Monday, September 16, 2024

Trump Directly Blames Harris and Biden's Words for the Latest Attempt On His Life: 'Their Rhetoric is Causing Me to Be Shot at'




Trump Directly Blames Harris and Biden's Words for the Latest Attempt On His Life: 'Their Rhetoric is Causing Me to Be Shot at'
Former President and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump declared that “the bullets are flying”  and warned and “it will only get worse” on Monday, one day after a gunman was arrested for apparently planning to assassinate him at his golf club in Florida.



So the guy at the golf course was a “radical leftist” who voted for Trump in 2016 and loved Vivek and Haley? - Ron Filipkowski








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

“if I have to create stories… that’s what I’m gonna do.” - JD Vance







Oooo, Ooooo, A New Conspiracy Theory! No Details Available At This Time.
Martin County Sheriff William Snyder openly suggested the possibility of a broader conspiracy in a press conference discussing the capture of Ryan Wesley Routh, the would-be assailant arrested with an assault rifle in a failed assassination attempt of former President Donald Trump.










BREAKING: Amid rumors that JD Vance plans to visit, the people of Springfield, Ohio have started building a wall. - Andy Borowitz








Warning: More desperate publicity attempts are coming. - Molly Ploofkins








Hey, Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN), The Secret Service Found The Guy Before He Fired A Shot. How Are They Compromised?
Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) went after the Secret Service following the latest assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump by claiming the agency was “compromised.”









Maybe we'd stop accusing Trump of staging assassination attempts if he'd stop fundraising off them 5 minutes later. - Randi Mayem Singer







Florida gun laws: “So, you just flew in today from Hawaii and need a scoped AK-47 and full body armor? Will that be cash or credit?” - SundaeDivine








It’s totally normal to send out a fundraising email after someone tries to kill you. - Tim Hannan










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Rock The Voter News


Don't forget that almost every single one of these MAGAs demanding sympathy for Trump laughed at Paul Pelosi for almost getting killed by a crazy Trump supporter. - Alex Cole










I Disagree With Biden. The Secret Service Found The Guy Before He Fired A Shot. The Problem Isn't Enough Agents, The Problem Is Securing A Golf Course Is An Impossible Task.









Look violent rhetoric is wrong, and has no place.  

But MAGA pretending they didn’t light this fire is gaslighting to the 100th power.  Since Trump showed up our politics has gone to crap. 

Literally just accused a group of people of eating our pets. 

So stop. - Adam Kinzinger








You know your campaign’s in trouble when your opponent has Taylor Swift and you have Laura Loomer. - Andy Borowitz









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Business/Tech News


Fact: Over 60% of the satellites in orbit today are controlled by a man who retweets Russian shills Benny Johnson and Tim Pool. - Liam Nissan







As A Cancer Survivor, This Is Great News!










There is no cavalry coming.  No miracle solution. No saviors. 

In the end, we, the American people-not any of our institutions-have to save our democracy by registering and voting in defense of our freedoms the next two months.

We are the cavalry. The responsibility is ours. - Eric Holder










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Friday, September 13, 2024

‘It Has To Stop!’ Biden Cites 'Proud Haitian American' Karine Jean-Pierre While Slamming Trump for Pet-Eating Conspiracy Theory





‘It Has To Stop!’ Biden Cites 'Proud Haitian American' Karine Jean-Pierre While Slamming Trump for Pet-Eating Conspiracy Theory
...Recently, the former president claimed at the ABC presidential debate that Haitian immigrants in Ohio are eating cats and dogs off the street. The claim originates from right-wing accounts on X spinning a Fox News report about an Ohio woman who was arrested in August for allegedly killing and eating a cat.



Stephen Curry: “My beautiful half Haitian mother will be roasting a pig tonight, just like Kamala Harris did during the debate.”*


* Correction: Stephen Curry did not say this. 








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Trump is doing to Haitians the same thing he did to Asian citizens four years ago; turn them into targets and risk their lives.

