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Monday, July 17, 2023

MTG's Turning Point speech makes Biden sound great, actually. Oops!

MTG's Turning Point speech makes Biden sound great, actually. Oops!

Far-right Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene may have accidentally realized Joe Biden is a good president.

If Biden's campaign officials are smart, they’ll take video of Greene’s speech, cut it into a reelection ad, run it in every market in America and cash in on the goodwill.

Thanks, Marge! - Rex Huppke

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Trump: “The Espionage Act was passed in 1917 to stop nuclear weapons!!!”

GOP Senator Wants To Place Undue Burdens On Women In The Military. Geez.

Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) said on Sunday that women in the military should take unpaid leave if they are looking to get an abortion and are stationed where it is banned, following passage of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) in the House.

Moms for Liberty protesting Barbie because the film goes against their Christian “family values” pretty much mandates that I must now take my entire family to see it. - Lakota Man tweet

'Climate change' is an evil hoax conspiracy by the world's overwhelming scientific consensus to trick us into cleaning up our air & water for no good reason. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

I Wonder If Clarence & Ginni Thomas Are Going To Vacation With Harlan Crow This Summer.

For months, Harlan Crow and members of Congress have been engaged in a fight over whether the billionaire needs to divulge details about his gifts to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, including globe-trotting trips aboard his 162-foot yacht, the Michaela Rose.

Crow’s lawyer argues that Congress has no authority to probe the GOP donor’s generosity and that doing so violates a constitutional separation of powers between Congress and the Supreme Court.

Alito and Thomas Write Opinion Declaring That Yachts Are People. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

The Presidential Records Act: "The United States shall reserve and retain complete ownership, possession, and control of Presidential records."

Donald Trump: "According to the Presidential Records Act, Presidential records are MINE MINE MINE."

Manchin Wants To Hurt Democrats As Much As He Possibly Can

No Labels, the third-party bipartisan group that is considering launching a "unity" campaign in the 2024 presidential race, on Monday will host a major event to discuss its platform -- and will be joined by two notable politicians from across the aisle.

Sen. Joe Manchin, D-W.Va., and former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr., a Republican, will speak at the group's "Common Sense town hall" at Saint Anselm College in Manchester, New Hampshire.

Pence Terrified That Debate Organizers Will Make Him Stand Near Woman. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

How will Trump fill seats at his rallies now that actors are on strike? - CoffeyTimesNews tweet

Catholic Diocese Files For Bankruptcy Due To Their Priests Sexually Abusing Children.

The Roman Catholic Diocese of Ogdensburg in northern New York said Monday that it was filing for bankruptcy protection as it faces more than 100 lawsuits alleging sexual abuse.

The diocese, like others in the state, is dealing with lawsuits dating to when New York temporarily suspended the statute of limitations to give victims of childhood abuse the ability to pursue even decades-old allegations against clergy members, teachers, Boy Scout leaders and others.

I STRONGLY condemn my brother's deplorable and untruthful remarks last week about Covid being engineered for ethnic targeting. - Kerry Kennedy tweet

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Friday, July 14, 2023

Hunter Biden's lawyer sends cease-and-desist letter to Trump over social media posts

Hunter Biden's lawyer sends cease-and-desist letter to Trump over social media posts

An attorney for Hunter Biden sent a cease-and-desist letter on Thursday to former President Donald Trump's legal team, claiming that Trump's rhetoric on social media and elsewhere "could lead to [Hunter Biden's] or his family’s injury."

Republicans say they're against pornography, but they they spend all friggin day posting photos of Hunter Biden's huge ____. Make that make sense to me, Moms for Liberty. - theliamnissan tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Putin is ideological, emotional, and sometimes irrational. He is not crazy. He's already losing to the Ukrainian army. He will not escalate to provoke a war with the largest alliance in the world anchored by the most powerful military in the world. - Michael McFaul, former U.S. Ambassador to Russia

Racism On Display In The House of Representatives

A first-term Republican lawmaker referred to African Americans as “colored people” on the House floor Thursday, prompting outrage from Democrats and a quick rebuke from the chamber’s presiding officer.

Rep. Eli Crane (R-Ariz.) was reprimanded after he took to the floor to promote an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) that he says will rein in Defense Department “wokeness” — a racially charged concept that has divided the parties and the country in recent years.

A Republican lawmaker called black people "colored people" on the House floor and that's still not the most racist thing a Republican lawmaker said this week. - Covie tweet

Republican Shenanigans

So, let me get this straight. Women are supposed to risk their lives and suffer the unimaginable trauma of carrying a dead fetus to term because Mike Pence heard a rumor that this may occasionally result in a happy outcome? Fundamentalist christians are monsters. - Sarah Ironside tweet

When Republicans say "colored people" when the cameras are on, we all know what they say when the cameras are off. - Alex Cole tweet

DeSantis Wants Former Casino CEO To Be President of Florida Atlantic University. Let Me Repeat That, A Former Casino CEO.

