Tuesday, October 22, 2024

'It's About The Kingdom Of God!' Trump Evangelical Rally Speaker Boasts 'We Are Bigger Than Black Hispanic And Union Vote'




'It's About The Kingdom Of God!' Trump Evangelical Rally Speaker Boasts 'We Are Bigger Than Black Hispanic And Union Vote'
...At a press event and a pair of rallies in North Carolina Monday, Trump continued to spout false attacks and outright lies about the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and other Biden administration responses to the devastating Hurricane Helene and Hurricane Milton.




The groomers aren’t in the schools.

They are in the churches. - John Collins








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



While the Supreme Court in Brazil has ruled that Bolsonaro cannot run for president until 2030, the Supreme Court in the U.S. has granted a convicted felon full immunity.

So, which is the banana republic? - Captain Obvious









Remember In 2016 Beyond When The Media Struggled With Calling Trump's Lies, Lies? Not This Woman.










I feel like we aren’t talking enough about the fact that the current Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, said that God wakes him up in the middle of the night to speak to him about being Moses. - JoJoFromJerz









MAGA is a bunch of people in their 60’s voting to end social security. - Rick Lenzie









AND He Still Hasn't Paid El Paso!
Donald Trump’s campaign has amassed a staggering pile of unpaid debts for services related to his rallies since 2016, according to Al Jazeera, which reported Monday that the former president’s team still owes hundreds of thousands of dollars to 10 cities across the United States. The largest outstanding invoice belongs to El Paso, Texas, which told the network that the Trump campaign still owes it $569,204.63 for a 2019 rally.








Truly insane that there are people more interested in Harris releasing a W-2 from her summer job at a McDonald’s in 1983 than they are Trump releasing his medical records in the face of serious cognitive decline. - Matt McDermott






















I Wonder If Trump Is Paying Her Legal Bills? Or, Nah.
One of two rural Arizona county supervisors who faced criminal charges for refusing to certify the 2022 midterm results by a state deadline pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor of failing to perform her duty as an election officer...“Judd’s official guilty plea represents an important development in securing election integrity in Arizona,” said Thomas Volgy, a former Tucson, Arizona, mayor and professor at the University of Arizona, where he specializes in democratic processes. “It should be a loud wake-up call to county elected officials that they cannot fiddle with the vote intentions of Arizonans for cheap partisan gain.”








I will never forgive Merrick Garland for his failure to swiftly prosecute Donald Trump after Jan 6. If Trump wins, historians will view Garland's failure as one of the key reasons Trump was able to end our Republic. - Dean Obeidallah









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If you think food is expensive now, wait until we deport half the farm workers.










Monday, October 21, 2024

Arnold Palmer's Daughter Revealed What Her Dad Really Thought Of Trump





Arnold Palmer's Daughter Revealed What Her Dad Really Thought Of Trump
Arnold Palmer’s daughter once said her late father was “appalled” by Donald Trump’s “lack of civility” and character years before the GOP nominee crudely remarked on the golf legend’s penis size at a Pennsylvania rally over the weekend.



Trump promises to name the Washington Monument after Arnold Palmer. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
~Margaret Atwood







I Hope They Are As Successful As E Jean Carroll
The “Central Park Five,” also known as the “Exonerated Five” — a group of Black and Latino men who were wrongly accused of brutal rapes and assaults that occurred in 1989 and whose convictions were later overturned — have sued former President Donald Trump for comments he made during his Sept. 10 debate with Vice President Kamala Harris.










"I'll look Syrian children in the face and say you can't come." - Donald Trump
 9 Feb 2016








Republican Shenanigans



I don’t think it’s possible to remain sane while simultaneously being well-informed. - Briana Mills








Hey, Merrick Garland, Can You At Least Send A Cease and Desist Letter?
A top election law expert says Elon Musk is breaking the law by giving away $1 million to a number of registered voters in Pennsylvania and other swing states who sign his PAC’s petition.







