Monday, June 9, 2025

Trump Says His Border Czar Should Arrest California Governor Gavin Newsom



“I would do it if I was Tom, I think it's great. Gavin likes the publicity, but I think would be a great thing”



EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF AMERICA IS ASKING THEMSELVES THE SAME THING  WHAT IN THE HOLY F**KING HELL HAPPENED TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. - Glenn Tunes









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump




Fun Fact: Every single person in the streets of Los Angeles today has 34 Felonies fewer than Donald Trump. - Alex Cole










Netanyahu Trying His Darndest To Be The Most Hated Jew In The World
Israeli forces have stopped a Gaza-bound, UK-flagged aid boat and detained a dozen activists, including Greta Thunberg, who were on board, enforcing a longstanding blockade of the Palestinian territory that has been tightened during the war with Hamas.










Trump deploying the National Guard for ICE protests but not for the January 6th insurrection sounds about white. - Taunt the Elephant








If Trump's goal was to deport "illegals" he would be in the fields and dairy farms of the Midwest and the ranches and construction sites of Texas and Florida not a Home Depot in downtown LA. This isn't about deportation. It's 100% about retribution. - Andie00471








This whole fiasco could make Gavin president. - Anthony Scaramucci












“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism” -Californian

This is the most American statement I’ve ever heard. - Aes









Let's face it. Trump is terrorizing California because they didn't vote for him. - Devin Duke











ABC News Has Standards? Now, That's Funny!










Please explain to me the difference between what Terry Moran did and what Jake Tapper did. - Don Winslow











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Business/Tech News



If I wanted to distract people from the fact that I was bankrupting the world’s largest economy I might call up the National Guard too. - Andy Borowitz










Goodbye Rite Aid










I watched CNN this morning (I know, shoot me) and Wolf Blitzer asked the Mayor of Los Angeles what was wrong with having more boots on the ground. Dear God. CNN is just normalizing this dictatorship.






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Thank you!
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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
True story: Minutes before this photo was taken of Jack Nicklaus, Jackie Gleason, President Gerald Ford and Bob Hope, at the Inverrary Golf Tournament in 1975, President Ford walked right into me, almost knocking me over. The Secret Service guy caught me and smiled. The President apologized. I burst out laughing.


Peace.


Friday, June 6, 2025

New Poll Shows Most Americans Taking the Same Side in Musk vs. Trump — Hating Them Both




New Poll Shows Most Americans Taking the Same Side in Musk vs. Trump — Hating Them Both
The latest YouGov survey, conducted the very day the feud erupted, June 5, online with 3,812 U.S. adults, had a clear majority of 52% picking “neither” when asked whose side they were on in the Musk vs. Trump feud. Trump got the support of 28% of respondents, Musk a mere 8%, and 11% were not sure.



Trump vs. Musk
is like watching the Hindenburg
crash into the Titanic
to the theme from “Benny Hill.” - John Fugelsang








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump







Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump. - Andy Borowitz









I wouldn't hold your breath on anything Musk reveals taking down Trump. 
Ultimately I don't know if it'll be bad for Trump and worse for Musk, but however it shakes out, I do know it'll be bad for US.
You can always count on that. - Jim Wright










At The Very Least, Israel Did Not Kill The Messengers
The BBC has lodged a formal complaint with the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) after one of its news crews was detained at gunpoint, blindfolded, and strip-searched while reporting near the Syrian-Israeli border.










Remember, until trump cuts musk’s subsidies or musk primaries trump’s favorites, it’s all just smoke and mirrors. - Hate Liberals? Bite Me.








If I was the President and the whole world was calling me a pedophile, I would release every page of the Epstein files to prove I wasn't in there.

Unless I was in there. - BlackKnight10K








Ooo, Ooo, A Trump Prophet!










After whimpering "I respect them both" Mike Johnson has reportedly been placed in foster care. - Paul Rudnick











These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way. - The Lincoln Project
















Handmaid's Tale Continues, With A Side of Extra Cruelty
Another US state has announced that women who suffer a miscarriage could be investigated under new anti-abortion laws. West Virginia already has a full abortion ban in effect – illegal in all cases except rape or incest, fatal abnormalities and when the mother’s life is at risk – but now, those who miscarry could face consequences. Attorney Tom Truman said women who miscarry can be prosecuted if they’re found to have buried, flushed, or hidden evidence of their miscarriage










Trump Travel Ban Unnecessary After Rest of World Shows Zero Interest in Coming to Sh*thole Country. - Andy Borowitz










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Business/Tech News


Trump Puts His Tesla on eBay. - Andy Borowitz








Well, Senate Democrats Are Working At Their Jobs...









Amazon Testing Humanoid Robots as Potential Wives. - Andy Borowitz









I'm waiting for the tweet where Elon admits the 2024 election was rigged.  - Brad







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