I like when dead rapists destroy still-living ones. - John Fugelsang
Call me crazy, but I'm willing to bet there isn't a single drag queen on the Epstein list. - Tennesseine
The Epstein list is the only time Trump supporters have shown an interest in reading. - Andy Borowitz
TRUMP: I WAS SURPRISED POWELL WAS APPOINTED.You were the one who appointed him, you senile old bastard. - The Other 98%
Yesterday Trump called the Epstein story "boring," which I guess is one way to describe the story of a shadowy financier with a private island who traffics underage girls for the benefit of rich and powerful celebrities and heads of state, then mysteriously dies in jail. - Andy Borowitz
This is what oligarchy looks like: Jeff Bezos, the 3rd richest man in the world worth $231 billion, can afford to sail into Venice on his $500 million yacht for his $20 million, 3-day wedding to give his bride a $5 million ring because his real tax rate is 1.1%. Tax the rich! - Warren Gunnels
Ten days later and Epstein is still trending on Twitter. Keep going everybody. All gas, no brakes. - Liam Nissan
If Obama, Clinton, Comey and Biden “created” the “fake” Epstein list to keep Trump from being elected, why didn’t they use it to keep him from being elected? - JoJoFromJerz
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia. - Andy Borowitz
Soon, Polls Will Be Outlawed By Trump
They're eating the lists. They are eating the files. - AES
Kristi Noem’s Hair Extensions Stolen From Head. - Andy Borowitz
Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup. - The Onion
Trump Blames Rising Inflation on Biden Still Being President. - Andy Borowitz
Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves Middle Class. - The Onion
America will rightfully be remembered as the strongest nation in history if it survives Donald Trump. - Andy Borowitz