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Friday, September 29, 2023

House GOP tanks its own funding bill, edging closer to shutdown

House GOP tanks its own funding bill, edging closer to shutdown

A band of House conservatives Friday voted down a GOP bill to avoid a government shutdown.

The vote marked a significant — and embarrassing — defeat for Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) as a shutdown this weekend appears increasingly inevitable.

We’re now heading toward the 7th shutdown in the last 3 decades, literally ALL of which were at the hands of a Republican House majority.

Fundamentally unfit to govern. - Brian Tyler Cohen

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

It takes a hell of a lot of nerve for an immigrant from South Africa, like Elon Musk, to go to the U.S. southern border and tell other immigrants who are simply seeking a better way of life to get the f-ck out of HIS country. Agree? - Lakota Man

Putin Wants Everyone To Know He Is In Charge Of Wagner

Vladimir Putin has met a former senior Wagner commander to discuss how to best use “volunteer units” in the Ukraine war, as Kyiv said several hundred members of the mercenary group had returned to the battlefield.

Putin invaded a peaceful country. He slaughtered innocents. Trafficked Ukrainian children. Bombed hospitals and schools.

The free world united to stop Putin because we remember Hitler.

Meanwhile in America, Republicans lie about the border to get votes.

Any other questions? - Jane of the North

They never punished Dick Cheney for telling the lies, but they punished Liz Cheney for telling the truth. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Melania Negotiates For Her Son. Get What You Can, Girl!

Former first lady Melania Trump renegotiated her prenuptial agreement with Donald Trump as the former president campaigns for a second term, sources told Page Six. The updated terms, which sources say involve both finances and property, increase the trust set up for the couple’s youngest son, Barron. It’s believed to be at least the third time the couple has renegotiated their prenup.

We don't take an oath to a king, or queen, or a tyrant or a dictator. And we don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator...We take an oath to the Constitution...and we're willing to die to protect it. - Gen. Milley taking a shot at trump

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Rock The Voter News

Speaker Emerita Pelosi notes that Senator Feinstein "voted on the last day" of her life. - Michael Beschloss

Karma, Visit Kevin, Please.
CNN anchor Sara Sidner was stunned by Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy’s “hard turn” from a tribute to the late Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-NY) to rants about the government shutdown and the impeachment inquiry targeting President Joe Biden.

Thanks to Democrats who are calling on Menendez to quit. Sorry, it is not normal to have closets full of cash and BTW , just a couple of gold bars hanging around from “friends”. Nobody’s indispensable & if we are to save America we better have people who won’t sell their souls. - Barbara Boxer

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Business/Tech News

No migrant that crosses the border will damage American society on the level that elon musk has. - Covie

Alex Jones' Bank Says Bye Bye!
A bank recently shut down the accounts of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' media company, citing unauthorized transactions — a move that caused panic at the business when its balances suddenly dropped from more than $2 million to zero, according to a lawyer for the company.

“We’re not perfect, and there are some dark patches in our past, but what makes us special is that we recognize these evils, we come to grips with them, and we fix them.”
— Dianne Feinstein

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Thursday, September 28, 2023

Frontrunner Trump's absence at 'hot mess' 2nd GOP debate leaves Haley, DeSantis and Scott to spar for 2nd place

Frontrunner Trump's absence at 'hot mess' 2nd GOP debate leaves Haley, DeSantis and Scott to spar for 2nd place

The second debate of the Republican presidential primary took place on Wednesday evening at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, Calif. As with the first debate, frontrunner Donald Trump was absent, giving the event an undercard feel. Leading in both national and early-state polls by margins that seem insurmountable, the former and potentially future president instead went to Michigan to hold a rally with automotive workers.

Shout out to Joe Biden for managing to win another Republican debate without even participating in it. - OhNoSheTwitnt

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Jim Jordan pushing Russian disinformation about Biden and Ukraine is so on brand. Smiles in the Kremlin today. - David Corn

I Bet Tiffany Is Glad She Wasn't Involved In The Family Business
New York Attorney General Letitia James plans to call former President Donald Trump and three of his adult children to testify at his civil fraud trial set to begin in New York next week, court documents showed.

Donald Trump thinks he's going to win the 2024 election and then pardon himself.

I hate that dumb son of a bitch. - MayoIsSpicyy

Biden Sends Commander to Testify at Impeachment Hearings. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

The fact that Republicans are criticizing Taylor Swift simply because she encouraged young people to register to vote really does tell you everything you need to know about them. - Gavin Newsom

I Wish We Could Deport Greg Abbott

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) took a swing Wednesday at President Biden over the migrant crisis after busing more people to New York a few days ago.

“The lead importer of migrants to New York is not Texas; it’s Joe Biden,” Abbott said at a Wednesday event at the Manhattan Institute in New York, according to The Associated Press.

Federal agencies got the “hey we’re probably shutting down” notice today and the House GOP is busy on their Biden fishing expedition instead of keeping the government open.

Periodic reminder to stop electing these people. - Angry Staffer

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Rock The Voter News

Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him. - Andy Borowitz

Casually Dressed Senator Sends Case of Bud-Lite To James Comer

Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) sent a tongue-in-cheek present to Rep. James Comer (R-Ky.) on Thursday as Comer held the first hearing for Republicans’ impeachment inquiry into President Biden.

Fetterman shared on X, formerly Twitter, that his staff dropped off a case of Bud Light for Comer and his team.

Unless Senator Menendez is coming today to resign, I am not interested in hearing his 'explanation' for gold bars stashed in a mattress.

We’re past the point of his tough talk and defiance, given the scope and scale of his alleged corruption. - Senator John Fetterman

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Business/Tech News

Ron DeSantis: “[Donald Trump] owes it to you to defend his record where they added 7.8 trillion to the debt. That set the stage for the inflation that we have now”

Tuberville Needs To Look In A Mirror
Top Biden administration officials on Thursday struggled to fend off accusations and incendiary questions from House lawmakers who accused them of poor decision making and political bias in establishing a headquarters for U.S. Space Command.

Republicans: We want to invade Mexico

Also Republicans: Why don't latinos like us? - Santiago Mayer

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Monday, October 2, 2023

Short edition today. I took Taco to the vet this morning and he is doing great!

Friday, September 29, 2023

House GOP tanks its own funding bill, edging closer to shutdown

Thursday, September 28, 2023

Frontrunner Trump's absence at 'hot mess' 2nd GOP debate leaves Haley, DeSantis and Scott to spar for 2nd place