When is the Trump terror going to end? - LePapillonBlu2









Ya Know, Excessive Cocaine Use Causes Paranoia









Apparently Trump has ‘concepts of a plan.’ I taught high school for 20 years. Every one of my kids had a better excuse for not doing their homework than that. - Tim Walz








Republican Shenanigans


Trump claims he's open to taking a cognitive test in the future, not knowing he just had one in front of the nation on Tuesday. - The Lincoln Project







It's Frightening To Think That The Secret Service Is Either Inept or They Coordinated A Fake Assassination Attempt.



"I think the American people are going to be shocked, astonished & appalled by what we will report to them about the failures by the Secret Service in this assassination attempt on the former President." - Senator Blumenthal (D-Conn)







Trump Says He is Much Better Singer Than Taylor Swift. - Andy Borowitz








People who are clutching their pearls over Trump hanging out with conspiracy theorist lunatic Laura Loomer are cracking me up. 

Guys, Trump is the chief lunatic conspiracy theorist. He’s not “being influenced,” he’s just hanging out with people who think the same way he does. - Sarah Longwell









The Needless Chaos Trump's Lies Cause...
Springfield, Ohio, Mayor Rob Rue in an interview late Thursday assured residents that their “pets are safe” and dismissed claims about Haitian migrants amplified by former President Trump at the debate with Vice President Harris earlier this week.











It's amazing that with all the press briefings that President Biden, Merrick Garland and others are NEVER asked why seditionists and traitors remain seated in the House, Senate and in Statehouses across the country almost 4 years AFTER their attempt to overthrow the Government. - Rick Taylor









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Business/Tech News


Biden Waiting for New York Times to Tell Trump He is Too Old. - Andy Borowitz











Hal: I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that.
ChatGPT maker OpenAI unveiled a new artificial intelligence (AI) model Thursday that it says can “reason through complex tasks and solve harder problems” than its earlier models. 










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This may seem like a minor issue, but our military should stop airing Fox on TVs in mess halls and common areas. Our military supports our Constitution, but Fox pushes them in the opposite direction. We wouldn't allow other anti-American propaganda to be broadcast to our troops. - SundaeDivine









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Time To Deflate Photo
Saint-Tropez, France where sailing is delightful.


Peace.


Thursday, September 12, 2024

No evidence there were transmitters in Kamala Harris' earrings during debate | Fact check




There is no credible evidence that Harris' earrings contained audio transmitters. Photos show her earrings do not match the claimed wireless...



Are undecided voters undecided how they feel about sexual assault? - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


“When you see Trump with Putin, as I have on a few occasions, he’s like the 12-year old boy that goes to high school and meets the captain of the football team. ‘My hero!’ It’s really creepy.”

- Malcolm Turnbull, 29th Prime Minister of Australia








When MAGA Lies Are Dangerous...








JD Vance Grateful not to Be the One Who Royally F**ked Up for a Change. - Andy Borowitz








Republican Shenanigans


Your pet is more likely to be shot in the face by a Republican governor than be eaten by an immigrant. - Jeff Tiedrich








Frank Luntz Is Just Another CNN Hack









Politics aside, America saw a man who has no business being near the levers of power. Simply put, he’s crazy. - Stephen King









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If MAGA has a problem with Kamala’s expressions during that debate, they should’ve seen mine. - Al Cappuccino







Kamala's expressions have always been kryptonite to her opponents. Always.









Two Catty Women Doing What Catty Women Do. LOL.




Trump paid Stormy $130K to spank him, Kamala did it for free.  - Alex Cole









I wish people would stop talking about immigrants butchering cats and dogs.

I wish they’d talk about the Black woman who butchered a pig last night on national television. - Captain Obvious









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Business/Tech News


When he said they’re giving migrants sex changes I nearly spit out my dog. - Jon Savoy








New York Court Keeps The Muzzle On Him...










This all started because a Black man embarrassed him at a correspondents dinner. And now all these years later a Black woman has humiliated him in front of the world. - Don Lewis









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