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Trump stole a classified doc on the US striking IranIt used to be at Bedminster but is now “missing”Trump was paid a stupid amount of money to host LIV golf at BedminsterThe Saudis & Iran were enemiesSaudis gave Kushner $2 billion & Ivanka $100 millionConnect the dots. - Lindy Li tweet
The Kremlin often claimed it had the second-strongest military in the world, and many believed it. Today, many see Russia’s military as the second strongest in Ukraine. - Secy. of State Antony Blinken
Since 2010, the number of handguns in Canada has increased by more than 70%. We’ve taken action to reverse that trend. As of last year, people cannot buy, sell, or transfer handguns in Canada – and they cannot bring newly-acquired handguns into the country. - Justin Trudeau
If you’re concerned about the POTUS who tripped over a sandbag, wait till you hear about the one who tripped over the Espionage Act. - 7veritas4 tweet
Every time Trump lies, he plays the accordion. I think it's a neurolinguistic control thing. - Sandi Bachom tweet
Your reminder that Mitch McConnell fell and hit his head and spent five weeks recovering and the entire Democratic party wished him a speedy recovery, because Democrats are not barrel-bottom ghouls. - Jeff Tiedrich
Emotional Tim Scott Tells Supporters About Time He Was Followed Around Walgreens For Being Republican. - The Onion
President Biden creates jobs, Republicans create mobs. - Aaron Parnas tweet
"How did Joe even win? I never see anyone in a Biden hat!" - Guy who lost his life savings on Trump bucks
It turns out the most damning witness against Donald Trump…Is Donald Trump. - 7veritas4 tweet
A while back, I said the DOJ would pop Trump before on or before July 4th. I like that prediction even more, today. - Jack Hopkins tweet
MAGA: “If you convict him, there will be riots.”Well, I guess there will be a lot of convictions. - John Collins tweet
Elon Musk Falls Below Clarence Thomas on List of World’s Richest People. - Andy Borowitz
McCarthy’s bill just garnered more Democratic support than Republican support, in case you were wondering which party came out on top here. - Brian Tyler Cohen tweet
Welp, Joe Biden just fell down. Say goodbye to reading anything important on this site for the next 72 hours. - Ben Collins tweet
Trump's DOJ had Hunter Biden under investigation for four years. they found nothing. the investigation continues to this day. six years total. still nothing. if Hunter is such a master criminal, why couldn't Bill Barr find anything. put up or shut up, loudmouths. - Jeff Tiedrich
Seniors used to pay as much as $200 for common vaccines like shingles.Under President Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, these vaccines are free for seniors on Medicare. - The White House tweet
What if a baseball team stopped trying to score runs the old-fashioned way and instead seized control of the scoreboard and added runs that way. And what if the play-by-play announcers pretended it was a normal game.That’s how major media report on Republicans. - Mark Jacob tweet
It’s not whether you fall down: it’s whether you get back up and wipe the floor with Republicans on the budget. - MuellerSheWrote tweet