Just imagine if America had an Attorney General. - Seth Abramson








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BREAKING:  Trump fired after cash register comes up short in first shift at McDonald’s. - Kyle Keegan







McDonalds Corp Must Love All The Free Advertising!
Former President Trump was back in Pennsylvania on Sunday following a rally in Latrobe on Saturday as both he and Vice President Kamala Harris vie for Pennsylvania's crucial 19 electoral votes. Before meeting supporters at a town hall, Trump took over a McDonald's drive-thru window.









Harris worked at McDonald's. Trump pretended to work at McDonald's. This is a pretty good analogy for how they governed, too. - Julie Roginsky









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16 days till we save the world or lose it. - Don Winslow






Trump Embarrasses Himself, Again. Not That He Cares.
Former President and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump showed off a pin he was awarded for his performance behind a fryer over the weekend in a lighter moment during his visit to a town devastated by Hurricane Helene on Monday.









Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize.

Joe Biden received the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Kamala Harris received Time Person of the Year.

Donald Trump got a French Fry certification pin. - Alex Cole









I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone. - Synexdoche








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Friday, October 18, 2024

Comstock knocks Trump for profanity-laced remarks at Al Smith dinner: ‘Who does that?



Former GOP Rep. Barbara Comstock (R-Va.) slammed former President Trump for his profanity at the Al Smith Dinner, a Catholic charity banquet...



The Catholic Church has never recovered from its sexual abuse scandal. Probably never will. And yet tonight, Cardinal Dolan chose to sit next to & yuck it up with Donald Trump, a man found liable for sexual abuse. You have to do something about Dolan, Pope Francis.
.- David Darmofal








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump









Pro Tip for Catholic Charities PR Team: Maybe not host an adjudicated rapist credibly accused of sexual abuse by dozens of women if you're trying to rise above your own church's history of sexual abuse. - GeoffBrown82









The Election Interferer Claims Jack Smith Is Election Interfering!









I hope that Donald Trump ends up just like Harvey Weinstein. - MayoIsSpicyy









Republican Shenanigans


I don’t blame Trump for lying about being “the father of IVF.” It’s so much better than being the father of Eric and Don Jr. - Andy Borowitz







Judge Schools DeSantis On Freedom Of Speech. “To keep it simple for the State of Florida: it’s the First Amendment, stupid.”
Federal Judge Mark Walker swiftly shot down a ban issued by the administration of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis that targeted an ad backing a pro-abortion ballot measure in the state.









MSNBC is wasting their time asking “Did Kamala Harris make a mistake by not attending the Al Smith Dinner?” Jesus Christ. 

Every human being who ATTENDED made a mistake. - Jack Hopkins









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Rock The Voter News



Prediction:

When this election is over, the big story will be the number of Republicans who voted for Kamala Harris. - Mark Romano









He Just Steals Whenever He Can
In a report released Friday morning, Democrats on the House Oversight Committee allege that newly obtained records show then-President Donald Trump overcharged the U.S. Secret Service for rooms at his former hotel in Washington, D.C., during his presidency.  








Secret Service Rescues Trump After He Becomes Lost in His Own Weave. - Andy Borowitz









JD Vance Bops to Music for 9 Hours to Prove He Could Assume Trump’s Duties. - Andy Borowitz








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Trump has a lot of new followers on Truth Social.

The Department of Justice, the Central Intelligence Agency and the Federal Bureau of Investigations. - Captain Obvious







I wish somebody kind would buy Twitter. - Richard Harris









I Hope The Texas GOP Doesn't Find A Way To Mess This Up








Yes, my salary is only $57k, but the triumphant feeling I get when updating a museum record from "Pottery Fragment, Egyptian" to "Fragment of Faience Cosmetics Container Inscribed with Name of Nefertiti, c. 1350 BC, excavated at Amarna (Maru Aten)" is genuinely priceless. - roko










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