The state will launch a formal investigation into Florida Atlantic University’s presidential search, rejecting the university’s request to end the matter quickly and increasing speculation that the ultimate goal is to place a political ally of Gov. Ron DeSantis into the role...“Of course, the whole process has been politicized. Of course, it’s going to be a return of New College. Of course, DeSantis is going to get what he wants because that is what’s been happening,” predicted State Rep. Kelly Skidmore, D-West Boca. “FAU is trying to do the right thing, but I feel strongly they will acquiesce to the pressure and they will appoint Randy Fine. I have no doubt at some point that will happen.”

Who believes Anita Hill now? - Michael Little tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Holy cow. Joe Biden’s campaign just announced it has raised over $72 MILLION from April until now, which now brings the total to $77 million. That’s the “highest total amassed by a Democrat at any comparable point in history.” Folks, this is what you call JOEMENTUM! - Victor Shi tweet

Anti Vaxxers Need To Be Outlawed

Mississippi is starting the court-ordered process of letting people cite religious beliefs to seek exemptions from state-mandated vaccinations that children must receive before attending day care or school.

Mississippi is one of the poorest states and has high rates of health problems such as obesity and heart disease. But it has received praise from public health officials for years because it has some of the highest rates of childhood vaccination against diseases such as polio, measles and mumps.

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Business/Tech News

No matter how you look at it, America is doing well: economy is healthy, unemployment low, childhood poverty record low, inflation lower than any other country. US GDP is at 25 Trillion $ NATO is expanded & unified against Russian expansion. THANK YOU JOE BiDEN . - Mia Farrow tweet

Get Your Free Ice Cream This Sunday!

We all know the classic kids song about screaming for ice cream, but it's not necessary to raise your voice to get these deals this Sunday for National Ice Cream Day.

From traditional scoop shops like Baskin Robbins to modern grocery delivery services, there are plenty of brands participating in the nationwide summer ice cream holiday with freebies and discounts on ice cream.

I’m just a girl, sweating through my bra thanks to climate change, wishing Al Gore had won in 2000. - Rebekah Writer tweet

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Thursday, July 13, 2023

Republicans Lose Their Minds Over Secret Service’s Findings on White House Coke Baggie

Republicans Lose Their Minds Over Secret Service’s Findings on White House Coke Baggie

A Secret Service probe into who left a small bag of cocaine in the White House earlier this month has concluded without a suspect being identified—reigniting right-wing conspiracy

Republicans are implying that the White House is teeming with cocaine fiends.

But you know how we know that can't be true?

A found bag *was turned in* - Mrs. Betty Bowers tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Republicans vote for vermin like Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz because they don't care if their representatives make their lives better as long as they make others' lives worse. - Middle Age Riot

Allowing This Traitorous Rabble Rouser To Run Loose Is Irresponsible Law Enforcement
Michael Flynn offered a dark view of the state of the nation during a speech to GOP activists in Southwest Florida Wednesday, saying America is “in the valley of the shadow of death” and declaring “we’re at war right here at home.”

Republican Shenanigans

Chris Christie is a horrible person who will never be president, but it sure is nice to hear him bash Donald Trump. - TheUSASingers tweet

FDA Rains On GOP Parade
Today, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved Opill (norgestrel) tablet for nonprescription use to prevent pregnancy— the first daily oral contraceptive approved for use in the U.S. without a prescription. Approval of this progestin-only oral contraceptive pill provides an option for consumers to purchase oral contraceptive medicine without a prescription at drug stores, convenience stores and grocery stores, as well as online.

Anita Hill warned about Clarence Thomas.

Dr. Christine Blasey Ford warned about sexual assaulter Kavanaugh.

Hillary Clinton warned about Agolf Twitler and his fascist Republican cult.

They were all ignored, insulted and berated. - Ricky Davila tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Justice Brett Kavanaugh Says SCOTUS Is All Good, No Need To Worry. Whew, I Was Worried There For A Minute!

Justice Brett Kavanaugh pointed to the mixed U.S. Supreme Court decisions this term as he sought Thursday to dispel notions that it is partisan, even after conservatives brought about the end of affirmative action in college admissions and struck down President Joe Biden's student loan debt relief program.

I wonder how low inflation needs to go before they acknowledge that Biden is doing a good job. - John Collins

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Business/Tech News

You'd think a pillow salesman would understand that when one makes their bed, they have to then sleep in it. - disenfranchised tweet

We're Doomed. Elon Musk Embraces AI.

Elon Musk on Wednesday announced the formation of a new company focused on artificial intelligence, after months of teasing plans to build a rival to ChatGPT.

The company, called xAI, unveiled a website and a team of a dozen staffers. The new company will be led by Musk, according to the website, and “will work closely with X (Twitter), Tesla, and other companies to make progress towards our mission.”

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